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(Polygon)   New movie asks: Would life be better if you were constantly drunk? Surprisingly, it's not called "FARK: The Movie"   (polygon.com) divider line
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2020-06-04 1:15:14 PM  
6 votes:
"What's unpleasant about being drunk?"

"You ask a glass of water."
 
2020-06-04 1:13:09 PM  
5 votes:

MechaPyx: No. I hate being drunk.


yes, i love being drunk
 
2020-06-04 2:18:35 PM  
3 votes:
Oblig XKCD:
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2020-06-04 1:30:13 PM  
2 votes:
So a movie following this guy?

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2020-06-04 1:20:39 PM  
2 votes:
Slightly less than two drinks (cut from That Mitchell and Webb Look S04E04)
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2020-06-04 1:13:48 PM  
2 votes:
Since the covid lockdown, I have been day drinking starting around 10am, drinking anywhere from 3 to 9 beers per day.

I'm not doing it to have fun. I do it to get through the farking day without screaming at people.

Am I cognizant of the potential issues and negatives of such a lifestyle? Absolutely. I was drunk in the army. I was drunk in college. I became a 6pack per week human for 15 years as I raised my stepson. I know the difference between the two states.

I currently don't give a farking shiat about any of the downsides.

Our country is ruled by nazis, Mama Nature continues to hint that we're farking up by killing us and there's now 42 million NEW unemployed citizens that are hurting bad in our country.

God damned farking right I'm drinking every farking day.
 
2020-06-04 2:14:11 PM  
1 vote:
It's called microdosing In the 21st century.
 
2020-06-04 2:04:31 PM  
1 vote:

chaoswolf: Since the covid lockdown, I have been day drinking starting around 10am, drinking anywhere from 3 to 9 beers per day.

I'm not doing it to have fun. I do it to get through the farking day without screaming at people.

Am I cognizant of the potential issues and negatives of such a lifestyle? Absolutely. I was drunk in the army. I was drunk in college. I became a 6pack per week human for 15 years as I raised my stepson. I know the difference between the two states.

I currently don't give a farking shiat about any of the downsides.

Our country is ruled by nazis, Mama Nature continues to hint that we're farking up by killing us and there's now 42 million NEW unemployed citizens that are hurting bad in our country.

God damned farking right I'm drinking every farking day.


Damn, man.  I'll save you a seat.
 
2020-06-04 1:46:26 PM  
1 vote:
Supersize Me... with whisky!
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2020-06-04 1:31:28 PM  
1 vote:
"Undergrad: the movie"
 
2020-06-04 1:21:51 PM  
1 vote:
Can you fight off an alien invasion by being constantly drunk?

Grabbers Official Trailer #1 (2012) HD Movie
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2020-06-04 1:05:17 PM  
1 vote:
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