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(Some Guy)   Today is National Running Day, so get out there and show your patriotism by running away from tear gas and cops   (nationaldaycalendar.com) divider line
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2020-06-03 2:14:47 PM  
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2020-06-03 2:15:35 PM  
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2020-06-03 2:30:27 PM  
Before you go, why not stop by your local Foot Locker and pick up a new pair of running shoes?
 
2020-06-03 2:31:01 PM  
How about running off some out of town looters
 
2020-06-03 2:39:08 PM  
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2020-06-03 2:40:17 PM  

Cdr.Murdock: It was national donut day the other day.

Coincidence?

I hear next week is bang your wife and shoot your dog day.  This ends well...


I must have read that last one in reverse. I'm gonna have to update my day planner.
 
2020-06-03 2:45:20 PM  

Cdr.Murdock: It was national donut day the other day.

Coincidence?

I hear next week is bang your wife and shoot your dog day.  This ends well...

Dying Fetus - Kill Your Mother/Rape Your Dog
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no no, you've got it backwards. it's kill your mother and rape your dog.
 
2020-06-03 2:47:25 PM  

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That would actually be funny if things were decent.
 
2020-06-03 2:50:17 PM  
And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying: June 4 is National Clean Beauty Day, National Old Maid's Day, National Cognac Day, National Cheese Day, and National Safe Day.
 
2020-06-03 2:55:32 PM  
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2020-06-03 2:56:30 PM  
I'll run when it's CPR day.
 
2020-06-03 3:00:28 PM  
HERE IS SUBZERO. NOW PLAIN ZERO! - Arnold Schwarzenegger
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2020-06-03 3:29:21 PM  
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2020-06-03 5:25:13 PM  
Ah, jogging. One of the few things the human race is actually good at (we may be the best long-distance runners in the animal kingdom). Unfortunately, that means that it's almost impossible to burn calories that way.

Jogging for exercise was invented in the 60's. We jog more than ever, and our health is worse than ever. Jog if it makes you happy, but realize this: you ain't gonna lose weight unless you change your diet.
 
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