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2020-06-05 12:16:00 PM  
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2020-06-05 12:27:11 PM  
These cocksucking conservatives would shiat themselves if actual terrorist arrived. What histronic snowflake man-babies.

/what's the male equivalent of Karen?
 
2020-06-05 12:28:25 PM  

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: /what's the male equivalent of Karen?


Trump.
 
2020-06-05 12:30:32 PM  

King Something: Dr. DJ Duckhunt: /what's the male equivalent of Karen?

Trump.


He specified "male," not "blubbering pile of formless, gassy flesh."
 
2020-06-05 12:30:43 PM  
So, is this going to be like the various 1 Million X protests that happened with Obama, or an actual million or so people showing up?
 
2020-06-05 12:32:02 PM  

King Something: Dr. DJ Duckhunt: /what's the male equivalent of Karen?

Trump.


Trump is under the genus fat orange biatch. (Perfect Latin)
 
2020-06-05 12:36:02 PM  
They just all bring cans of tuna. walk by one by one tossing open cans of tuna over the fence.

feed the rats
 
2020-06-05 12:49:20 PM  
This should be good...
 
2020-06-05 1:41:22 PM  

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: These cocksucking conservatives would shiat themselves if actual terrorist arrived. What histronic snowflake man-babies.

/what's the male equivalent of Karen?


I don't know his name but he was that asshole biker who beat up those kids in Bethesda.
 
2020-06-05 1:45:02 PM  

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: These cocksucking conservatives would shiat themselves if actual terrorist arrived. What histronic snowflake man-babies.

/what's the male equivalent of Karen?


Todd is the male equivalent of Karen.
 
2020-06-05 1:45:11 PM  
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2020-06-05 1:45:27 PM  
Like the "million truckers to DC" and the "million bikers to DC," I have a hunch that a tad less than a million will show up.
 
2020-06-05 1:45:29 PM  
ROAD TRIP!!!!!
I ain't doing anything else. And the treasury just sent me a check for $1200 for some reason.
 
2020-06-05 1:45:29 PM  

King Something: Dr. DJ Duckhunt: /what's the male equivalent of Karen?

Trump.


I would have said "and his voters" - but yeah.
 
2020-06-05 1:45:56 PM  
Tear down that wall. Take back our house.
 
2020-06-05 1:46:12 PM  
Will Trump actually be at the WH or at a golf resort?
 
2020-06-05 1:46:16 PM  

RustyShock: Dr. DJ Duckhunt: These cocksucking conservatives would shiat themselves if actual terrorist arrived. What histronic snowflake man-babies.

/what's the male equivalent of Karen?

Todd is the male equivalent of Karen.


Xander?
 
2020-06-05 1:46:22 PM  
07/04/2020
Please trend #AllCountriesMatter.
Just because.
 
2020-06-05 1:47:02 PM  

Rav Tokomi: Will Trump actually be at the WH or at a golf resort?


Shiat, with a million people, send 100K to every likely golf course on the east coast.
 
2020-06-05 1:47:45 PM  
Hasn't the right wing attempted to cobble together five or six million man marches in the last decade? And they keep being unable to find each other because no one shows up?

I hope this happens.
 
2020-06-05 1:47:47 PM  

RustyShock: Dr. DJ Duckhunt: These cocksucking conservatives would shiat themselves if actual terrorist arrived. What histronic snowflake man-babies.

/what's the male equivalent of Karen?

Todd is the male equivalent of Karen.


Todd is Karen's older brother.  The correct answer is Chad.
 
2020-06-05 1:47:53 PM  
I have a friend who lives in DC.
She is not looking forward to it.
But is really not surprised to see it happen.
had to happen sooner or later.
 
2020-06-05 1:48:02 PM  
Why are people protesting and not blindly obeying authority?  This is America, dammit!  First-world countries like us, China, and North Korea employ the police and military heroes to keep the 'thugs' and other undesirables in check.  If you don't like it, get out and go to some third-world communist shiathole like Norway.
 
2020-06-05 1:48:35 PM  
1 million people with all the hotels, restaurants, etc shut down?
 
2020-06-05 1:49:17 PM  

Rav Tokomi: Will Trump actually be at the WH or at a golf resort?


He supposedly canceled his golf trip because of these mean protesters.
 
2020-06-05 1:50:06 PM  
You can always get hundreds of people to find their way on to Trump golf courses with Round Up.
 
2020-06-05 1:50:11 PM  

RustyShock: Dr. DJ Duckhunt: These cocksucking conservatives would shiat themselves if actual terrorist arrived. What histronic snowflake man-babies.

/what's the male equivalent of Karen?

Todd is the male equivalent of Karen.


"Chad"
 
2020-06-05 1:50:20 PM  
I'm bringing a ladder. Walls don't climb themselves. Same goes for fences that everyone is calling a wall. Someone who is possibly reading this is seriously on the fence about going over said fence. In her defence, de-fencing the area is not an option, so being on it makes sense and should not cause offense to those here who lack common sense. Hey, she might even get to make Pence's mother tense.
 
2020-06-05 1:50:38 PM  
They need to gather outside the White House and make chicken noises.
 
2020-06-05 1:50:41 PM  
I'd go, but I'm terrified of getting the Covid.
 
2020-06-05 1:50:46 PM  

Bootleg: So, is this going to be like the various 1 Million X protests that happened with Obama, or an actual million or so people showing up?


I'm off Saturday but have to work Sunday... I might just say fark it and call out and make the drive from Florida to DC. Was planning on protesting tomorrow anyhow in my locale but again, fark it. I am farking pissed and I am sure a whole lot of other Americans are too.

All those assholes who protested outside state capitals to open back up because they couldn't get a farking haircut while also open carrying? Cowards. All of them. The fact that they aren't out there now along side protesters as a deterrent to the police says it all.

What you're seeing now is what real courage and honor look like.
 
2020-06-05 1:51:28 PM  

Uranus Megahertz: 1 million people with all the hotels, restaurants, etc shut down?


Hotels are slow, not shut down.  But I'm sure they can get over a million locals.
 
2020-06-05 1:51:29 PM  

King Something: Dr. DJ Duckhunt: /what's the male equivalent of Karen?

Trump.


That's it, I think you win the internet today.
 
2020-06-05 1:52:09 PM  

RustyShock: Dr. DJ Duckhunt: These cocksucking conservatives would shiat themselves if actual terrorist arrived. What histronic snowflake man-babies.

/what's the male equivalent of Karen?

Todd is the male equivalent of Karen.


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/Not named Todd, just wanted to post the gif
//fark Trump
///fark Trump
 
2020-06-05 1:52:22 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Like the "million truckers to DC" and the "million bikers to DC," I have a hunch that a tad less than a million will show up.


Well, it's not like the Nazis you hang out with at your Legion post, so there actually may be a million. Most people are as gutless as Legionnaires.
 
2020-06-05 1:52:26 PM  
The only way they'll get Trump's attention is if they park Sharpton with a microphone right in front of Trump International Hotel.
 
2020-06-05 1:52:43 PM  

RustyShock: Dr. DJ Duckhunt: These cocksucking conservatives would shiat themselves if actual terrorist arrived. What histronic snowflake man-babies.

/what's the male equivalent of Karen?

Todd is the male equivalent of Karen.


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2020-06-05 1:52:58 PM  
News about police attacking medics has me thinking about going down there to help the medics.

/They could stop most people coming into town by shutting down the Metro
 
2020-06-05 1:52:58 PM  
Trump will boast about how his protests were bigger than Obamas. With pictures...
 
2020-06-05 1:53:08 PM  

Bootleg: So, is this going to be like the various 1 Million X protests that happened with Obama, or an actual million or so people showing up?


Probably the X protests, because it was so quickly put together.  Legit Million protests need more planning, buses, housing, food, water, voter registration, etc.  The March For Our Lives expected 800K, had several weeks lead time, and had all of that.  You can't pack 'em in without buses.
 
2020-06-05 1:53:23 PM  
What Trump's response to Americans exercising their constitutional rights might look like.

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2020-06-05 1:54:09 PM  

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: These cocksucking conservatives would shiat themselves if actual terrorist arrived. What histronic snowflake man-babies.

/what's the male equivalent of Karen?


Todd Starnes

Google "Todd Starnes toaster oven" and witness the most pathetic, sniveling example of White People Problems imaginable.

Bonus: Google "Todd Starnes hispanic cheese" to see the most pathetic attempt at op-ed humor you will ever read.
 
2020-06-05 1:55:11 PM  

fireclown: Rav Tokomi: Will Trump actually be at the WH or at a golf resort?

Shiat, with a million people, send 100K to every likely golf course on the east coast.


At the very least, visit Mar-a-Lousy.
 
2020-06-05 1:55:24 PM  
Damn, it's the Million Man Terrorist March all over again. I hope they parachute suicide bombers into the White House or at least the Oval Orifice.

Note: When I was a university student in Kingston, there was a gay bar in the former office of a local dive bar. It was nick-named the "Orifice".

Gay bars typically have cool or equivocal names.

Another bar frequented largely by lesbians with drag queens on some nights was nicknamed "the Oral Grief" because the real name was the Coral Reef. It was tucked under a parking garage at the Mall for a nice retro industrial atmosphere.
 
2020-06-05 1:56:29 PM  

Lumber Jack Off: Bootleg: So, is this going to be like the various 1 Million X protests that happened with Obama, or an actual million or so people showing up?

I'm off Saturday but have to work Sunday... I might just say fark it and call out and make the drive from Florida to DC. Was planning on protesting tomorrow anyhow in my locale but again, fark it. I am farking pissed and I am sure a whole lot of other Americans are too.

All those assholes who protested outside state capitals to open back up because they couldn't get a farking haircut while also open carrying? Cowards. All of them. The fact that they aren't out there now along side protesters as a deterrent to the police says it all.

What you're seeing now is what real courage and honor look like.


I did not see those people burning and looting from what I remember. Also I don't think it was just over a hair cut, but nice try.
 
2020-06-05 1:56:34 PM  
"Many people are saying"

lol I love it. Then, after the event, release a statement that says "many people are saying it was actually much more, maybe two million people. Maybe five million."
 
2020-06-05 1:56:41 PM  
The 2017 Women's March brought something close to half a million, seven figures here is not out of the question at all.

1,000,000 people spaced six feet apart is roughly one square mile of people.
 
2020-06-05 1:57:14 PM  

Lumber Jack Off: Bootleg: So, is this going to be like the various 1 Million X protests that happened with Obama, or an actual million or so people showing up?

I'm off Saturday but have to work Sunday... I might just say fark it and call out and make the drive from Florida to DC. Was planning on protesting tomorrow anyhow in my locale but again, fark it. I am farking pissed and I am sure a whole lot of other Americans are too.

All those assholes who protested outside state capitals to open back up because they couldn't get a farking haircut while also open carrying? Cowards. All of them. The fact that they aren't out there now along side protesters as a deterrent to the police says it all.

What you're seeing now is what real courage and honor look like.


Can't get to DC but I'll be in Detroit.

White coat and scrubs. They want to use force against a doctor, let it be so.
 
2020-06-05 1:57:54 PM  

Rav Tokomi: Will Trump actually be at the WH or at a golf resort?


He cancelled the golf trip for a "working weekend"
 
2020-06-05 1:57:59 PM  
Speaking of people of that persuasion (women) here's a fav book title of mine: Mercy, It's the Revoution and I am in my Bathrobe ("Sylvia" book, by Hollander).

I am not a D***. I just like witty, smart and strong women. I would marry Sylvia if I could. She is the gal with it all.
 
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