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(Reuters)   Europe's bars reopen with a million beers waiting as lockdown at home gives way to heaven on earth   ( divider line
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2020-06-04 1:21:29 PM  
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The_Sponge: Oh I wish I could be at my favorite European pub right now:

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1/2 a roast duck?!? Dude, I'm a big guy with a big appetite, but even I start to get full after a duck confit leg, a whole half a duck would actually be unappealing unless you were feeding a small family.
2020-06-04 11:56:25 AM  
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The_Sponge: pup.socket: Are they Corona only?

Summer of 2020....the dad jokes will be arriving at local bars:

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Well, in the US you got your chance to use them before it hit, give us a chance in Europe to enjoy them after.
2020-06-04 11:13:04 AM  
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Bmorrison: so the old Polka song is a lie, it said In Heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink it here

"When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we do not sin.
When we do not sin, we go to Heaven.
So let's get drunk and go to Heaven!"
2020-06-04 10:51:50 AM  
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hubiestubert: The thing that some folks may not understand, is how much beer is going down the drain because of this mess. We had multiple kegs that we had to pour out because they were past their sell-by date. Thankfully, our distributor stepped up and gave us credit for all the full kegs that we had, and half credit for all the kegs that had been tapped, but was a sad day last week having to pour out all those kegs. I mean, there's only so much beer you can bring home in growlers...

Well certainly not with that attitude.
2020-06-04 9:56:07 AM  
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Similar thing here, but only at specific bars, which I did not seek out because they would be packed. I'll take my full priced beer in peace on the patio, thanks
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