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(Daily Mail)   Danielle Bregoli enters rehab. How bow dat?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-06-04 9:29:35 AM  
I'm old enough to remember when she was white.
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She apparently had a race change.
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2020-06-04 10:00:27 AM  
My shocked face- let me show it to you.
 
2020-06-04 10:01:54 AM  
So we can't cash her outside?
 
2020-06-04 10:15:44 AM  
Actually, she went to rehabh.
 
2020-06-04 10:20:27 AM  
dammit brazzers couldn't you sign her to a futures contract first?
 
2020-06-04 10:21:04 AM  
This girl represents everything that is wrong with this farking country.
 
2020-06-04 10:21:20 AM  
Even awful people deserve access to healthcare. I hope she gets well.
 
2020-06-04 10:23:58 AM  
How the frkk did she bring in millions of dollars?

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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2020-06-04 10:29:05 AM  
Who????
 
2020-06-04 10:34:03 AM  

Walker: I'm old enough to remember when she was white.

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That's the kind of look that gets the likes real-doll lovers all excited. Give me a "K", give me a "w"  ...
 
2020-06-04 10:36:20 AM  

gregario: Who????


She had some awful song called 'Friday' a while back that went viral.
 
2020-06-04 10:39:28 AM  

Subtonic: gregario: Who????

She had some awful song called 'Friday' a while back that went viral.


No. You're thinking of Gigi Hadid. Danielle Bregoli was in Fuller House, the reboot of Full House.
 
2020-06-04 10:42:46 AM  

You Are All Sheep: dammit brazzers couldn't you sign her to a futures contract first?


She's too trashy for Brazzers.
 
2020-06-04 10:43:22 AM  
I have trouble reading  the difference of Daniel and Danielle sometimes so I thought some dude I never heard of who's name sounds like Broccoli went to rehab.
 
2020-06-04 10:44:09 AM  
Stop making idiots like this famous and rich.
 
2020-06-04 10:45:48 AM  

WhiskeySticks: How the frkk did she bring in millions of dollars?


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2020-06-04 10:45:50 AM  
Let me the second to say "who?"
 
2020-06-04 10:48:48 AM  

espiaboricua: You Are All Sheep: dammit brazzers couldn't you sign her to a futures contract first?

She's too trashy for Brazzers.


That was way harsh, Tai.

Ouch.
 
2020-06-04 10:51:05 AM  
Is this the catch me outside chick?
 
2020-06-04 10:54:05 AM  
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2020-06-04 10:55:42 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: WhiskeySticks: How the frkk did she bring in millions of dollars?

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I've seen a lot of tits. Those are not million dollar tits.
 
2020-06-04 10:58:29 AM  
17 and she's already tattooed up like a lifer in federal prison.
 
2020-06-04 11:16:00 AM  

WhiskeySticks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: WhiskeySticks: How the frkk did she bring in millions of dollars?

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I've seen a lot of tits. Those are not million dollar tits.


Apparently at 15 years old, they were.
 
2020-06-04 11:17:16 AM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Stop making idiots like this famous and rich.


Hey! Be careful what you say....she might be President some day
 
2020-06-04 11:17:56 AM  

WhiskeySticks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: WhiskeySticks: How the frkk did she bring in millions of dollars?

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I've seen a lot of tits. Those are not million dollar tits.


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2020-06-04 11:26:11 AM  

Mega Steve: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Stop making idiots like this famous and rich.

Hey! Be careful what you say....she might be President some day


The rise of reality TV signalled the decline of society.
 
2020-06-04 11:33:15 AM  
I guess I'm really happy that I've only heard of her from people mentioning her on Fark in some sort of meme capacity.
 
2020-06-04 12:04:23 PM  
Andy Warhol screaming from his grave *Goddammitsomuch I said fifteen minutes!"
 
2020-06-04 12:07:38 PM  
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2020-06-04 12:47:21 PM  
What she couldn't wait for January like the rest of us?
 
2020-06-04 12:56:31 PM  
Sorry for being a bit behind on today's culture ... let me make sure I've got this right...  The "Cash me ousside" girl is now a rapper?

I'm honestly not surprised she's in rehab at 17, however, I do hope she makes it through OK.
 
2020-06-04 1:05:01 PM  
It's all an act. She just gets paid to act like this. When the cameras are off, completely different person. Never believe reality actors.
 
2020-06-04 1:08:50 PM  

WoolyManwich: It's all an act. She just gets paid to act like this. When the cameras are off, completely different person. Never believe reality actors.


Are you saying Dr. Phil's production staff paid her to act like a total biatch to her mom in order to launch her into a rap career...for the sake of, what, exactly?
 
2020-06-04 1:09:33 PM  
Is David Spade still her (ewwww) "manager"?
 
2020-06-04 1:31:32 PM  

WoolyManwich: It's all an act. She just gets paid to act like this. When the cameras are off, completely different person. Never believe reality actors.


While it's always good to be skeptical about "reality" TV, absolutely nothing about this theory makes any sense.

There really are people like this and they really do act this way. Why is it so difficult to believe she is one of them?

Besides, when someone tells you who they are, BELIEVE THEM unless you're given reason to believe otherwise.

And Besides 2, wear a mask long enough and you become the mask. Even if we buy the theory that this was all manufactured, she's been playing the role long enough so that she probably IS the role by now.
 
2020-06-04 1:44:06 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Subtonic: gregario: Who????

She had some awful song called 'Friday' a while back that went viral.

No. You're thinking of Gigi Hadid. Danielle Bregoli was in Fuller House, the reboot of Full House.


It's ok, I thought it said Danielle Brisebois from Archie's Place.
 
2020-06-04 1:49:44 PM  

shoegaze99: Besides, when someone tells you who they are, BELIEVE THEM unless you're given reason to believe otherwise.


What if they tell you they're a proud member of the Marine Core?
 
2020-06-04 1:53:31 PM  

Unikitty: WoolyManwich: It's all an act. She just gets paid to act like this. When the cameras are off, completely different person. Never believe reality actors.

Are you saying Dr. Phil's production staff paid her to act like a total biatch to her mom in order to launch her into a rap career...for the sake of, what, exactly?


I do not have first hand knowledge of my comment. What I do know is that a friend of mine was a DJ at an event she was paid to attend. After the event was over my friend, her, and a small group of people were hanging out. He told me it was like meeting a completely different person. Even the "accent" she spoke with was way toned down. Could my friend be making shiat up? Sure. However, I think she realized what a lot of reality stars realize: acting out on camera in front of a big enough audience and you can get famous (sorta) and make money off the a-hole character you've created.
 
2020-06-04 2:12:43 PM  

EdgeRunner: shoegaze99: Besides, when someone tells you who they are, BELIEVE THEM unless you're given reason to believe otherwise.

What if they tell you they're a proud member of the Marine Core?


Weird, it's almost like there's a whole second half of that sentence that answers your question.
 
2020-06-04 2:13:05 PM  
"rehab for past trauma and prescription pills abuse."

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2020-06-04 2:15:05 PM  
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2020-06-04 2:22:16 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: WhiskeySticks: How the frkk did she bring in millions of dollars?

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I've seen a lot of tits. Those are not million dollar tits.


I always take those "millions of dollars" signings of flash-in-pan nobodies with a huge boulder of salt. This girl hasn't really hit any milestones. Is she on tour? Is she moving merch? Is she even a You Tube "personality" with a steady stream of revenue?
No, no she's not. Some "producers" marketed her irritating persona and fronted cash for her and her horrible family as an investment on trainwreck value. Now we are starting to see what she's really earned. She will be starring in some messy porn at some point.
 
2020-06-04 2:36:44 PM  

shoegaze99: EdgeRunner: shoegaze99: Besides, when someone tells you who they are, BELIEVE THEM unless you're given reason to believe otherwise.

What if they tell you they're a proud member of the Marine Core?

Weird, it's almost like there's a whole second half of that sentence that answers your question.


Oh you're no fun anymore.
 
2020-06-04 2:46:45 PM  

Bslim: WhiskeySticks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: WhiskeySticks: How the frkk did she bring in millions of dollars?

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I've seen a lot of tits. Those are not million dollar tits.

I always take those "millions of dollars" signings of flash-in-pan nobodies with a huge boulder of salt. This girl hasn't really hit any milestones. Is she on tour? Is she moving merch? Is she even a You Tube "personality" with a steady stream of revenue?
No, no she's not. Some "producers" marketed her irritating persona and fronted cash for her and her horrible family as an investment on trainwreck value. Now we are starting to see what she's really earned. She will be starring in some messy porn at some point.


Did you bother to at least google her name before making any of those statements? Because based on your statements I did. She has millions of followers on each of YouTube, and Instagram and another half million on Twitter.

She apparently was on tour in the last couple of years.

You really should do a modicum of checking before spewing on the internet.
 
2020-06-04 2:49:39 PM  

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And this is probably why my therapist said that my mother probably has this.
 
2020-06-04 2:56:03 PM  

EdgeRunner: shoegaze99: EdgeRunner: shoegaze99: Besides, when someone tells you who they are, BELIEVE THEM unless you're given reason to believe otherwise.

What if they tell you they're a proud member of the Marine Core?

Weird, it's almost like there's a whole second half of that sentence that answers your question.

Oh you're no fun anymore.


Perhaps. These aren't particularly fun days, though.

If I missed the joke (which is always possible), my bad.
 
2020-06-04 3:17:30 PM  

WoolyManwich: Unikitty: WoolyManwich: It's all an act. She just gets paid to act like this. When the cameras are off, completely different person. Never believe reality actors.

Are you saying Dr. Phil's production staff paid her to act like a total biatch to her mom in order to launch her into a rap career...for the sake of, what, exactly?

I do not have first hand knowledge of my comment. What I do know is that a friend of mine was a DJ at an event she was paid to attend. After the event was over my friend, her, and a small group of people were hanging out. He told me it was like meeting a completely different person. Even the "accent" she spoke with was way toned down. Could my friend be making shiat up? Sure. However, I think she realized what a lot of reality stars realize: acting out on camera in front of a big enough audience and you can get famous (sorta) and make money off the a-hole character you've created.


Is your friend someone she might find attractive? Girls (as in not grown adult women) tend to change affectation depending on what they want from a man.
 
2020-06-04 3:37:56 PM  

tedduque: Bslim: WhiskeySticks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: WhiskeySticks: How the frkk did she bring in millions of dollars?

( . )( . )

I've seen a lot of tits. Those are not million dollar tits.

I always take those "millions of dollars" signings of flash-in-pan nobodies with a huge boulder of salt. This girl hasn't really hit any milestones. Is she on tour? Is she moving merch? Is she even a You Tube "personality" with a steady stream of revenue?
No, no she's not. Some "producers" marketed her irritating persona and fronted cash for her and her horrible family as an investment on trainwreck value. Now we are starting to see what she's really earned. She will be starring in some messy porn at some point.

Did you bother to at least google her name before making any of those statements? Because based on your statements I did. She has millions of followers on each of YouTube, and Instagram and another half million on Twitter.

She apparently was on tour in the last couple of years.

You really should do a modicum of checking before spewing on the internet.


She did like, one sorry-ass tour with other nobodies and has released some "promotional singles" on Twitter (yes, f*cking Twitter) and You Tube I'm sure thos have gotten many likes....from bots.
 
2020-06-04 3:53:58 PM  

Bslim: tedduque: Bslim: WhiskeySticks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: WhiskeySticks: How the frkk did she bring in millions of dollars?

( . )( . )

I've seen a lot of tits. Those are not million dollar tits.

I always take those "millions of dollars" signings of flash-in-pan nobodies with a huge boulder of salt. This girl hasn't really hit any milestones. Is she on tour? Is she moving merch? Is she even a You Tube "personality" with a steady stream of revenue?
No, no she's not. Some "producers" marketed her irritating persona and fronted cash for her and her horrible family as an investment on trainwreck value. Now we are starting to see what she's really earned. She will be starring in some messy porn at some point.

Did you bother to at least google her name before making any of those statements? Because based on your statements I did. She has millions of followers on each of YouTube, and Instagram and another half million on Twitter.

She apparently was on tour in the last couple of years.

You really should do a modicum of checking before spewing on the internet.

She did like, one sorry-ass tour with other nobodies and has released some "promotional singles" on Twitter (yes, f*cking Twitter) and You Tube I'm sure thos have gotten many likes....from bots.


If those goalposts are getting heavy you can put them down whenever you want.

Over 7 million viewers on YouTube. You are claiming those are all bots? Sure, Jan.
You can call the tour "sorry-ass", of which I have no basis to judge at all, but the fact is it was a tour. What would make it not "sorry-ass" to you? Because it was 64 cities, lasted over a year and was on 3 different continents.

I don't see how she doesn't end up dead, or worse, by 21, but she is surprisingly successful up to this point. Why are you trying to deny her that?
 
2020-06-04 4:01:58 PM  

Unikitty: Is your friend someone she might find attractive? Girls (as in not grown adult women) tend to change affectation depending on what they want from a man.


He's not ugly but I definitely think she could do better. I think he was just blown away by how on the floor she was the way she was on Dr Phil and spouting her catchphrase then later she was polite and pretty much normal and even dropped the "blaccent" (not sure if that term is racist please don't hate me for it). It kinda reminded me of the whole Iggy Azalea thing.
 
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