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(Guardian)   Ukrainian prosecutors clear Hunter Biden after an investigation, which just proves that they're in on the conspiracy   (theguardian.com) divider line
    More: Followup, United States Senate, Ruslan Ryaboshapka, Joe Biden, Vice President of the United States, part of Hunter Biden, impeachment of President Donald Trump, President Volodymyr Zelenskiy, Democratic Party  
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2020-06-05 6:04:51 AM  
This is bad news...

For Biden!
 
2020-06-05 6:18:45 AM  
Funny.

When I searched foxnews.com for "ukraine biden" to try to get confirmation for this story, I found lots of stuff like "Karl Rove says Joe Biden muffed his response to protests over George Floyd's death", and a couple of old stories about (R) Senators calling for a probe, but no mention of this new finding from the Ukrainians.

It must be Fake News.
 
2020-06-05 6:31:50 AM  
Well I'm sure that settles this matter once and for all........
 
Xai [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2020-06-05 6:38:12 AM  
The crime republicans claim he committed doesn't exist in Ukraine. That tends to be a bit of a give away.
 
2020-06-05 6:59:31 AM  
So it must be time for an investigation into the investigation.
 
2020-06-05 8:28:45 AM  
Fake news.

Complete exoneration only comes from a two part report outlining your guilt. Everyone knows that.
 
2020-06-05 9:13:25 AM  

italie: Fake news.

Complete exoneration only comes from a two part report outlining your guilt. Everyone knows that.


Don't forget the redactions. Adds gravitas.
 
2020-06-05 9:36:23 AM  
Tweet coming out...
 
2020-06-05 10:00:37 AM  

MrBallou: Funny.

When I searched foxnews.com for "ukraine biden" to try to get confirmation for this story, I found lots of stuff like "Karl Rove says Joe Biden muffed his response to protests over George Floyd's death", and a couple of old stories about (R) Senators calling for a probe, but no mention of this new finding from the Ukrainians.

It must be Fake News.


Why is FOX News trying to make Karl "The Living Ham" Rove relevant again? After his on-screen meltdown from 2008?
 
2020-06-05 10:01:58 AM  
So, all this trumpian mess, the impeachment, for nothing? LOL
 
2020-06-05 10:04:36 AM  
Sounds like the Ukrainians don't think Trump will win the election.
 
2020-06-05 10:09:39 AM  
Clearly a corrupt government at work.
 
2020-06-05 10:10:18 AM  

Paddy: So, all this trumpian mess, the impeachment, for nothing? LOL


You actually expected the bogus lede over corruption in Ukraine to go somewhere?
 
2020-06-05 10:13:43 AM  
The Senate is already working on an investigation into Hunter Biden. Expect a report sometime in October.
 
2020-06-05 10:16:18 AM  
What is this "Ukraine" you speak of? All I see is MOAR RUSSIA.
 
2020-06-05 10:28:57 AM  

Veloram: Paddy: So, all this trumpian mess, the impeachment, for nothing? LOL

You actually expected the bogus lede over corruption in Ukraine to go somewhere?


Not at all, but this cretin in the white bunker sure did put in quite an effort.
 
2020-06-05 10:37:25 AM  
Yeah, but that's only the first investigation. What about investigations 2-n? Do they say he's guilty?

/We'll keep looking until he's guilty
//Or his dad looses the election
///You know, one of those.
 
2020-06-05 10:47:29 AM  
The deep state is truly powerful
 
2020-06-05 10:48:48 AM  

Grungehamster: The Senate is already working on an investigation into Hunter Biden. Expect a report sometime in October.


I wouldn't be surprised.
 
2020-06-05 10:50:44 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: The deep state is truly powerful


The deep state has shut down countries in Africa, Asia, Europe, and South America--just to make Trump look bad!
 
2020-06-05 10:54:06 AM  

Paddy: So, all this trumpian mess, the impeachment, for nothing? LOL


Trump wanted them to announce an investigation, and keep up the farce that the investigation was still on-going all thruout the election, not actually do an investigation. This is the exact tactic Trump used against Obama, by pretending Trump was still investigating the BC and Hillary's Emails, pretending that was worthy of investigation.  Once everything blew up, apparently Ukraine decided they had to do an actual investigation, which, unsurprisingly, found nothing.
 
2020-06-05 11:57:40 AM  

RyogaM: which, unsurprisingly, found nothing.


And to Republicans, this means that they need to investigate more. They KNOW the Biden's are guilty of something, they're just unsure of what that something is. To republicans, the absence of evidence of a crime is proof of a crime.
 
2020-06-05 12:48:37 PM  

MinatoArisato013: MrBallou: Funny.

When I searched foxnews.com for "ukraine biden" to try to get confirmation for this story, I found lots of stuff like "Karl Rove says Joe Biden muffed his response to protests over George Floyd's death", and a couple of old stories about (R) Senators calling for a probe, but no mention of this new finding from the Ukrainians.

It must be Fake News.

Why is FOX News trying to make Karl "The Living Ham" Rove relevant again? After his on-screen meltdown from 2008?


Because he's their spirit animal.

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2020-06-05 1:44:29 PM  

Xai: The crime republicans claim he committed doesn't exist in Ukraine. That tends to be a bit of a give away.


Just because Ukrainian doesn't have a word for "Obamagate" doesn't mean it's not a crime liberal.

Hunter Biden committed several obamagates, possibly even a Benghazi too. Study it out.
 
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