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(BBC-US)   Iran has freed US Navy veteran Michael White after nearly two years of captivity for coronavirus   (bbc.com) divider line
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2020-06-04 11:53:49 AM  
Iran has freed US Navy veteran Michael White after nearly two years of captivity for coronavirus


Wow, he caught the virus way before anyone knew about it.
 
2020-06-04 11:56:00 AM  

Badmoodman: Iran has freed US Navy veteran Michael White after nearly two years of captivity for coronavirus


Wow, he caught the virus way before anyone knew about it.


We found patient zero!
 
2020-06-04 12:16:39 PM  
Dotard tweeted about this.

I thought he only liked guys that were NOT captured.
 
2020-06-04 12:18:03 PM  
That headline is an abortion.
 
2020-06-04 12:52:01 PM  
Two years of captivity for coronavirus?  What did Iran know, and when did they know it?!?
 
2020-06-04 12:55:39 PM  
Why did Impeached president trump let Iran hold this guy for so long?
 
2020-06-04 12:57:34 PM  
I went to Iran and all I got was this lousy disease.
 
2020-06-04 12:57:53 PM  
It's undisputed that he's a prototype of the universal soldier. He was on deadly ground, but never backed down from his true identity. He stayed in the chain of command, part of a tactical force. With full contact, ballistic exit wounds, and blood and bone, he did it the hard way. Now, due to an asian connection, he returns to the city of industry. Michael White remains a triple threat, a freaky deaky philly kid. He's black dynamite; a real dark knight.
 
2020-06-04 12:58:15 PM  

Badmoodman: Iran has freed US Navy veteran Michael White after nearly two years of captivity for coronavirus


Wow, he caught the virus way before anyone knew about it.


Shakes latex covered fist!
 
2020-06-04 1:03:07 PM  
I wonder what a Thug Life tattoo looks like in  Farsi?
 
2020-06-04 1:06:51 PM  
Two years of back pay? That'll be a nice check.
 
2020-06-04 1:07:09 PM  

Amish Tech Support: I wonder what a Thug Life tattoo looks like in  Farsi?

زندگی اراذل و اوباش
 
2020-06-04 1:07:14 PM  
HOW COME OBAMA NEVER GOT HIM RELEASED?
 
2020-06-04 1:15:37 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: HOW COME OBAMA NEVER GOT HIM RELEASED?


If jimmy carter got off his ass and went to Iran instead of building houses for the poor, this might have been avoided!
 
2020-06-04 1:15:42 PM  
The twin releases appear to be a rare example of co-operation between Iran and the US - although Washington has denied so far that it was a straight prisoner swap.

It's not a prisoner swap when we do it.
 
2020-06-04 1:16:49 PM  
Did Donnie take credit yet?
 
2020-06-04 1:19:19 PM  
We traded coronavirus for a prisoner?

That's metal.
 
2020-06-04 1:29:29 PM  
is he dead?
 
2020-06-04 1:39:18 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Two years of back pay? That'll be a nice check.



He's a veteran, not active duty, right?
 
2020-06-04 1:59:38 PM  
I hope some good hearted soul in Tehran warns him about the corona for realsies before he jumps from the frying pan of Iranian theocracy into the fire of Trump God Emperor madness.
 
2020-06-04 1:59:41 PM  
....and look at what he gets to home come to. Yikes!
 
2020-06-04 2:15:09 PM  
Iranic.
 
2020-06-04 2:27:08 PM  

This text is now purple: Amish Tech Support: I wonder what a Thug Life tattoo looks like in  Farsi?
زندگی اراذل و اوباش


Ha! I love this site.
 
2020-06-04 2:54:03 PM  
I guess Iran couldn't think of any better way to torture the poor guy than release him back to the US...
 
2020-06-04 3:42:40 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Recoil Therapy: Two years of back pay? That'll be a nice check.


He's a veteran, not active duty, right?


Ah, misread the headline.

I was wondering why I hadn't heard of Iran holding an active duty sailor & why there wasn't a huge fuss over it (but then I realized that if his Commander in Chief (if active duty) couldn't get some sort of grift from it then he wouldn't care so...).
 
2020-06-04 4:53:14 PM  
I heard this guy is a Navy Veteran.

Who the heck cares?
 
2020-06-04 7:40:10 PM  
Why would Iran want more coronavirus? I thought they had big enough problems with it already?
 
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