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2020-06-03 1:41:08 PM  



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2020-06-03 2:32:11 PM  
I bet this is a Liberal Plot to make Donnie look bad for the third time in disaster response. Has anyone sent a posse to investigate if the ANTIFA have been eating tons of beans to fart up a bunch of extra gas to feed this storm?

Seriously, if this sucker veers...Texas is going to see some awful 'inclement' weather. Louisiana, no matter what is likely to need to their storm shutters sealed up. The only good news about this thing is that it will likely lose some energy over land, and might spend itself before hitting further north. But Happy Hurricane Season.

Stay safe peeps.

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2020-06-03 3:02:19 PM  
Meh.  Conditions aren't right for it to do anything other than cause flooding.

The gulf has a lot of hot water.  But it's shallow.  There's not much energy to draw from.

And the air above the gulf is freaking hot right now.  Hurricanes are heat engines driven by the temperature differential between warm water and cooler air.  It's why we see a lot of hurricanes as things/the air starts getting cooler.
 
2020-06-03 3:02:57 PM  
#ALABAMASTRONG2SHARPIEBOOGALOO

/still got nuthin
 
2020-06-03 3:03:47 PM  
social distancing being enforced in the gulf states in 3........2........1.......
 
2020-06-03 3:03:58 PM  

hubiestubert: I bet this is a Liberal Plot to make Donnie look bad for the third time in disaster response. Has anyone sent a posse to investigate if the ANTIFA have been eating tons of beans to fart up a bunch of extra gas to feed this storm?

Seriously, if this sucker veers...Texas is going to see some awful 'inclement' weather. Louisiana, no matter what is likely to need to their storm shutters sealed up. The only good news about this thing is that it will likely lose some energy over land, and might spend itself before hitting further north. But Happy Hurricane Season.

Stay safe peeps.

[YouTube video: Jimmy Buffett - Tryin to Reason with Hurricane Season]


That damn 0bama and his weather machine are at it again!!!112
 
2020-06-03 3:03:59 PM  
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I can't stand rockin' when I'm in here
'Cause your Cristobel ain't so crystal clear
 
2020-06-03 3:04:11 PM  
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2020-06-03 3:06:07 PM  

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I can't stand rockin' when I'm in here
'Cause your Cristobel ain't so crystal clear


And I'm just sitting back and wondering why
 
2020-06-03 3:06:47 PM  

Cdr.Murdock: All together now
all together
ALL TOGETHER NOW!!!


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2020-06-03 3:07:13 PM  
Hey we're just up to the letter C so far. I guess that's good?
/Cristobal is the name of my mariachi Salt and Pepper cover band
 
2020-06-03 3:08:54 PM  
She's been missing her drinks with Karma since social distancing became the attempted norm.
 
2020-06-03 3:09:04 PM  
I hope whoever is controlling this simulation is having fun
 
2020-06-03 3:09:05 PM  
Trumpster Dumbsters finally vindicated! A storm WILL hit Alabama (eventually), and no sharpie needed! Donald Trump was right all along, you liberalino losers!

Backgammonmate!
 
2020-06-03 3:09:11 PM  

RussianPotato: Meh.  Conditions aren't right for it to do anything other than cause flooding.

The gulf has a lot of hot water.  But it's shallow.  There's not much energy to draw from.

And the air above the gulf is freaking hot right now.  Hurricanes are heat engines driven by the temperature differential between warm water and cooler air.  It's why we see a lot of hurricanes as things/the air starts getting cooler.


Yeah, Wilma totally didn't go from Cat 2 to Cat 3 over the extensively deep waters of the Everglades.
 
2020-06-03 3:09:13 PM  

RussianPotato: Meh.  Conditions aren't right for it to do anything other than cause flooding.


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2020-06-03 3:10:13 PM  
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2020-06-03 3:10:15 PM  

berylman: Hey we're just up to the letter C so far. I guess that's good?
/Cristobal is the name of my mariachi Salt and Pepper cover band


C on June 3 -- if this rate keeps up we'll have gone through the alphabet 7 times by the end of hurricane season.
 
2020-06-03 3:11:02 PM  
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She was already here
 
2020-06-03 3:13:23 PM  
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2020-06-03 3:14:05 PM  

ltdanman44: I hope whoever is controlling this simulation is having fun


At least they haven't hit the "UFO invasion" button yet.
 
2020-06-03 3:15:23 PM  
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2020-06-03 3:15:34 PM  

RussianPotato: It's why we see a lot of hurricanes as things/the air starts getting cooler.


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Hurricanes?  Them's shiat storms for remtards on free dinners.
 
2020-06-03 3:15:54 PM  

berylman: Hey we're just up to the letter C so far. I guess that's good?
/Cristobal is the name of my mariachi Salt and Pepper cover band


Earliest C on record
 
2020-06-03 3:16:46 PM  
Not to worry, Cheetolini's got this!

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2020-06-03 3:16:48 PM  

Mrtraveler01: ltdanman44: I hope whoever is controlling this simulation is having fun

At least they haven't hit the "UFO invasion" button yet.


JESUS CHRIST! DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS! O_O
 
2020-06-03 3:17:36 PM  
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2020-06-03 3:18:09 PM  
Pestilence, a plague of cops, and now floods. . .
 
2020-06-03 3:19:05 PM  
Oil rigs must stay six miles apart.
 
2020-06-03 3:21:12 PM  
At this rate future archeologists are going to be digging up our houses and assume we buried our plague victims surrounded by molding bread, expired milk, and toilet paper hoards.
 
2020-06-03 3:21:38 PM  
maybe they can wash away the cicadas that are gonna come swarming out soon

/farking cicadas
 
2020-06-03 3:24:24 PM  

berylman: Hey we're just up to the letter C so far. I guess that's good?
/Cristobal is the name of my mariachi Salt and Pepper cover band


That artist dude just died.  Why didn't they use the chance to call this storm Christo?
 
2020-06-03 3:25:32 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: berylman: Hey we're just up to the letter C so far. I guess that's good?
/Cristobal is the name of my mariachi Salt and Pepper cover band

That artist dude just died.  Why didn't they use the chance to call this storm Christo?


Storm names are set years and years in advance.  And they'll never name a storm in honor of someone.  Storms have a nasty habit of killing people due to high wind and wind blown debris...

Actually, you may be on to something.
 
2020-06-03 3:26:29 PM  

DarnoKonrad: Pestilence, a plague of cops, and now floods. . .


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2020-06-03 3:43:26 PM  

ltdanman44: I hope whoever is controlling this simulation is having fun


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2020-06-03 3:54:14 PM  
Somebody has had enough of the earthling's shiat.
 
2020-06-03 4:12:44 PM  
God is coming back, and boy, is she pissed!
 
2020-06-03 4:12:50 PM  

uttertosh: #ALABAMASTRONG2SHARPIEBOOGALOO

/still got nuthin


I live outside Birmingham and haven't picked up the lawn chairs from the last one.
 
2020-06-03 4:25:39 PM  
Here ya go.......

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2020-06-03 4:35:10 PM  
So the beaches will be packed from now till the storm hits because get it while you can?

/a suntan and a case of the 'rona to ride out the storm?
//I'll pass
 
2020-06-03 4:52:05 PM  
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2020-06-03 4:54:33 PM  
Why is this necessary? What have we done here?

The Weather Company's primary journalistic mission is to report on breaking weather news, the environment and the importance of science to our lives. This story does not necessarily represent the position of our parent company, IBM.
 
2020-06-03 5:35:52 PM  

cryinoutloud: Why is this necessary? What have we done here?

The Weather Company's primary journalistic mission is to report on breaking weather news, the environment and the importance of science to our lives. This story does not necessarily represent the position of our parent company, IBM.


Well, can I finish!
 
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