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2020-06-03 4:23:50 PM  
This should be a good one - lots of stuff going on
 
2020-06-03 4:33:12 PM  
Shouldn't that be apocalypsii instead of apocalypses?

/fark this timeline
 
2020-06-03 5:20:12 PM  
Lesser Apocalypse is the name of my Donny Osmond cover band.
 
2020-06-03 5:21:19 PM  
Is it just me or is Fark.com getting back to normalcy?

Hardly any Trumpbots dittoing his vile conspiracist lies, a good mix of smart, funny, good news and old-fashioned normal news.

It's been all Eiree, Indiana, for months now, but signs of non-Bizarro news are peeping through the gloom and doom now.
 
2020-06-03 5:23:06 PM  
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2020-06-03 5:24:19 PM  

brantgoose: Is it just me or is Fark.com getting back to normalcy?

Hardly any Trumpbots dittoing his vile conspiracist lies, a good mix of smart, funny, good news and old-fashioned normal news.

It's been all Eiree, Indiana, for months now, but signs of non-Bizarro news are peeping through the gloom and doom now.


Other than nationwide chaos, a president* actively sowing seeds of hatred, a worldwide plague, and record unemployment... sure. I guess. Maybe. Not really at all.
 
2020-06-03 5:28:51 PM  
yay!    my other meeting was postponed too so no conflicts!

/i'll start drinking now.
 
2020-06-03 5:47:04 PM  
In the Fark Dot Com CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the Politics Tab without using the Wizard's Key?
 
2020-06-03 6:21:04 PM  

Mike_LowELL: In the Fark Dot Com CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the Politics Tab without using the Wizard's Key?


Give Drew all the alcohol.
 
2020-06-03 6:38:55 PM  

Mike_LowELL: In the Fark Dot Com CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the Politics Tab without using the Wizard's Key?


Kerrick
 
2020-06-03 7:01:12 PM  
It's 7PM.  Where is everyone?
 
2020-06-03 7:05:41 PM  

Creepy Lurker Guy: It's 7PM.  Where is everyone?


I poured a drink and there's no livestream yet.  It's like the Fark version of being dressed up with nowhere to go.

/Just kidding, there's always the politics tab
 
2020-06-03 7:06:34 PM  

toraque: It's like the Fark version of being dressed up with nowhere to go.


I just got out of the shower and am still in my official Fark Uniform.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2020-06-03 7:20:48 PM  
What is the second "viral tweet" Drew is talking about, about retweeting Cheetolini verbatim or something?
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2020-06-03 7:24:03 PM  
nm found it thx
 
2020-06-03 7:24:28 PM  
Take your bees and go home
 
2020-06-03 7:38:48 PM  
Just to get the party started, here's James Mattis being harsh on Trump, and firmly siding with the protesters:  https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/​a​rchive/2020/06/james-mattis-denounces-​trump-protests-militarization/612640/
 
2020-06-03 7:41:49 PM  

BlackPete: Just to get the party started, here's James Mattis being harsh on Trump, and firmly siding with the protesters:  https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/a​rchive/2020/06/james-mattis-denounces-​trump-protests-militarization/612640/


Too little, too late. Mattis is just as complicit.
 
2020-06-03 7:43:15 PM  
The White House is being guarded by prison guards.

So are they keeping him in or stopping others from getting to him?
 
2020-06-03 7:43:53 PM  

palelizard: BlackPete: Just to get the party started, here's James Mattis being harsh on Trump, and firmly siding with the protesters:  https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/a​rchive/2020/06/james-mattis-denounces-​trump-protests-militarization/612640/

Too little, too late. Mattis is just as complicit.


That may be so, but the more ex-Trumpers who speak out against him, the more it disrupts the narrative that it's the radical left that's causing all this chaos.
 
2020-06-03 7:51:15 PM  

BlackPete: palelizard: BlackPete: Just to get the party started, here's James Mattis being harsh on Trump, and firmly siding with the protesters:  https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/a​rchive/2020/06/james-mattis-denounces-​trump-protests-militarization/612640/

Too little, too late. Mattis is just as complicit.

That may be so, but the more ex-Trumpers who speak out against him, the more it disrupts the narrative that it's the radical left that's causing all this chaos.


That's reasonable, but I don't think the people buying that narrative now are going to change their minds.
 
2020-06-03 7:54:16 PM  
That was better than I expected.
 
2020-06-03 8:00:19 PM  
Always fun. Good times.
 
2020-06-03 8:01:26 PM  
Thanks D&D for another fun interlude!
 
2020-06-03 8:07:23 PM  

Wookie_Jesus: That was better than I expected.


I think the same thing every time
 
2020-06-03 8:16:33 PM  

Drew: Wookie_Jesus: That was better than I expected.

I think the same thing every time


After every beer?
 
2020-06-03 8:19:52 PM  
Oh come on 600 pounds? A good mob can flip a 3000 pound police car easily . A 600 pound keg is nothin
 
2020-06-03 8:21:32 PM  

Drew: Wookie_Jesus: That was better than I expected.

I think the same thing every time


I'm so done with TV....if you guys did "Movie Night" every weekend I know I could plan around it for sure, it's hysterical and definitely better than watching Mainstream Media®.   Could be a big hit.  Joe Rogan had no idea he'd be a media-mogul...
 
2020-06-03 8:25:33 PM  

smed7: Drew: Wookie_Jesus: That was better than I expected.

I think the same thing every time

I'm so done with TV....if you guys did "Movie Night" every weekend I know I could plan around it for sure, it's hysterical and definitely better than watching Mainstream Media®.   Could be a big hit.  Joe Rogan had no idea he'd be a media-mogul...


People really seem to like it so we'll probably keep on doing it
 
2020-06-03 8:28:44 PM  

FNG: What is the second "viral tweet" Drew is talking about, about retweeting Cheetolini verbatim or something?


After Twitter finally bans him, Drew should invite the Generalissimo onto Fark. Give him a gold-plated account with access to a permanently open thread. Think of the fun times Farkers can have responding to him.

Request: Earthlink farked up their email accounts yesterday and apparently blocked all greenlight and comment notifications from Fark. It has taken me 4+ hours of chat and phone calls with "Sam Smith" (i.e. some English-challenged dude named Rajneesh in India) and other similar people to (hopefully) unscrew it. So can someone please directly respond to this post so i can see if I am now getting emails? Thanks.
 
2020-06-03 8:32:40 PM  

Harlee: So can someone please directly respond to this post so i can see if I am now getting emails? Thanks.


Blarg.
 
2020-06-03 8:41:11 PM  

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2020-06-03 8:43:06 PM  
Antifa and Proud Boys are having an ice cream social in the quad this weekend!
Signup sheet is posted outside the cafeteria.
 
2020-06-03 9:03:28 PM  

brantgoose: Is it just me or is Fark.com getting back to normalcy?

Hardly any Trumpbots dittoing his vile conspiracist lies, a good mix of smart, funny, good news and old-fashioned normal news.

It's been all Eiree, Indiana, for months now, but signs of non-Bizarro news are peeping through the gloom and doom now.


And I mostly lurk

/still a Funny
//You're one of my faves
///Matter
 
2020-06-03 9:05:43 PM  

Mike_LowELL: In the Fark Dot Com CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the Politics Tab without using the Wizard's Key?


ALT RIGHT ALT RIGHT
 
2020-06-03 9:12:48 PM  
Philadelphia had a tornado warning at 7:20-7:45.

/eyeing Drew
 
2020-06-03 10:39:51 PM  

Creepy Lurker Guy: Harlee: So can someone please directly respond to this post so i can see if I am now getting emails? Thanks.

Blarg.


Nope. Still not working.
 
2020-06-03 11:16:11 PM  

Creepy Lurker Guy: It's 7PM.  Where is everyone?


7pm Eastern is only 4pm Pacific. My guess is working, exercising, cooking dinner... things people do between the hours of 4pm and 7pm.
 
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