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(Daily Monitor (Uganda))   We all know family disputes can be infuriating. But spearing your father to death is no way to prove your point   (monitor.co.ug) divider line
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2020-06-04 11:33:31 PM  
I think in this instance at least one may disagree.
 
2020-06-05 3:31:45 AM  
Depends. Was he a Trumper saying protesters should be mowed down by cops? If so, good riddance
 
2020-06-05 3:33:52 AM  
Uganda has a serious alcohol problem. Bootleg banana moonshine called Waragi after War Gin.

Do we have any Ugandan correspondents in the field to follow up on this?
 
2020-06-05 3:39:45 AM  
Isn't it though?

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2020-06-05 3:40:38 AM  
*Blink*
What the fark did I just read? Speared with a bow and arrow for mediating over a sack of sorghum? When did the middle ages get the internet?
 
2020-06-05 3:41:02 AM  
Sharp objects! My one weakness!
 
2020-06-05 3:41:54 AM  
I dunno.  Sounds like he got his point across.
 
2020-06-05 3:48:29 AM  

Nosatril: *Blink*
What the fark did I just read? Speared with a bow and arrow for mediating over a sack of sorghum? When did the middle ages get the internet?


It's Uganda. One of the poorest countries in the world.
 
2020-06-05 3:48:59 AM  
Huh? Was that wrong?
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2020-06-05 3:51:23 AM  

Majin_Buu: Uganda has a serious alcohol problem. Bootleg banana moonshine called Waragi after War Gin.

Do we have any Ugandan correspondents in the field to follow up on this?


...I wanna try banana moonshine....that sounds kind of awesome actually.
 
2020-06-05 3:52:29 AM  
"...Speared his father, Santo Okello, 56, using a bow and arrow after a family brawl ..."

As a five year certified archery coach, I'd just like to say, "you dumb motherfarkers! ya' don't "spear" someone with a bow and arrow." They even posted a pic of a farking spear. God damn it, learn how to write a farking article!

/Rant over.
 
2020-06-05 4:01:28 AM  
... also, this guy should team up with that Russian kid who sledgehammered his dad's head in while he slept because he grounded him from WOW.
Rouge and a pally, they've got half an instance group.
 
2020-06-05 4:04:25 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Majin_Buu: Uganda has a serious alcohol problem. Bootleg banana moonshine called Waragi after War Gin.

Do we have any Ugandan correspondents in the field to follow up on this?

...I wanna try banana moonshine....that sounds kind of awesome actually.


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It tastes like bananas coming up too!
 
2020-06-05 4:07:53 AM  
Crikey, mate!  Have your differences, but spear them at holiday time.  OI!  S p a r e them!  Spear them!
 
2020-06-05 4:09:59 AM  

Toxophil: ...As a five year certified archery coach...


Toxophile, but also named Phil, so possibly just a Toxophil?

That's the kind of wit that could put an eye out.
 
2020-06-05 4:11:06 AM  

i ignore u: Crikey, mate!  Have your differences, but spear them at holiday time.  OI!  S p a r e them!  Spear them!


That's my scottish-australian accent.
 
2020-06-05 4:14:56 AM  

jtown: I dunno.  Sounds like he got his point across.


Sounds like it was more through than across.
 
2020-06-05 4:16:55 AM  
I know it sounds selfish, but I really hope the man killed isn't the African prince I've been corresponding with as if it is, I am going to lose out on a fortune.
 
2020-06-05 4:24:14 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Majin_Buu: Uganda has a serious alcohol problem. Bootleg banana moonshine called Waragi after War Gin.

Do we have any Ugandan correspondents in the field to follow up on this?

...I wanna try banana moonshine....that sounds kind of awesome actually.


Uganda's Moonshine Epidemic
Youtube zL3UHF5SlEU

Honestly an interesting watch if you have half an hour to kill.

And yes, I want to try it too.
 
2020-06-05 4:25:10 AM  

lolmao500: Depends. Was he a Trumper saying protesters should be mowed down by cops? If so, good riddance


DRINK!

/stop dragging politics into everything
 
2020-06-05 4:32:03 AM  

Toxophil: LowbrowDeluxe: Majin_Buu: Uganda has a serious alcohol problem. Bootleg banana moonshine called Waragi after War Gin.

Do we have any Ugandan correspondents in the field to follow up on this?

...I wanna try banana moonshine....that sounds kind of awesome actually.

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It tastes like bananas coming up too!


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2020-06-05 4:38:20 AM  
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2020-06-05 4:39:40 AM  
At least he did now use a bow. That would have been a truly arrowing experience.
 
2020-06-05 4:42:22 AM  

mrparks: Toxophil: ...As a five year certified archery coach...

Toxophile, but also named Phil, so possibly just a Toxophil?

That's the kind of wit that could put an eye out.


Adjective. toxophil (biology) Having an affinity with an organic poison (toxin). (biology) In harmony with a toxin.


Actually, I was high when I made the account, and misspelled Toxophile, but it all worked out, because I like drugs too.

/Had a weird roommate named Phil, so there's that.
 
2020-06-05 4:42:32 AM  
New Guinea?
Clicks link.
Uganda!  Wife is Ugandan.  We should have speared her father to death.  Evil, evil, abusive piece of shiat.  We toast the anniversary of his death each year with champagne.  Tenth this year.  Big extravagant dinner planned.  Inviting friends who survived abusive parents.
 
2020-06-05 5:22:32 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Majin_Buu: Uganda has a serious alcohol problem. Bootleg banana moonshine called Waragi after War Gin.

Do we have any Ugandan correspondents in the field to follow up on this?

...I wanna try banana moonshine....that sounds kind of awesome actually.


I've tried homemade banana hooch.

I'll take the spearing, if that's an option...
 
2020-06-05 5:57:20 AM  

Toxophil: "...Speared his father, Santo Okello, 56, using a bow and arrow after a family brawl ..."

As a five year certified archery coach, I'd just like to say, "you dumb motherfarkers! ya' don't "spear" someone with a bow and arrow." They even posted a pic of a farking spear. God damn it, learn how to write a farking article!

/Rant over.


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2020-06-05 6:24:49 AM  
It must have been a brutal way to go...

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2020-06-05 6:56:38 AM  

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Ugh.
There's 2 movies that aged about as well as room temperature potato salad.
 
2020-06-05 7:15:24 AM  
Lancelpop
 
2020-06-05 7:15:44 AM  
Wow..That should garner a match penalty and a game misconduct...
 
2020-06-05 7:33:21 AM  

Nosatril: *Blink*
What the fark did I just read? Speared with a bow and arrow for mediating over a sack of sorghum? When did the middle ages get the internet?


I first read that as "sack of scrotum", and thought you were being redundant.
 
2020-06-05 7:33:44 AM  
It doesn't win your argument, but it does prove your point.
 
2020-06-05 7:39:37 AM  
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2020-06-05 7:46:09 AM  
Given that most local news websites don't bother to tell you what city, state, or country they're reporting from (assuming the readership already knows that), it can be pretty head-spinning to be reading an article about something that happened halfway around the world and thinking, "wtf?  When did this happen here?"

Global village, anyone?
 
2020-06-05 7:48:56 AM  

Toxophil: Russian kid who sledgehammered his dad's head


From the dreaded FUX NUZE:

After the killing, the boy's frightened mother gave him the keyboard back and the boy played computer games for several more hours until he fell asleep, Biryukova said.

Thanks, Tox.
Did that headline ever make FARK, because, you know, enough internet for the day, sad sick world, etc.
Also we could of gotten a trifecta because of the days previous archery aficionado.

Man nabbed over crossbow killings of 3 family members in Japan
Also too, who are these motherfarkers, Wadsworth?

The Arrow and the Song
BY HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW
I shot an arrow into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
For, so swiftly it flew, the sight
Could not follow it in its flight.

I breathed a song into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
For who has sight so keen and strong,
That it can follow the flight of song?

Long, long afterward, in an oak
I found the arrow, still unbroke;
And the song, from beginning to end,
I found again in the heart of a friend.
 
2020-06-05 7:50:49 AM  
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2020-06-05 8:33:15 AM  

jsnbase: Sharp objects! My one weakness!


my mom had a kitchen drawer dedicated to every miracle knife sold on TV and in supermarkets throughout the 60s and 70s. she was very proud of the ever sharp whopping chopping slicing dicing knives, and was always ready to cut a biatch for demonstration. god she was nuts.
 
2020-06-05 9:24:40 AM  
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"I think. I get. The point."
 
2020-06-05 10:58:53 AM  
What are you gonna do, spear me?
 
2020-06-05 11:59:05 AM  
You'd think it would actually dull the point, unless you only hit soft tissue.
 
2020-06-06 12:54:47 AM  

ISO15693: Toxophil: "...Speared his father, Santo Okello, 56, using a bow and arrow after a family brawl ..."

As a five year certified archery coach, I'd just like to say, "you dumb motherfarkers! ya' don't "spear" someone with a bow and arrow." They even posted a pic of a farking spear. God damn it, learn how to write a farking article!

/Rant over.

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Does it count as spearking if I take an arrow in two hand and stab someone?

Also an archer but would value a coach's opinion on that :o
 
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