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4715 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 05 Jun 2020 at 11:05 AM (19 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-05 11:39:39 AM  
really?
 
2020-06-05 11:52:16 AM  
They're just fans of grilled cheese.
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2020-06-05 11:57:49 AM  
ewww. No. I have dangerously low standard when it comes to women. But still no..

/doesn't matter
//she still wouldn't sleep with me
 
2020-06-05 11:58:45 AM  
'Age-defying' woman, 62, claims men from '20 to 70' try to chat her up on Instagram

Well that's quite an accomplishment.  It's not as if guys would chat up a pic of a knothole on the internet
 
2020-06-05 11:58:51 AM  
Oh girl, you are doing it all correctly, except for that hair.
 
2020-06-05 12:01:19 PM  
I'm 60 so she's right in my wheelhouse
 
2020-06-05 12:10:21 PM  
no
 
2020-06-05 12:12:17 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I'm 60 so she's right in my wheelhouse


^^This^^

I like a woman with experience.
 
2020-06-05 12:14:32 PM  
csb:
I once had a girlfriend that was a grandmother at 32. The apples didn't fall far from the tree as she became a great-grandmother before she was 48.
 
2020-06-05 12:21:38 PM  
You would and you know you would. Plus, at 62 she is probably a lot of fun without all that insecurity.
 
2020-06-05 12:22:20 PM  
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She looks like a 62 year old woman that keeps herself in good shape. Good for her.

But she still looks like a 62 year old woman.

/Yes, I would
 
2020-06-05 12:24:34 PM  
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2020-06-05 12:27:32 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image image 850x551]

She looks like a 62 year old woman that keeps herself in good shape. Good for her.

But she still looks like a 62 year old woman.

/Yes, I would


I'm 41 and I would as well.
 
2020-06-05 12:28:35 PM  

oa330_man: csb:
I once had a girlfriend that was a grandmother at 32. The apples didn't fall far from the tree as she became a great-grandmother before she was 48.


Holy shiat.  :-O
 
2020-06-05 12:31:13 PM  

oa330_man: csb:
I once had a girlfriend that was a grandmother at 32. The apples didn't fall far from the tree as she became a great-grandmother before she was 48.


I'm a big fan of Reddit's "Targeted Shirts" sub, where they repost ads for those terrible shirts from social media that attempt to crib info from your profile and we all enjoy their badness. One was aimed at someone who became a mother in like 1980, a grandmother in 1996, and a great-grandmother in 2013, and apparently wanted to share this with absolutely everyone she encountered all day.

Bonus: IIRC, the person who got the ad didn't even have kids.
 
2020-06-05 12:33:36 PM  
She's only a few years older than I am, and she's the same age as my first wife.

You bet I'd respectfully date the hell out of her.
 
2020-06-05 12:35:45 PM  
She's very, very careful not to show her hands.
 
2020-06-05 12:36:55 PM  

ultradeeg: [blog.waikato.ac.nz image 576x432]


Yes it's Fark but I'm pretty sure revenge porn is not allowed. She left you, let it go.
 
2020-06-05 12:43:14 PM  
She looks great.  And not great for her age, she looks great.
 
2020-06-05 12:44:49 PM  
Well, she's sexy and sixty-two, my brittle rock n' roll shrew
 
2020-06-05 12:47:27 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 850x551]

She looks like a 62 year old woman that keeps herself in good shape. Good for her.

But she still looks like a 62 year old woman.

/Yes, I would


most of her photos she looks weird and kind of crazy...and while good for her she is in good shape for her age...she has the hair cut of a college football coach...so...no thanks.
 
2020-06-05 12:48:43 PM  
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2020-06-05 12:52:14 PM  
I've had some ups and downs in my life, but at no time have I ever been in a place where I felt the need to click a "Fox News" link for a picture of a Sexy Grandma.

/thanks for posting the pic, AVG
 
2020-06-05 12:52:21 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Well, she's sexy and sixty-two, my brittle rock n' roll shrew


WTF is with that do?
Do you need some Ensure too?
 
2020-06-05 12:53:15 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: [Fark user image image 236x132]


Take the skin boat to Tuna Town.
 
2020-06-05 12:53:50 PM  

Buttknuckle: Oh girl, you are doing it all correctly, except for that hair.


Genuinely curious, what's wrong with her hair? I think it's flattering.
 
2020-06-05 12:58:35 PM  

That KY Girl: Buttknuckle: Oh girl, you are doing it all correctly, except for that hair.

Genuinely curious, what's wrong with her hair? I think it's flattering.


It's a grandma cut.

/she's a 1 on a scale of 0 to 1
 
2020-06-05 1:07:23 PM  
Really? Nobody else posted the original GILF yet?
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2020-06-05 1:07:52 PM  
Congrats to her to stay in great shape as she ages.
 
2020-06-05 1:10:54 PM  
Thats a definite no from me, she has a decent body but as others mentioned the hair cut sucks. My tastes align more with Matthew Mcconaughey in Dazed and Confused anyway. I will take a seat over there.
 
2020-06-05 1:13:56 PM  
Looking good from a distance is a whole other matter than laying down some pipe. Up close and in deep, she's still old.
 
2020-06-05 1:18:56 PM  

physt: Looking good from a distance is a whole other matter than laying down some pipe. Up close and in deep, she's still old.


So she's done for as a female.

fark off.
 
2020-06-05 1:20:03 PM  

physt: Looking good from a distance is a whole other matter than laying down some pipe. Up close and in deep, she's still old.


Your parents still have sex

/maybe not with each other, but still
 
2020-06-05 1:26:22 PM  
You know that ham wallet is drier than the Sahara and tastes like salt and vinegar chips.
 
2020-06-05 1:29:59 PM  

flem77: You know that ham wallet is drier than the Sahara and tastes like salt and vinegar chips.


That's hilarious.

Because 62 year-old dicks and balls are a delight to to senses.
 
2020-06-05 1:31:12 PM  
Some people never grow out of being an attention whore.  You know how I know?  She's 62 and posting bikini pics to Instagram.

LOL.  "Instagramma"
 
2020-06-05 1:38:50 PM  
I'd like to make her more attractive.  How far can you pull back?

How do you feel about Cleveland?
 
2020-06-05 1:48:30 PM  
Her face reminds me of the receptionist from "The Bob Newhart Show".
 
2020-06-05 1:58:18 PM  
Her face reminds me of the receptionist from "The Bob Newhart Show".Mrs. Krabapple?
 
2020-06-05 2:19:13 PM  

oa330_man: csb:
I once had a girlfriend that was a grandmother at 32. The apples didn't fall far from the tree as she became a great-grandmother before she was 48.


You got me beat.  I knew a 37 yr old ex stripper grandma, but you take the cake.  Wow.
 
2020-06-05 2:26:44 PM  

ytterbium: flem77: You know that ham wallet is drier than the Sahara and tastes like salt and vinegar chips.

That's hilarious.

Because 62 year-old dicks and balls are a delight to to senses.


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2020-06-05 2:37:52 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Her face reminds me of the receptionist from "The Bob Newhart Show".Mrs. Krabapple?


Yes.
 
2020-06-05 2:40:39 PM  

Crewmannumber6: physt: Looking good from a distance is a whole other matter than laying down some pipe. Up close and in deep, she's still old.

Your parents still have sex

/maybe not with each other, but still


You're right, say hello to your Mom
 
2020-06-05 2:48:57 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: I've had some ups and downs in my life, but at no time have I ever been in a place where I felt the need to click a "Fox News" link for a picture of a Sexy Grandma.

/thanks for posting the pic, AVG



Here's a link that's not Fox News, and with 'better' pictures.

After seeing some close ups, I'm changing from sure, to nope.

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2020-06-05 2:49:07 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Igor Jakovsky: [Fark user image image 236x132]

Take the skin boat to Tuna Town.


DIDJA MOUNT HER?
 
2020-06-05 3:06:51 PM  
I see your 62 year-old "hottie" and raise you one 61 year-old TRUE Hottie!

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2020-06-05 3:07:50 PM  
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2020-06-05 3:20:04 PM  
No 20 year olds are trying to "chat up" this woman.
 
2020-06-05 3:27:00 PM  

debug: No 20 year olds are trying to "chat up" this woman.


If they have a fetish for older women, they very well could be.
 
2020-06-05 4:01:31 PM  

KC Dutchman: I see your 62 year-old "hottie" and raise you one 61 year-old TRUE Hottie!

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*Kool Aid Man"Oh yeah" GIF*
 
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