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2020-06-03 10:38:25 AM  
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2020-06-03 10:39:22 AM  
Move along, citizens.
2020-06-03 10:40:23 AM  
Are we the baddies?
2020-06-03 10:40:32 AM  

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"Oath? Not ringing a bell. Move along."
2020-06-03 10:44:54 AM  
Hail Hydra
2020-06-03 10:45:22 AM  
First Amendment? Hah!
Second and nothing else.
No, for us, not for you.
2020-06-03 10:46:51 AM  
"The US military auditions for the new flash mob version of 'A Chorus Line.'"
2020-06-03 10:54:42 AM  
Revolution? Vacation?

....somebody fart?
2020-06-03 10:59:25 AM  
"Socialized proctology exam....  BEGIN!"
2020-06-03 11:19:12 AM  
"You have 20 seconds to comply"
2020-06-03 11:19:45 AM  
"One of us is wearing a thong. Can you guess who?"
2020-06-03 11:24:28 AM  
Their armor is weak at the neck and under the arms
2020-06-03 11:39:49 AM  
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum
2020-06-03 11:41:14 AM  
Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?

/if you know what I mean
2020-06-03 12:10:11 PM  
Pick up that can!
2020-06-03 12:13:30 PM  
"... We're up all night 'til the sun
We're up all night to get some
We're up all night for good fun
We're up all night to get lucky ... "
2020-06-04 7:25:22 AM  
It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely..
(Not for very much longer)
I've got to keep control
2020-06-04 10:21:32 AM  
OK everyone, now on three. A-one, and a-two, and a-three!

"Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer thriller tonight, yeah!"

/voting enabled
2020-06-04 11:09:07 AM  
You HAD a Constitutional Republic, citizens.........
2020-06-04 12:01:17 PM  
Service means citizenship. Would you like to know more?
2020-06-04 12:01:41 PM  
National Guard protesting lack of matching camo
2020-06-04 12:02:38 PM  
Welcome to America.  Watch your ass.
2020-06-04 12:03:13 PM  
"All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us."

-Michael Jackson
2020-06-04 12:05:13 PM  
America: Proudly Protecting The World From Freedom Since 1776
2020-06-04 12:05:51 PM  
"Who the f*ck is Gabriel Bell?"
2020-06-04 12:06:09 PM  
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2020-06-04 12:09:05 PM  
I know. I've got the scoops standing by two blocks away but... I don't know if they can even handle this crowd.

now with voting goodness
2020-06-04 12:09:34 PM  
"We're serious....One roll per person."
2020-06-04 12:11:09 PM  
Our choice was work for the biggest farking moron on the earth or not work at all
2020-06-04 12:12:10 PM  
"We're here for the gangbang."
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2020-06-04 12:13:09 PM  
Four score and seven minutes ago, our leader brought forth on this continent a new tweet, conceived on the toilet, and dedicated to the proposition that all men should stand around acting tough until the time comes to return home.
2020-06-04 12:15:06 PM  
So much for the tolerant left
2020-06-04 12:15:24 PM  
Independence Day
2020-06-04 12:16:06 PM  
Covid Realty Check as Superfriends Evicted from Hall of Justice
2020-06-04 12:22:17 PM  
(forgot to enable voting, so here it is again)

"They made a Wasteland and called it Peace."
Tacitus circa 100 C.E.
2020-06-04 12:23:23 PM  
*mockingjay whistle*
2020-06-04 12:28:18 PM  
2020-06-04 12:30:39 PM  
The scene at Donald Trump's sentencing.
2020-06-04 12:35:22 PM  
"It's the

Eye of the tiger,
It's the thrill of the fight,
Rising Up,
To the challenge of our rivals!"
2020-06-04 12:35:49 PM  
No one ever visits the Jefferson memorial.
2020-06-04 12:36:34 PM  
2020-06-04 12:39:33 PM  
"To my loved ones my survival means everything, To my president, my death means I will stop one round of ammo for his pride to survive."
2020-06-04 12:40:03 PM  
Yeah laugh now but when the bass drops and they start busting out some sick dance moves, y'all gonna get SERVED!
2020-06-04 12:43:30 PM  
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2020-06-04 12:46:36 PM  
Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised
You're doing the Trump Mistake!
2020-06-04 12:53:42 PM  
This flak jacket is chaffing my nipples, Hans.
2020-06-04 12:55:44 PM  
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
2020-06-04 12:58:12 PM  
(guy in the back on the upper right) Hey Steve check it out we're in a fark caption contest!
2020-06-04 1:01:37 PM  
"Damn it, I'm on the wrong step."
2020-06-04 1:06:18 PM  
* ominous music *

/ that's it.
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