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(South China Morning Post)   Japan teen arrested for asking cop to star in sex videos, thereby violating the penal code   (scmp.com) divider line
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2020-06-03 2:19:55 PM  
I bet she put him under a breast.
 
zez
2020-06-03 6:55:46 PM  
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2020-06-03 6:58:17 PM  
So now he'll be the one penalized.
 
2020-06-03 7:00:16 PM  
This isn't like my japanese animes at all
 
2020-06-03 7:01:14 PM  
I thought the cop was a prostitute
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2020-06-03 7:04:19 PM  
Well, he's not wrong.
 
2020-06-03 7:04:22 PM  
Arrest a minor but not go after the company that hired him to do that job he was arrested for?

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2020-06-03 7:05:36 PM  
Oh cool... you brought you own handcuffs...
...wait... what are you doing!?!
 
2020-06-03 7:05:59 PM  
Was this before, or after the tentacle monster?
 
2020-06-03 7:06:24 PM  

RedVentrue: So now he'll be the one penalized.


Yup... for approaching a woman, in a nightlife area, who was no doubt dressed and acting like a hooker.
 
2020-06-03 7:09:54 PM  
I vaguely remember having a major role in a hardcore Japanese orgy porno, but everything was a blur to me.
 
2020-06-03 7:11:34 PM  

Ganon D. Mire: Oh cool... you brought you own handcuffs...
...wait... what are you doing!?!


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2020-06-03 7:12:53 PM  

brap: I vaguely remember having a major role in a hardcore Japanese orgy porno, but everything was a blur to me.


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2020-06-03 7:15:18 PM  
Out of all the production of porn in Japan, this is the type they choose to crack down on?

What did he do, suggest they not blur out her snatch?
 
2020-06-03 7:19:41 PM  
"in Fukuoka"
 
2020-06-03 7:22:23 PM  
I want a cop to violate my penile code
 
2020-06-03 7:30:38 PM  
Was the activity he was recruiting her for illegal? The fact that he was arrested for nuisance laws suggests it wasn't. An argument can be made for laws that protect one's privacy from solicitation (sexual, panhandling, whatever), but that seems like the sort of law you would enforce when an individual or local business complains about, not set up a police sting.
 
2020-06-03 7:31:21 PM  
The real crime is the pixelation in Japanese porn.
 
2020-06-03 7:36:02 PM  
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Must of seen Police Academy too many times.
 
2020-06-03 7:38:40 PM  
We're his genitals not blurred?
 
2020-06-03 7:39:36 PM  
A white guy writing a negative article about Japan for the South China press?
 
2020-06-03 7:44:53 PM  

zez: [Fark user image image 500x280]


Just checking to make sure this was posted...
 
DVD
2020-06-03 7:52:19 PM  
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/got nuttin'
 
2020-06-03 7:57:28 PM  

The_Sponge: The real crime is the pixelation in Japanese porn.


Pixellated Snizz Syndrome, PSS, is no laughing matter. It causes rigid paralysis of the body and larynx, causing the afflicted to be able to only squeak helplessly. Sometimes deep massage with a large ball hand massager can treat it but just as often forces an extreme ptosis of the eyelids.

It can be sexually transmitted to the men through intercourse, resulting in tragic microphallus.
 
2020-06-03 8:04:50 PM  

skipping non-voting comment in contest thread: I want a cop to violate my penile code


I came here to mention the very same code.
 
2020-06-03 8:07:24 PM  
Are we absolutely sure you did anything wrong?
I mean with all the blurred pixels it truly is hard to see if anything is going on.
 
2020-06-03 8:09:08 PM  

Fano: The_Sponge: The real crime is the pixelation in Japanese porn.

Pixellated Snizz Syndrome, PSS, is no laughing matter. It causes rigid paralysis of the body and larynx, causing the afflicted to be able to only squeak helplessly. Sometimes deep massage with a large ball hand massager can treat it but just as often forces an extreme ptosis of the eyelids.

It can be sexually transmitted to the men through intercourse, resulting in tragic microphallus.


I LOL'd.
 
2020-06-03 8:21:26 PM  

GrogSmash: RedVentrue: So now he'll be the one penalized.

Yup... for approaching a woman, in a nightlife area, who was no doubt dressed and acting like a hooker.


so you're saying she was asking for it?
 
2020-06-03 8:27:54 PM  
It took balls to suggest she could be recorded being penilized. It's unsurprising that it ended up with him being penalized for the record.
 
2020-06-03 8:28:31 PM  
Probably make more in porn than being a cop
 
2020-06-03 8:32:35 PM  
Imagine spending your whole life not knowing what your own junk looks like thanks to those bloody pixels.
 
2020-06-03 8:44:37 PM  

Imaginativescreenname: Arrest a minor but not go after the company that hired him to do that job he was arrested for?

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The Japanese legal system is a mess.  Their cops are apparently generally polite though.
 
2020-06-03 8:51:55 PM  

Sandelaphon: Imaginativescreenname: Arrest a minor but not go after the company that hired him to do that job he was arrested for?

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The Japanese legal system is a mess.  Their cops are apparently generally polite though.


It weirdly works like Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney and why would the police arrest you if you didn't do it?
 
2020-06-03 9:40:11 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Imagine spending your whole life not knowing what your own junk looks like thanks to those bloody pixels.


They're only that way one week a month.
 
2020-06-04 4:26:25 AM  

nursetim: [Fark user image image 425x278]
Must of seen Police Academy too many times.


+1 for the reference, -1 brazilian for "must of".
 
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