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2020-06-04 1:00:12 PM  
11 votes:
Sorry, I thought it was guess the next number in the sequence.
 
2020-06-04 2:41:04 PM  
8 votes:

enry: cretinbob: enry: cretinbob: 1523

1521

Nope. Not a prime number.

I increased by 102.


I don't think she'll fall for that again.
 
2020-06-04 2:47:13 PM  
7 votes:

cretinbob: enry: cretinbob: 1523

1521

Nope. Not a prime number.


All numbers are prime numbers now.  You don't want numbers thinking they have less value because they aren't prime.  Heck. Poor number 2 has enough issues because people go it.  And 10 is worried because it heard 7 8 9.

And I don't recognize negative numbers.  I see numbers that function counter to positive numbers.

Enlighten yourselves, biatches.
 
2020-06-04 2:52:07 PM  
4 votes:

Charles of York: Our governor is a follower of a granny rape ogre.


Anagrammed that for you.
 
2020-06-04 3:01:32 PM  
3 votes:

RoboZombie: Can someone help me out? I got int an argument with a friend ast night who said that the flu kills 60,000 people a year in the US and we never have a lockdown. I cannot find that number anywhere though....Seems high to me.
Also, I do know that this "season" for COVID is just starting, but I want to be able to address the 60,000 number


I think if your "friend" is arguing it, then your "friend" needs to address. Otherwise, I "argue" that Krysten Ritter and Linda Cardellini are my wives.
 
2020-06-04 12:58:44 PM  
3 votes:
1523
 
2020-06-04 4:42:20 PM  
2 votes:

flart blooger: amigafin: Read this as well about the flu death estimates:

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/o​bservations/comparing-covid-19-deaths-​to-flu-deaths-is-like-comparing-apples​-to-oranges/

that's like comparing scientific american to popular mechanics.


Yeah, if I want to learn about virology, I read Popular Mechanics.
 
2020-06-04 2:58:23 PM  
2 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: cretinbob: enry: cretinbob: 1523

1521

Nope. Not a prime number.

All numbers are prime numbers now.  You don't want numbers thinking they have less value because they aren't prime.  Heck. Poor number 2 has enough issues because people go it.  And 10 is worried because it heard 7 8 9.

And I don't recognize negative numbers.  I see numbers that function counter to positive numbers.

Enlighten yourselves, biatches.


Imaginary numbers are real to me, dammit!
 
2020-06-04 2:50:35 PM  
2 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: cretinbob: enry: cretinbob: 1523

1521

Nope. Not a prime number.

All numbers are prime numbers now.  You don't want numbers thinking they have less value because they aren't prime.  Heck. Poor number 2 has enough issues because people go it.  And 10 is worried because it heard 7 8 9.

And I don't recognize negative numbers.  I see numbers that function counter to positive numbers.

Enlighten yourselves, biatches.


You think two has issues?

Look at poor 1.  Unity.  Excluded from all the cool clubs because of his definition.

Then you got 0.  Not allowed at any of the math games because he farks everything up.  He only exists because we need something that means nothing.
 
2020-06-04 1:57:19 PM  
2 votes:

enry: cretinbob: 1523

1521


Nope. Not a prime number.
 
2020-06-04 1:31:22 PM  
2 votes:

cretinbob: 1523


1521
 
2020-06-04 4:31:22 PM  
1 vote:

chitownmike: cretinbob: endosymbiont: cretinbob: enry: cretinbob: 1523

1521

Nope. Not a prime number.

Okay, fun game. but neither of the original numbers are prime...

I think I have a mental disability, because I am likely to spend the rest of today trying to come up with a next number that establishes a pattern.

see, the sequence I saw was 13(prime) 14(prime)

14 is not a prime number


but 10 is a prime minister.....

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2020-06-04 3:46:33 PM  
1 vote:

cretinbob: ime number.

Okay, fun game. but neither of the original numbers are prime...

I think I have a mental disability, because I am likely to spend the rest of today trying to come up with a next number that establishes a pattern.


So the formula is (n+6)*100+[the nth prime]

n=1 --> 700 + 2 = 702
n=5 --> 1100 + 11=1111
n=7--> 1300 + 17= 1317
n=8--> 1400 +19= 1419

the next number is for n=9, 1500 + 23, i.e., tomorrow's number, 1523.

that means that in 10 days, when n is 18, Florida will have 2561 new cases.
 
2020-06-04 3:04:45 PM  
1 vote:

RoboZombie: Can someone help me out? I got int an argument with a friend ast night who said that the flu kills 60,000 people a year in the US and we never have a lockdown. I cannot find that number anywhere though....Seems high to me.
Also, I do know that this "season" for COVID is just starting, but I want to be able to address the 60,000 number


Your friend is correct for a bad flu season:

https://www.cdc.gov/flu/about/burden/​2​017-2018.htm

Also, this headline is out of the 'lies, damn lies, and statistics' category, as Florida's rate of testing has (finally) increased, leading to an inevitable increase in the number of positive tests but a fall in the positive rate.
 
2020-06-04 3:00:24 PM  
1 vote:
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I HEAR 1521!  1521!  CAN I GET A 1600?  1600?  ANYONE?
 
2020-06-04 2:56:56 PM  
1 vote:

cretinbob: enry: cretinbob: 1523

1521

Nope. Not a prime number.


Okay, fun game. but neither of the original numbers are prime...

I think I have a mental disability, because I am likely to spend the rest of today trying to come up with a next number that establishes a pattern.
 
2020-06-04 2:49:03 PM  
1 vote:
So how many people will have to die because the governor won't admit he made a mistake re-opening too early and aggressively before they roll it back a bit?
 
2020-06-04 2:47:54 PM  
1 vote:
It'll buff out.
 
2020-06-04 2:10:59 PM  
1 vote:

cretinbob: enry: cretinbob: 1523

1521

Nope. Not a prime number.


I increased by 102.
 
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