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(Fox 32 Chicago)   Protip: if you're going to wear a mask and burn a cop car, be sure you cover up your shiatty neck tattoos   (fox32chicago.com) divider line
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2020-06-03 12:07:34 PM  
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He looks better with the mask on.
 
2020-06-03 3:34:54 PM  
Faces of Derp
 
2020-06-03 3:36:41 PM  
Soon to be dramatized on a future episode of CSI: Mom's Basement.
 
2020-06-03 3:36:54 PM  
Huh.  He doesn't look like one of the alt-right assholes all my favorite Farkers have insisted were doing the rioting.  Is long hair one of the new callsigns of one of those groups?
 
2020-06-03 3:36:57 PM  
Pretty epic photos though.
 
2020-06-03 3:37:36 PM  

rcain: Faces of Derp


Why is submitter pro. at burning copcars?
 
2020-06-03 3:38:04 PM  

Dork Gently: Huh.  He doesn't look like one of the alt-right assholes all my favorite Farkers have insisted were doing the rioting.  Is long hair one of the new callsigns of one of those groups?


Get a load of this guy posting from 1954.
 
2020-06-03 3:38:16 PM  

Dork Gently: Huh.  He doesn't look like one of the alt-right assholes all my favorite Farkers have insisted were doing the rioting.  Is long hair one of the new callsigns of one of those groups?


While I agree with your general point, belonging to Team Meth does not disqualify you for the alt-right.
 
2020-06-03 3:39:06 PM  
I thought cop car burners were supposed to be heroes or something on FARK?
 
2020-06-03 3:40:26 PM  

mikaloyd: I thought cop car burners were supposed to be heroes or something on FARK?


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2020-06-03 3:41:58 PM  
THANK GOD HE HAD HIS MASK ON!
 
2020-06-03 3:42:06 PM  
Woah! Meth has not been kind to Shaggy.

/Ruh-Roh!
 
2020-06-03 3:42:11 PM  

Dork Gently: Huh.  He doesn't look like one of the alt-right assholes all my favorite Farkers have insisted were doing the rioting.  Is long hair one of the new callsigns of one of those groups?


It's funny, he also doesn't look like one of the dark skinned, inner-city youths who are doing all the burning and looting, according to a large swath of right wingers

unless white is the new black and I missed the memo?

/damn memos
 
2020-06-03 3:43:33 PM  
I'm shocked that someone with face and neck tattoos would display such poor judgement and impulse control.
 
2020-06-03 3:44:02 PM  
Neck tattoos and flat-brim caps - both so useful
 
2020-06-03 3:48:17 PM  
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2020-06-03 3:48:27 PM  
There was a book on Northern Ireland I read recently that referenced multiple Catholic families in/around Belfast teaching their children not to get tattoos - not because of the religious doctrine regarding ink, but simply because should their children become disgruntled enough to join the IRA (or assist them in any capacity), not having visible, easily identifiable markings would be an obvious asset in avoiding capture or assassination.

I'm going to take a wild guess that this guy was not born into a Republican-sympathizing family in the Falls Road area, and thus taught from an early age on the benefits of being discrete.
 
2020-06-03 3:48:50 PM  
Why? Only cops burn cop cars. Its one of their most effective uses during protests. The G20 meetings love showing a single burning cop car all day, every day, as they arrest protesters. Hell, police departments buy cop cars knowing they will set some on fire.
 
2020-06-03 3:48:51 PM  
does the throat tattoo say "pigsty"?
good look.
 
2020-06-03 3:50:14 PM  

Killer Cars: discrete.


ahem, try discreet.
 
2020-06-03 3:50:18 PM  
in part because he has the word "PRETTY" tattooed across his neck,

Ironic tattoos are never a good idea.
 
2020-06-03 3:50:45 PM  
It's a good thing we just cleared out the prisons because of COVID. We're going to need the space with all the new felons.
 
2020-06-03 3:51:29 PM  
Is he eating a bag of sour worms?
 
2020-06-03 3:53:22 PM  
To think, he was one turtleneck away from the perfect crime. How many times have we heard this story?
 
2020-06-03 3:53:49 PM  

swankywanky: Dork Gently: Huh.  He doesn't look like one of the alt-right assholes all my favorite Farkers have insisted were doing the rioting.  Is long hair one of the new callsigns of one of those groups?

It's funny, he also doesn't look like one of the dark skinned, inner-city youths who are doing all the burning and looting, according to a large swath of right wingers

unless white is the new black and I missed the memo?

/damn memos


Nah, for at least the past two days, it has been common knowledge that any white rioters and looters are lefties expressing guilt over their trust funds or acting out their anarchistic urges in somebody else's neighborhood.
 
2020-06-03 3:54:41 PM  

Killer Cars: Killer Cars: discrete.

ahem, try discreet.


discrete

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dat greece:

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2020-06-03 3:56:26 PM  

Dork Gently: swankywanky: Dork Gently: Huh.  He doesn't look like one of the alt-right assholes all my favorite Farkers have insisted were doing the rioting.  Is long hair one of the new callsigns of one of those groups?

It's funny, he also doesn't look like one of the dark skinned, inner-city youths who are doing all the burning and looting, according to a large swath of right wingers

unless white is the new black and I missed the memo?

/damn memos

Nah, for at least the past two days, it has been common knowledge that any white rioters and looters are lefties expressing guilt over their trust funds or acting out their anarchistic urges in somebody else's neighborhood.


ahhh, you're right - also known as "protest slumming"

See also:

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2020-06-03 3:57:30 PM  

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He looks better with the mask on.


No, I have been assured by his neck tattoo that he is "pretty", so you have to be wrong...
 
2020-06-03 3:57:32 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: To think, he was one turtleneck away from the perfect crime. How many times have we heard this story?


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2020-06-03 3:58:19 PM  
Something tells me that private property crimes will not get the same quick attention.
 
2020-06-03 3:59:12 PM  
 
2020-06-03 4:02:35 PM  
Folks get mad when I say this but I still haven't seen any evidence I'm wrong: neck tattoos are for people who are bad at thinking about the future.
 
2020-06-03 4:10:25 PM  
Chin tattoo says "Put Beard Here".
 
2020-06-03 4:11:43 PM  
I think he just lived up to his potential.
 
2020-06-03 4:15:59 PM  

This text is now purple: The Pope of Manwich Village: To think, he was one turtleneck away from the perfect crime. How many times have we heard this story?

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I hear that con-artist daughter of an Enron exec only wears turtlenecks because of the crazy neck tattoos she got  during her early days in an LA street gang doing hits on rivals and with her trusty android "Mark 1" zuckerbot.
 
2020-06-03 4:18:41 PM  

DanInKansas: Folks get mad when I say this but I still haven't seen any evidence I'm wrong: neck tattoos are for people who are bad at thinking about the future.


oh yeah? this is the future!
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2020-06-03 4:29:21 PM  

Frank N Stein: [Fark user image 764x432]

He looks better with the mask on.


Ever since Scooby passed away, Shaggy has let himself go.
 
2020-06-03 4:42:48 PM  
The charge is punishable by a minimum sentence of five years in prison and a maximum of 20 years.

I think 10 years might be best for his own protection from stupid -- and he might learn something about hiding tattoos from the other cons.
 
2020-06-03 4:43:35 PM  
He was probably trying to avoid ghosts, or negative waves.
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2020-06-03 4:52:14 PM  
Jokes on all of you. He now gets 3 hots and a cot!
 
2020-06-03 5:07:12 PM  

swankywanky: Dork Gently: Huh.  He doesn't look like one of the alt-right assholes all my favorite Farkers have insisted were doing the rioting.  Is long hair one of the new callsigns of one of those groups?

It's funny, he also doesn't look like one of the dark skinned, inner-city youths who are doing all the burning and looting, according to a large swath of right wingers

unless white is the new black and I missed the memo?

/damn memos


The white ones are automatically called antifa.
 
2020-06-03 5:12:49 PM  

Dork Gently: Huh.  He doesn't look like one of the alt-right assholes all my favorite Farkers have insisted were doing the rioting.  Is long hair one of the new callsigns of one of those groups?


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2020-06-03 5:21:41 PM  
I read that as bum a cop car. I actually am not disappointed
 
2020-06-03 5:40:58 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Jokes on all of you. He now gets 3 hots and a cot!


Not to mention fun times in the communal showers
 
2020-06-03 6:02:37 PM  
PRETTY
STUPID
 
2020-06-03 6:20:13 PM  
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2020-06-03 6:47:26 PM  
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2020-06-03 7:06:20 PM  
It's handy when criminals make sure they have permanently-attached barcodes.
 
2020-06-03 7:14:18 PM  
Now he'll get to work on his tattoo game in the pokey and it won't cost him a dime.  Might cost him some "favors"(wink wink) though.
 
2020-06-03 8:26:16 PM  
I bet police love when they get a tattoo description of a suspect. It's something that stands out in people's mind.
 
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