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2020-06-04 4:48:36 AM  
I tried to come up with a funny or snarky comment, but this is just too sad.
 
2020-06-04 5:16:51 AM  
In the link there is a pic of Dotard walking, it honestly looks doctored with how awkward he looks.
There is something bulky under jacket, probably bulletproof jacket.  Then, his feet are literally crossed!  Also, look at how huge his ankles are (thanks to high rise pants, lol), not to mention..the black socks are thick and bunched up!
SOOOO weird looking.
 
2020-06-04 5:46:01 AM  
Ms McEnany rejected that and said the police had "a right to defend themselves".

Yeah, we don't care. Anyone can watch the video and see you're lying.

"No tear gas was used and no rubber bullets were used," Ms McEnany said.

Yeah, we don't care. Anyone can watch the video and see you're lying.

When a reporter countered by asking if "chemical agents were used" she replied: "So, again, no tear gas was used, no rubber bullets were used".

So again, Anyone can watch the video and see you're lying.  And if that's not enough, ask the priest who was part of it.  Would you care to go on the record as calling the priest a liar?
 
2020-06-04 6:32:07 AM  

koder: Ms McEnany rejected that and said the police had "a right to defend themselves".

Yeah, we don't care. Anyone can watch the video and see you're lying.

"No tear gas was used and no rubber bullets were used," Ms McEnany said.

Yeah, we don't care. Anyone can watch the video and see you're lying.

When a reporter countered by asking if "chemical agents were used" she replied: "So, again, no tear gas was used, no rubber bullets were used".

So again, Anyone can watch the video and see you're lying.  And if that's not enough, ask the priest who was part of it.  Would you care to go on the record as calling the priest a liar?


I'd be willing to bet that video never aired on Fox News, so as far as 40% of the voting public is concerned, it never happened and McEnany's version is the truth.
 
2020-06-04 8:04:47 AM  
Unless I had to the truth
Is you could slit my throat
And with my one last gasping breath I'd
Apologize for bleeding on your shirt
 
2020-06-04 8:25:04 AM  
Technically not a lie.  They have the right to defend themselves, absolutely true.

She just implied the lie that that is what they were doing.  How is she supposed to stop you from inferring a lie?
 
2020-06-04 8:41:32 AM  
Defend themselves from what?

Being undressed with their eyes? Being filmed knocking the sh*t out of people fleeing?

We SAW the footage, from multiple angles. Including the cameraman who watched guys roll up on him, while he was using both hands on a camera. What was he threatening them with? Harsh language as he got hit?
 
2020-06-04 9:08:11 AM  
She told us up from she was going to do nothing but lie.  So there's no reason to listen to a single thing she says.
 
2020-06-04 10:35:23 AM  
"The officers had no other choice than, in that moment, to act and make sure that they were safe and that the perimeter was pushed back," she said.

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2020-06-04 10:57:18 AM  
This is a thing that was said by our presidential administration. The mind boggles. How did we get here? How is this an actual thing? Someone stop this ride, it's time for us to get off.
 
2020-06-04 10:59:52 AM  
She talks like an abuser. I suspect that behavior was learned early in her life.....
 
2020-06-04 11:01:09 AM  
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2020-06-04 11:17:48 AM  
This human Bratz doll lied within moments after promising not to lie in her first presser.
 
2020-06-04 11:18:16 AM  
These Trump acolytes are farking human garbage.  In a just world once Trump leaves they would be ostracized for the rest of their lives, or worse.
 
2020-06-04 11:18:55 AM  
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2020-06-04 11:19:04 AM  
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2020-06-04 11:19:25 AM  
GOP'ers you will never be forgiven for this shiat.
 
2020-06-04 11:19:45 AM  
Rollins Band - Liar - Bohemia Afterdark
Youtube iaysTVcounI
 
2020-06-04 11:20:23 AM  
"I'll never lie to you"

Ironically, that was her first lie.
 
2020-06-04 11:20:28 AM  
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2020-06-04 11:20:37 AM  

hubiestubert: Defend themselves from what?

Being undressed with their eyes? Being filmed knocking the sh*t out of people fleeing?

We SAW the footage, from multiple angles. Including the cameraman who watched guys roll up on him, while he was using both hands on a camera. What was he threatening them with? Harsh language as he got hit?


The right to defend themselves from accountability, silly.
 
2020-06-04 11:20:37 AM  
Her statement in her first press conference - where she promised to never lie - was, of course, a lie.
 
2020-06-04 11:22:14 AM  

Nut_456: GOP'ers you will never be forgiven for this shiat.


It's gonna seem like Heaven if we get a Democratic President plus Congress. Every bill Democrats want passed will pass and be signed into law. We can finally move this country forward instead of backwards.
 
2020-06-04 11:22:15 AM  
"Like Churchill, we saw him inspecting the bombing damage; it sent a powerful message of leadership to the British people," she said.
"And George W Bush throwing out the ceremonial first pitch after 9/11.
"And Jimmy Carter, putting on a sweater to encourage energy savings.
"And George HW Bush signing the Americans with Disabilities Act, flanked by two disabled Americans."


What Trump's "powerful message" looked like.
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2020-06-04 11:22:36 AM  

Subtonic: human Bratz doll


OK, that is just goddamned genius right there.

That ignorant biatch is the last person who should be giving First Amendment lessons to anyone; she abuses it routinely to lie on behalf of the executive branch.
 
2020-06-04 11:23:10 AM  
We can't go on together with suspicious minds.
Oh, let our love survive
I'll dry the tears from your eyes
Let's don't let a good thing die
When, honey, you know I've never lied to you.
 
2020-06-04 11:23:34 AM  

Subtonic: This human Bratz doll lied within moments after promising not to lie in her first presser.


It didn't take moments, it was immediate. Her promise not to lie was the first lie.
 
2020-06-04 11:24:16 AM  
To be fair, defending against truth has been a GOP priority since Nixon.
Now more than ever.
 
2020-06-04 11:24:37 AM  

Nut_456: GOP'ers you will never be forgiven for this shiat.

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2020-06-04 11:25:30 AM  
Eurythmics - Would I Lie to You? (Official Video)
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2020-06-04 11:26:11 AM  

RI_Red: Subtonic: human Bratz doll

OK, that is just goddamned genius right there.

That ignorant biatch is the last person who should be giving First Amendment lessons to anyone; she abuses it routinely to lie on behalf of the executive branch.


I'd like to take credit but I think I first saw it in one of the live threads.
 
2020-06-04 11:26:33 AM  
Some people truly deserve to die of cancer...slowly...
 
2020-06-04 11:26:47 AM  

Walker: Nut_456: GOP'ers you will never be forgiven for this shiat.

It's gonna seem like Heaven if we get a Democratic President plus Congress. Every bill Democrats want passed will pass and be signed into law. We can finally move this country forward instead of backwards.


Democrats could win 99% of the seats in Congress, and the WH only to take that as a mandate to do what the GOP wants.
 
2020-06-04 11:27:09 AM  
Does that mean we now have a right to self defense against law enforcement?
 
2020-06-04 11:27:46 AM  

Subtonic: RI_Red: Subtonic: human Bratz doll

OK, that is just goddamned genius right there.

That ignorant biatch is the last person who should be giving First Amendment lessons to anyone; she abuses it routinely to lie on behalf of the executive branch.

I'd like to take credit but I think I first saw it in one of the live threads.


I admire your honesty.
 
2020-06-04 11:30:28 AM  
These fake news reporters think they have the right to use their back to viciously attack the cops' riot shields. How dare they. Much as that other cops boot was attacked by that man's neck.
So...much...winning.
 
2020-06-04 11:30:29 AM  

RI_Red: Subtonic: RI_Red: Subtonic: human Bratz doll

OK, that is just goddamned genius right there.

That ignorant biatch is the last person who should be giving First Amendment lessons to anyone; she abuses it routinely to lie on behalf of the executive branch.

I'd like to take credit but I think I first saw it in one of the live threads.

I admire your honesty.


It was me that said it first.

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2020-06-04 11:33:34 AM  

Skleenar: RI_Red: Subtonic: RI_Red: Subtonic: human Bratz doll

OK, that is just goddamned genius right there.

That ignorant biatch is the last person who should be giving First Amendment lessons to anyone; she abuses it routinely to lie on behalf of the executive branch.

I'd like to take credit but I think I first saw it in one of the live threads.

I admire your honesty.

It was me that said it first.

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It was truly poetry.
 
2020-06-04 11:33:50 AM  
Also, those journalists should really stop hitting themselves.
 
2020-06-04 11:34:48 AM  

WalkingCarpet: These Trump acolytes are farking human garbage.  In a just world once Trump leaves they would be ostracized for the rest of their lives, or worse.


I hope none of them can earn a decent living the rest of their lives and end up collecting scrap on these side of the road. But turds like them don't flush and will manage to find something and the women can get jobs as trophy wives if they are young enough.
 
2020-06-04 11:39:49 AM  
Why does anybody bother asking this stupid coont anything? Just stop. Stop asking for lies.
 
2020-06-04 11:40:45 AM  
I'm no lawyer, but I'd advise Derek Chauvin's attorney to not use this self defense angle in court.
 
2020-06-04 11:40:47 AM  

Corona Cure: In the link there is a pic of Dotard walking, it honestly looks doctored with how awkward he looks.
There is something bulky under jacket, probably bulletproof jacket.  Then, his feet are literally crossed!  Also, look at how huge his ankles are (thanks to high rise pants, lol), not to mention..the black socks are thick and bunched up!
SOOOO weird looking.


Trump likes his girdle extra tight.
 
2020-06-04 11:42:44 AM  

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Is it me or is the only thing missing a Heil Twitler salute?

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2020-06-04 11:44:29 AM  
The Sex Pistols - Liar.
Youtube eY7EPE9biO0
 
2020-06-04 11:46:02 AM  

FarkingSmurf: mrwhippy: [Fark user image 720x720]

Is it me or is the only thing missing a Heil Twitler salute?

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So..... when is Trump showing up in some sort of invented military-style uniform full of gold badges and ribbons that mean nothing?
 
2020-06-04 11:48:07 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: FarkingSmurf: mrwhippy: [Fark user image 720x720]

Is it me or is the only thing missing a Heil Twitler salute?

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So..... when is Trump showing up in some sort of invented military-style uniform full of gold badges and ribbons that mean nothing?


Pretty sure he parades around the White House in that outfit. Or maybe around the bathroom.
 
2020-06-04 11:49:58 AM  
It's a well known fact that cameras steal a persons virtue. What else were the police to do?
 
2020-06-04 11:50:21 AM  

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Annie Lennox always just slays me. Even more knowing that she and a bunch of other 80s era British pop stars got their breaks while tooling around and just squatting in odd houses across London, and keeping their ears open about empty joints to move to when they eventually got kicked out. Just to pull together enough scratch to get recordings made, and then scramble for the next gig.

Easily one of my favorite 80s era singers.

I hate that this particular tune is still somewhat relevant today. But she slays this version too.

Annie Lennox - Strange Fruit
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2020-06-04 12:01:31 PM  
We really need to be discussing how to get rid of this death cult. It's like these farking assholes are being cloned out of a goddamn vat.
 
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