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(Boston.com)   2020, not satisfied with only large-scale mayhem, decides to play joke: "...a container of almond milk was being sent away for a urine analysis, according to a police report"   (boston.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Urine, Brockton officer, Billy J. Smith Jr., loss prevention worker, Supermarket, Residence in English family law, Brockton, Massachusetts, almond milk  
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2020-06-03 4:59:20 PM  
Authorities recovered several containers of almond milk and Bai juice...

Is this some kind of code?
 
2020-06-03 5:18:30 PM  
So the Chinese, playing a joke?
 
2020-06-03 5:19:43 PM  
"this milk tastes like piss!"

"no, it's just almond milk"
 
2020-06-03 5:28:36 PM  
THIS is why I don't drink almond milk.
Also because I think it's cruel to squeeze the cute little almond's titties to get the milk out.
 
2020-06-03 5:29:10 PM  
they had to send it to a lab because no one could tell the difference.
 
2020-06-03 5:31:12 PM  

cretinbob: So the Chinese, playing a joke?


We Chinese, clad in silk
We put peepee in your milk?
 
2020-06-03 5:31:24 PM  
"The only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to be credible."
--Mark Twain
 
2020-06-03 5:33:11 PM  
Apparently he's another person who thought the old Stop & Shop grocery chain had merged with the old A & P grocery chain, to create a bunch of Stop & P locations.
 
2020-06-03 5:36:55 PM  

Warthog: Apparently he's another person who thought the old Stop & Shop grocery chain had merged with the old A & P grocery chain, to create a bunch of Stop & P locations.


I heard they just opened a location in Flushing Meadows.
 
2020-06-03 5:40:45 PM  

Warthog: Apparently he's another person who thought the old Stop & Shop grocery chain had merged with the old A & P grocery chain, to create a bunch of Stop & P locations.


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2020-06-03 5:43:38 PM  

MythDragon: cretinbob: So the Chinese, playing a joke?

We Chinese, clad in silk
We put peepee in your milk?


We American, we so smart
We not drink the peepee part.
 
2020-06-03 5:43:55 PM  
He must have felt like a nut.
 
2020-06-03 5:49:00 PM  
Did someone check around the corner where the fudge is?
 
2020-06-03 5:51:22 PM  
maybe don't buy the open items?

just sayin'
 
2020-06-03 5:57:31 PM  
The worker poured out some of the milk, and the officer said it looked like almond milk.

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2020-06-03 6:04:53 PM  
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2020-06-03 6:26:47 PM  

MythDragon: cretinbob: So the Chinese, playing a joke?

We Chinese, clad in silk
We put peepee in your milk?


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2020-06-03 6:31:10 PM  
And? Was pee in it?
 
2020-06-03 7:11:25 PM  
I hate when my almonds take drugs.
 
2020-06-03 7:39:56 PM  

cretinbob: So the Chinese, playing a joke?


I can't see Chinese in TFA. 'Billy J Smith' doesn't sound like an asian man. If he was, his name would be 'Wun Hung Lo', or 'Ho Lee Fuk'
 
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