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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Screaming, drunk resident with barking dog doesn't understand citation for noise disturbance, begins stomping on her floor and pounding on the walls. In other news, apartment for rent, cheap   (cleveland.com) divider line
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2020-06-03 12:58:03 PM  
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2020-06-03 1:48:28 PM  
Hearing (and smelling) obnoxious neighbors, 24/7, was one of the key motivators to buy a house. I don't plan to ever live in multi-unit housing again.
 
2020-06-03 2:21:17 PM  
Needs a muzzle.

And not on the dog.
 
2020-06-03 2:24:58 PM  
Yeah if you don't mind an apartment that smells like dog piss/shiat no matter how many times you clean it.  I mean it's better than cats but still not worth it.
 
2020-06-03 2:26:30 PM  
She sounds white.


\ but what do I know
 
2020-06-03 2:27:40 PM  
Better than a clogging problem
 
2020-06-03 2:28:16 PM  
MISTER PIDDLESFORD WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS
 
2020-06-03 2:28:52 PM  
Had a neighbor do that. Yelled at everyone that complained, yelled at the cops too. However, the threat of eviction really got him to behave as he hasn't done anything in months that I'm aware of.
 
2020-06-03 2:30:13 PM  
Mom's off her meds again.
 
2020-06-03 2:32:12 PM  
Dogs barking, can't fly without umbrella.
 
2020-06-03 2:33:31 PM  
When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong - Vernon Franklin - Chappelle's Show
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2020-06-03 2:35:18 PM  
We rent a small above garage duplex, and we have one of those nutters next door, as the home owner, for over 15 years now.
We saw enough soon enough to understand the danger of her and just try not to exist in her sight.

But yeah total nutter, dogs outside barking all night re4mained beyond her to have any responsibility over, thankfully local ordnance and her health made her stop being a dog "rescuer." those poor animals were worse off in behavior and training when leaving her.

Pretty sure she at least used to get hopped up on some kinda goofballs, she'd be out in the front yard at 3 am just throwing trashcans and yelling at no one.

Where the trash bin sits i used to roll it out down her driveway to the street. Until i realized she was coming over into our drive way at about 2 am to bring her trash cans in, by dragging them in several circles around my car picking them up and slamming them on the ground to make a lot of noise.


One time when she was out of the house her one dog got stuck in some side yard fenced off area of her back yard. It barker for hours in a weird enough way that one of the other neighbors called for a wellness check from police on her. Note that not one single neighbor on the whole block wanted to knock on her door to find out if she was ok.
The cops came out and went in the back yard ot find the trapped dog and let it out into the main back yard area. They leave and she comes home not even 3 min. after they had left. this was after us living here for years and quite explicitly avoiding have any interactions or even making eye contact. She storms up to the front door and begins blaming and yelling ta us for breaking into her yard and whatever.
We call the officer who left  a card with us, he's back in couple min to explain it all to her and that we had nothing to do with anything.

The next day she has hung a sign on her side fence, one that faces our side window. It's the pointing gun sign, about beware the owner not the dog.
Crazy nutter ass fook brains.
 
2020-06-03 2:39:39 PM  
Pete and Ray approve.

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2020-06-03 2:44:20 PM  
Is there a little bit of a clogging problem?:
These Renters Have A Clogging Problem - GEICO Insurance
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- Sofa
 
2020-06-03 2:45:45 PM  
PvtStash:


One time when she was out of the house her one dog got stuck in some side yard fenced off area of her back yard. It barker for hours in a weird enough way that one of the other neighbors called for a wellness check from police on her. Note that not one single neighbor on the whole block wanted to knock on her door to find out if she was ok.
The cops came out and went in the back yard ot find the trapped dog and let it out into the main back yard area. They leave and she comes home not even 3 min. after they had left. this was after us living here for years and quite explicitly avoiding have any interactions or even making eye contact. She storms up to the front door and begins blaming and yelling ta us for breaking into her yard and whatever.
We call the officer who left  a card with us, he's back in couple min to explain it all to her and that we had nothing to do with anything.

The next day she has hung a sign on her side fence, one that faces our side window. It's the pointing gun sign, about beware the owner not the dog.
Crazy nutte ...


She moved into the house across the street from me 4 years ago.  Her son's improved on the routine by adding "Thumping Bass" and "Random Gunfire" to the mix.
 
2020-06-03 2:47:03 PM  

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Why did you post a .gif of a dog demanding  the blood of pretty young girls?
 
2020-06-03 2:47:40 PM  

Albert911emt: She sounds white.

\ but what do I know


I simply thought she sounded like a 'she', even though the headline didn't mention her gender.
Throwing a tantrum while drunk is something a woman-folk would do.
 
2020-06-03 2:47:45 PM  
We have neighbours like that below us.
Totally oblivious
 
2020-06-03 3:04:36 PM  
It's currently illegal to evict somebody in many areas due to the lockdown and economic fallout from it, so it might be quite a while before said apartment is actually available.
 
2020-06-03 3:23:56 PM  

FarkingSmurf: Yeah if you don't mind an apartment that smells like dog piss


Geotpf: it might be quite a while before said apartment is actually available.


It may not be her apartment that is the first one available; I would think the adjacent ones might get vacated first.

T.rex: I simply thought she sounded like a 'she', even though the headline didn't mention her gender.


"begins stomping on her floor and pounding on the walls "
 
2020-06-03 3:45:48 PM  
The only thing to do is to move away from these shiat people.
I am currently surounded by them; I'll be moving next Summer.
 
2020-06-03 3:51:41 PM  

Dr.Fey: FarkingSmurf: Yeah if you don't mind an apartment that smells like dog piss

Geotpf: it might be quite a while before said apartment is actually available.

It may not be her apartment that is the first one available; I would think the adjacent ones might get vacated first.

T.rex: I simply thought she sounded like a 'she', even though the headline didn't mention her gender.

"begins stomping on her floor and pounding on the walls "


If you walk into a prospective house or apartment and it smells like Vatican level incense/scented candles that is an immediate red flag that there is a dead body somewhere or an animal has had it's way with this place.
 
M-G [TotalFark]
2020-06-04 12:00:34 PM  
I note a lack of the usual bad-neighbor thread posters with their "Just talk to them" advice.
 
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