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(Scientific American)   Butt wiping throughout the ages; at last, the story can be told. Still no word on how to use the three sea shells   (scientificamerican.com) divider line
    More: Vintage, Toilet, use of pessoi, Hygiene, Toilet paper, study's authors, search of an ancient Greek artifact, creative employment of ostraca, Defecation  
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2020-06-03 6:18:14 AM  
6 votes:
Butt wiping of the future would be amazing if I could just get some investors.

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2020-06-03 3:08:00 AM  
5 votes:
What did dogs do before carpets?
 
2020-06-03 4:23:45 AM  
4 votes:

Destructor: bughunter: Well, in the past two and a half months, I've trained my bowels to move right before I take a shower.

So, you don't have a closet full of toilet paper? Amazing. :-)


Dude, it's bughunter, not boghunter.
 
2020-06-03 4:06:20 AM  
3 votes:

flappy_penguin: im partial to bidets


Well, in the past two and a half months, I've trained my bowels to move right before I take a shower.

That's kind of like a bidet...

... if you set the showerhead to 'massage,' aim it for the back wall, turn around, bend over, and spread 'em.

/so clean I squeak when I walk
 
2020-06-03 8:02:43 AM  
2 votes:
andy's wiping problem
Youtube vGCIGEUB32M
 
2020-06-03 7:45:13 AM  
2 votes:
As was said by another Farker in another TP thread: slow kitten.
 
2020-06-03 4:43:38 AM  
2 votes:

bughunter: flappy_penguin: im partial to bidets

Well, in the past two and a half months, I've trained my bowels to move right before I take a shower.

That's kind of like a bidet...

... if you set the showerhead to 'massage,' aim it for the back wall, turn around, bend over, and spread 'em.

/so clean I squeak when I walk


Pretty much this

I got hooked one summer in Italy and it's been a wash ever since
Protip: unless you have hot water to your toilet those retrofit hose jobs take some getting used to/you're never gonna use it ever because cold water is cold
 
2020-06-03 3:49:40 AM  
2 votes:
"An analysis of old customs makes us privy to a slice of ancient life"

Heh heh heh heh...he said privy.

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2020-06-03 8:48:37 AM  
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tmyk: Butt wiping of the future would be amazing if I could just get some investors.

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2020-06-03 8:48:00 AM  
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bughunter: flappy_penguin: im partial to bidets

Well, in the past two and a half months, I've trained my bowels to move right before I take a shower.


Have a coffee first thing. Caffeine gets things moving.

That's kind of like a bidet...

... if you set the showerhead to 'massage,' aim it for the back wall, turn around, bend over, and spread 'em.

/so clean I squeak when I walk


Big fan of just doing a handstand in the shower.
 
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