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(Scientific American)   Butt wiping throughout the ages; at last, the story can be told. Still no word on how to use the three sea shells   (scientificamerican.com) divider line
    More: Vintage, Toilet, use of pessoi, Hygiene, Toilet paper, study's authors, search of an ancient Greek artifact, creative employment of ostraca, Defecation  
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2020-06-03 3:34:30 AM  
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lifeslammer: flappy_penguin: im partial to bidets

Cool, you are a buffoon who falls for marketing tricks to waste your money


You still brush your teeth with a toothbrush thats covered in your own microshiat particles


If only there were a way to minimize this, like a toilet lid that closes or some sort of storage unit with a door, that a toothbrush could be placed inside.
 
2020-06-03 3:00:33 AM  
3 votes:
im partial to bidets
 
2020-06-03 8:48:00 AM  
1 vote:

bughunter: flappy_penguin: im partial to bidets

Well, in the past two and a half months, I've trained my bowels to move right before I take a shower.


Have a coffee first thing. Caffeine gets things moving.

That's kind of like a bidet...

... if you set the showerhead to 'massage,' aim it for the back wall, turn around, bend over, and spread 'em.

/so clean I squeak when I walk


Big fan of just doing a handstand in the shower.
 
2020-06-03 6:18:14 AM  
1 vote:
Butt wiping of the future would be amazing if I could just get some investors.

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2020-06-03 4:06:20 AM  
1 vote:

flappy_penguin: im partial to bidets


Well, in the past two and a half months, I've trained my bowels to move right before I take a shower.

That's kind of like a bidet...

... if you set the showerhead to 'massage,' aim it for the back wall, turn around, bend over, and spread 'em.

/so clean I squeak when I walk
 
2020-06-03 3:08:00 AM  
1 vote:
What did dogs do before carpets?
 
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