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(WKBW Buffalo)   After saving them from the rotary hot dog machine, Niagara Falls man hands out baby raccoons in front of 7 Eleven   (wkbw.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Rabies, Raccoon, Niagara County Health Department, baby raccoons, health department, rabid dog, Niagara Falls resident, Health officials  
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2020-06-03 12:43:07 PM  
Wait, raccoons on a rotary hot dog machine in . . . NIAGARA FALLS?

Slowly they turned . . . bit by bit . . .
 
2020-06-03 4:00:10 PM  
freshed meat ever served in one of those things.....
 
2020-06-03 4:00:53 PM  

toraque: Wait, raccoons on a rotary hot dog machine in . . . NIAGARA FALLS?

Slowly they turned . . . bit by bit . . .


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2020-06-03 4:01:40 PM  
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2020-06-03 4:05:32 PM  
Welcome to Fark.  here's your raccoon.
 
2020-06-03 4:05:47 PM  
 
2020-06-03 4:08:44 PM  
Don't be afraid to try new meats. I just got into gator, and let me tell you, it is amazing.

(I fried it in Italian dressing, added cayenne pepper, garlic, and cajun foreplay)
 
2020-06-03 4:11:36 PM  
shoot! just remembered a better one....


TASTE JUST LIKE CHICKEN!
 
2020-06-03 4:17:14 PM  
Raccoon for nothing and your rabies for free.
 
2020-06-03 4:25:45 PM  
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2020-06-03 4:32:00 PM  
Subpar... not sufficiently feral and lacked prerequisite parasites for flavor
0.5 /5 stars
/I am not Danny DeVito
 
2020-06-03 4:35:36 PM  
Eliot Wigginton is NOT amused
 
2020-06-03 5:16:34 PM  

toraque: Wait, raccoons on a rotary hot dog machine in . . . NIAGARA FALLS?

Slowly they turned . . . bit by bit . . .


What, you've never heard of a 'coon dog?
 
2020-06-03 5:27:07 PM  
Raccoons are not yet socialized, as a species, to human companionship. They are intelligent; give them time. The law that worries that they might be rabid as applied to raccoon kits or pups or whatever you call them is merely ignorant: a rabid female raccoon would not be able to become pregnant or give birth.

/I've been thinking about getting a Roomba for company.
 
2020-06-03 5:51:19 PM  
"Has anybody seen my kids?"
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2020-06-03 6:01:20 PM  
Wait.. You're saying the guy handing out raccoon kits in front of the 7-11 wasn't legit?
 
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