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(Metro)   There is a "secret plan" to reopen bars in England by June 30, though it's clearly not that great a secret now, is it   (metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Followup, Public house, Beer, Britain's pubs, new secret plan, Anheuser-Busch, Alcoholic beverage, Landlord, Previous Government guidelines  
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2020-06-03 5:56:54 PM  
A secwet pwan to weopen baws?
 
2020-06-03 9:14:54 PM  
Just in time to celebrate Independence Day.
 
2020-06-03 9:18:53 PM  
It sounds more like a cunning plan.
 
2020-06-03 9:30:46 PM  
and by secret we mean......everyone panic!
 
2020-06-03 9:35:55 PM  
Wonderfully, here in Florida, the Golden Corral buffet in town is already open, and the titty bar opens Friday.
 
2020-06-03 9:40:41 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: Wonderfully, here in Florida, the Golden Corral buffet in town is already open, and the titty bar opens Friday.


Coronavirus could only make Golden Corral taste better.
 
2020-06-03 9:43:19 PM  
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/also had a secret plan
 
2020-06-03 10:16:23 PM  

i ignore u: It sounds more like a cunning plan.


I have a plan...

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2020-06-03 10:22:59 PM  
Shhhhh-ut up!
 
2020-06-03 10:31:06 PM  
I'm not going to tell anyone.
 
2020-06-03 10:31:53 PM  
I can always keep a secret, unlike those people I share it with.
 
2020-06-03 10:46:28 PM  
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2020-06-03 11:19:00 PM  
Florida has em beat. Bars here open on Friday. Would you like a lime with your Corona?
 
2020-06-04 2:37:19 AM  
Wetherspoons will be first to open but I'll be damned before I give the that homeless Thundercat a penny of my money after how he treated his staff and his views on Brexit.
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2020-06-04 3:21:57 AM  

Pert: Wetherspoons will be first to open but I'll be damned before I give the that homeless Thundercat a penny of my money after how he treated his staff and his views on Brexit.
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Holy shiat, his hair really is a bird, and our arguments are invalid.
 
2020-06-04 3:29:18 AM  
Must be some other news coming that people need distracting from.
 
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