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(Belfast Telegraph)   Police called to the scene say the man was screaming outside, shouting: "I am God." Jesus heard muttering to himself, go home Dad, you're drunk   (belfasttelegraph.co.uk) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Belfast, Crime, Belfast City Hall, United Kingdom, Belfast City Centre, Bail, Aubrey Dube, Belfast city centre shop  
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2020-06-03 12:04:13 PM  
"Jesus heard muttering to himself, go home Dad, you're drunk"

There is precedent for that...
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2020-06-03 3:22:57 PM  
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2020-06-03 3:22:57 PM  
King Kong ain't got nothin' on him.
 
2020-06-03 3:25:01 PM  
abrey dube. oh rudy.

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2020-06-03 3:27:21 PM  
If true, that guy has a LOT to answer for.
 
2020-06-03 3:51:23 PM  
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2020-06-03 4:14:11 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: "Jesus heard muttering to himself, go home Dad, you're drunk"

There is precedent for that...
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The platypus got lucky, it got all its parts even if they came from different kits. One time God was so drunk that he fell asleep after just one part:

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2020-06-03 5:06:55 PM  
Messiah- The Creator (feat. Ian Astbury)
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