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(Twitter Donald Trump)   Trump: I'm going to support whomever is going to run against Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) in 2022. Difficulty level: Murkowski won re-election as a write-in candidate back in 2010, having lost the Republican primary to a Tea Partier   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-06-04 11:23:44 PM  
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2020-06-04 11:26:38 PM  
2 years from now he'll be an irrelevant POS, lording over his Sarlacc pit and threatening Jedis.
 
2020-06-04 11:31:28 PM  
He is terrified that he will lose the support of the Republican Senators so he is trying to scare the others with this. Of course he may have made it easier for her to decide if Trump is worth supporting.
 
2020-06-04 11:45:02 PM  
I'm going to change my legal name to Not Trump and run for an office. Any office. And watch the money roll in.
 
2020-06-05 12:08:50 AM  
"Get any candidate ready, good or bad, I don't care, I'm endorsing."

Those strongly held beliefs tho
 
2020-06-05 12:30:45 AM  
He will not be in Alaska. If not re-elected, he'll be in Saudi Arabia or somewhere else from whence the SDNY can not extradite him. If he is re-elected, I think the Senate will go blue. If Trump faces a Dem House and a Dem Senate, in two years he will have died on the toilet while rage tweeting, or he will again be embroiled in an impeachment trial, because you know he isn't going to stop committing crimes.
 
2020-06-05 12:37:59 AM  
And she didn't even fully come out against him.  Stop half-stepping, assholes, and oppose someone.  He's going to treat you this way over anything short of utter fealty
 
2020-06-05 12:45:03 AM  

Naido: And she didn't even fully come out against him.  Stop half-stepping, assholes, and oppose someone.  He's going to treat you this way over anything short of utter fealty


He'll treat them this way even WITH utter fealty, it'll just take him longer.
 
2020-06-05 3:28:33 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Naido: And she didn't even fully come out against him.  Stop half-stepping, assholes, and oppose someone.  He's going to treat you this way over anything short of utter fealty

He'll treat them this way even WITH utter fealty, it'll just take him longer.


Just like with his wives.
 
2020-06-05 3:28:40 AM  

Biscuit Tin: He will not be in Alaska. If not re-elected, he'll be in Saudi Arabia or somewhere else from whence the SDNY can not extradite him. If he is re-elected, I think the Senate will go blue. If Trump faces a Dem House and a Dem Senate, in two years he will have died on the toilet while rage tweeting, or he will again be embroiled in an impeachment trial, because you know he isn't going to stop committing crimes.


If he goes to saudi arabia I say we invade. Those motherfarkers will pay for 9/11, funding terrorists groups for decades AND sheltering Trump.

Execute the entire saudi royal family while we're at it, humanity will be better for it.
 
2020-06-05 3:29:02 AM  
"Unrelated, I gave Alaska ANWR, major highways, and more. Get any candidate ready, good or bad, I don't care, I'm endorsing. If you have a pulse, I'm with you!"

OMG the Trump library is going to be a circus.
 
2020-06-05 3:30:30 AM  
Unrelated, I gave Alaska ANWR, major highways, and blessed the rains down in Africa. Get any candidate ready, good or bad, I don't care, I'm endorsing. If you have a pulse, I'm with you!

Christ, what an asshole.
 
2020-06-05 3:32:21 AM  
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Anyone but Donald J Trump!
 
2020-06-05 3:34:25 AM  
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2020-06-05 3:37:29 AM  

arrogantbastich: 2 years from now he'll be an irrelevant POS, lording over his Sarlacc pit and threatening Jedis.


So, still president of the USA? G-d forbid.
 
2020-06-05 3:37:53 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I'm going to change my legal name to Not Trump and run for an office. Any office. And watch the money roll in.


Just don't run against Not Sure cause he's got my vote. He is the smartest man in the world after all.
 
2020-06-05 3:38:53 AM  
How much support will he be able to provide in 2022 from prison?
 
2020-06-05 3:39:31 AM  
Few people know where they'll be in two years from now

I hope the words "congestive heart failure" become a lot more relevant to him before then.
 
2020-06-05 3:39:33 AM  

arrogantbastich: 2 years from now he'll be an irrelevant POS, lording over his Sarlacc pit and threatening Jedis.


...until he's strangled by a slave girl and dies.

I love that you set that on the obvious course, but let us extrapolate to the obvious conclusion. Restraint is truly the womb of comedy.
 
2020-06-05 3:41:21 AM  

Langdon_777: "Unrelated, I gave Alaska ANWR, major highways, and more. Get any candidate ready, good or bad, I don't care, I'm endorsing. If you have a pulse, I'm with you!"

OMG the Trump library is going to be a circus.


Trump's library should be filled with only books Trump has actually read.
 
2020-06-05 3:42:07 AM  

I want that sauce Morty!: Langdon_777: "Unrelated, I gave Alaska ANWR, major highways, and more. Get any candidate ready, good or bad, I don't care, I'm endorsing. If you have a pulse, I'm with you!"

OMG the Trump library is going to be a circus.

Trump's library should be filled with only books Trump has actually read.


Now that will be Surreal Art.
 
2020-06-05 3:47:59 AM  

I want that sauce Morty!: Langdon_777: "Unrelated, I gave Alaska ANWR, major highways, and more. Get any candidate ready, good or bad, I don't care, I'm endorsing. If you have a pulse, I'm with you!"

OMG the Trump library is going to be a circus.

Trump's library should be filled with only books Trump has actually read.


The Daily show already made a library consisting entirely of a subset of his own tweets, so you're covered there.
 
2020-06-05 3:49:56 AM  

I want that sauce Morty!: Langdon_777: "Unrelated, I gave Alaska ANWR, major highways, and more. Get any candidate ready, good or bad, I don't care, I'm endorsing. If you have a pulse, I'm with you!"

OMG the Trump library is going to be a circus.

Trump's library should be filled with only books Trump has actually read.


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2020-06-05 3:51:06 AM  

Langdon_777: I want that sauce Morty!: Langdon_777: "Unrelated, I gave Alaska ANWR, major highways, and more. Get any candidate ready, good or bad, I don't care, I'm endorsing. If you have a pulse, I'm with you!"

OMG the Trump library is going to be a circus.

Trump's library should be filled with only books Trump has actually read.

Now that will be Surreal Art.


So, just a copy of Mein Kampfcliff notes his dad made on a dictaphone ?
 
2020-06-05 3:51:21 AM  
To bad he's fat, skinny Trump would spend all his Presidency sucking his own dick.
 
2020-06-05 3:51:51 AM  
"I gave Alaska ANWR, major highways, and more."

I guess he paid from his own pocket?
 
2020-06-05 3:53:14 AM  
Unrelated, I gave Alaska ANWR, major highways, and more. Get any candidate ready, good or bad, I don't care, I'm endorsing. If you have a pulse, I'm with you!

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2020-06-05 4:02:46 AM  

lolmao500: Biscuit Tin: He will not be in Alaska. If not re-elected, he'll be in Saudi Arabia or somewhere else from whence the SDNY can not extradite him. If he is re-elected, I think the Senate will go blue. If Trump faces a Dem House and a Dem Senate, in two years he will have died on the toilet while rage tweeting, or he will again be embroiled in an impeachment trial, because you know he isn't going to stop committing crimes.

If he goes to saudi arabia I say we invade. Those motherfarkers will pay for 9/11, funding terrorists groups for decades AND sheltering Trump.

Execute the entire saudi royal family while we're at it, humanity will be better for it.


With bone saws while they're still alive.
 
2020-06-05 4:32:50 AM  

Bot v2.38beta: Langdon_777: I want that sauce Morty!: Langdon_777: "Unrelated, I gave Alaska ANWR, major highways, and more. Get any candidate ready, good or bad, I don't care, I'm endorsing. If you have a pulse, I'm with you!"

OMG the Trump library is going to be a circus.

Trump's library should be filled with only books Trump has actually read.

Now that will be Surreal Art.

So, just a copy of Mein Kampfcliff notes his dad made on a dictaphone ?


Great David Lynchian image.
 
2020-06-05 4:35:24 AM  

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realDonaldTrump: ...Unrelated, I gave Alaska ANWR, major highways, and more. Get any candidate ready, good or bad, I don't care, I'm endorsing. If you have a pulse, I'm with you!


Good or bad? Really? Well then, I hear the Palin's aren't doing much these days. That family's right up your alley, whiny bunker baby.
 
2020-06-05 4:35:53 AM  
Firstly lol.

Secondly he will have forgotten she exists by tomorrow evening.
 
2020-06-05 4:37:32 AM  
Aide-like typing detected. No way this idiot knows how long senate terms last
 
2020-06-05 4:38:03 AM  
In two years, I hope to be standing here pissing, and then giving it a good dose of some taco salad squirts.

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2020-06-05 4:38:29 AM  
The unsurprisingly miniscule portion of the country not in Klan robes or camo cosplay that the Trump finds agreeable.
 
2020-06-05 4:52:35 AM  
They should call his bluff and find the worst person possible to run. Although thinking about it, that's what they tend to do anyway.
 
2020-06-05 5:17:09 AM  
I bet Trump's prison letters will be devastating.
 
2020-06-05 5:18:53 AM  
The only surprising thing here is that he didn't call her 'nasty'.
 
2020-06-05 5:23:07 AM  

Wyalt Derp: They should call his bluff and find the worst person possible to run. Although thinking about it, that's what they tend to do anyway.


I think we're to the point where Basil Merceux dot com could win most any state that leans heavily to the right. We basically elected him president and threw away the rule book to appease him.
 
2020-06-05 5:46:16 AM  
Now she needs to steer into this and go full anti Trump. But she will probably go full Reek and get the Sessions treatment.
 
2020-06-05 5:53:15 AM  
"Get any candidate ready, good or bad, I don't care, I'm endorsing. If you have a pulse, I'm with you!"

I know this feeling well. The pulse is not a deal breaker though.
 
2020-06-05 5:56:25 AM  
Hahaha, in 2022? Trump will be in a New York prison by then, and nobody will care what the fat ass Fascist says by then.
 
2020-06-05 5:58:07 AM  

Gestalt: The unsurprisingly miniscule portion of the country not in Klan robes or camo cosplay that the Trump finds agreeable.


Sadly it's not minuscule. One trip to the white suburbs and their gallerias and massive traffic and enormous sprawl of McMansions on tiny streets will exhibit just how many there are. They have the money and power and they are all scared white Karens. In California there are whole cities like this, even whole counties in some cases ( hi there El Dorado and Placer ). They've lived in fear of "the black man" from birth. It's ingrained. As they like to claim about anyone that disagrees with their racist authoritarian idealism, they are indoctrinated.

/ There is no changing them, just outnumbering them at the polls -- if they will let us. I don't think they will.
 
2020-06-05 6:02:26 AM  
Oh wow, an endorsement from Trump. Yeah, race out and score that win.
 
2020-06-05 6:04:33 AM  
He gave Alaska ANWR? The protected wilderness that has existed since 1960? All he did was approve drilling for oil there.
 
2020-06-05 6:24:34 AM  

culebra: Unrelated, I gave Alaska ANWR, major highways, and blessed the rains down in Africa. Get any candidate ready, good or bad, I don't care, I'm endorsing. If you have a pulse, I'm with you!

Christ, what an asshole.


And I'll lie and praise you to heaven until I stab you in the back and dump you.
 
2020-06-05 6:27:19 AM  
Trump "gave" Alaska ANWR? And highways?
 
2020-06-05 6:38:41 AM  

Ken S.: He is terrified that he will lose the support of the Republican Senators so he is trying to scare the others with this. Of course he may have made it easier for her to decide if Trump is worth supporting.


Happened with Amash and now he criticizes Trump on everything. Once he turns on you, no farks are given and you grow a spine
 
2020-06-05 6:39:22 AM  

Biscuit Tin: He will not be in Alaska. If not re-elected, he'll be in Saudi Arabia or somewhere else from whence the SDNY can not extradite him. If he is re-elected, I think the Senate will go blue. If Trump faces a Dem House and a Dem Senate, in two years he will have died on the toilet while rage tweeting, or he will again be embroiled in an impeachment trial, because you know he isn't going to stop committing crimes.


He'll be impeached, again, and removed, immediately after his second swearing in.
 
2020-06-05 6:39:42 AM  
Murkowski votes pro-Trump 3/4 of the time (and most of the rest is penny ante bullshiat and/or her vote didn't matter). She was with Trump on impeachment, on his wall, on blocking humanitarian aid at the border, on almost all his cabinet appointments, on f*cking up Yemen, on taxes, etc.

She sucks, and it is amusingly stupid that DOTUS is attacking her because she doesn't suck as hard as she possibly could. Even better, he had to lie about her record in order to claim she's not a big enough asshole for him: She did not vote against Kavanaugh.

/I'd be thrilled with tweets like this if I were her
 
2020-06-05 6:48:15 AM  

NobleHam: He gave Alaska ANWR? The protected wilderness that has existed since 1960? All he did was approve drilling for oil there.


He gave ANWR to oil companies so they could destroy portions of it during a time when oil has been ridiculously unprofitable.  Alaska should be grateful for that!
 
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