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(KHON2 Honolulu)   No, no, it's "Let's eat, Grandma". Use the comma, OK?   (khon2.com) divider line
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2020-06-02 8:45:26 PM  
Police said the motive is not yet known and the possible role drugs may have played in the gruesome incident is still under investigation.


Grandma must have been taking some goooood drugs if that was the motivation.
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2020-06-02 8:50:22 PM  
Yikes. My cousin is lives in Richmond; she's a psychologist who works for the state assessing and analyzing criminally insane folks in the area. I guess she's about to pick up a nasty one.
 
2020-06-02 9:10:07 PM  
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2020-06-02 10:54:49 PM  
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/yes, I know it's fake, don't care
 
2020-06-02 10:55:58 PM  
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Approves
 
2020-06-02 11:26:15 PM  
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2020-06-03 12:15:58 AM  
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2020-06-03 1:09:58 AM  
Capitalization also matters, for example, in "I once helped my uncle jack off a horse."

/his name was also Jack.
//nay meant yay.
 
2020-06-03 1:11:32 AM  
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Maybe he thought it was Crow?
 
2020-06-03 1:12:59 AM  

FatherChaos: [Fark user image image 500x281]

Maybe he thought it was Crow?


How dare you remind me of when that show was good!
 
2020-06-03 1:13:28 AM  
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2020-06-03 1:13:34 AM  
What a GILF (Grandma I'd Like to Feast upon).
 
2020-06-03 1:13:56 AM  
Now that's an occasion where it's okay if the cops kill someone.
 
2020-06-03 1:14:03 AM  

beezeltown: Yikes. My cousin is lives in Richmond; she's a psychologist who works for the state assessing and analyzing criminally insane folks in the area. I guess she's about to pick up a nasty one.


Time for some PTO.
 
2020-06-03 1:17:45 AM  
So face biter get shot, and killed, and this guy didn't?
WTF?
 
2020-06-03 1:23:29 AM  

beezeltown: Yikes. My cousin is lives in Richmond; she's a psychologist who works for the state assessing and analyzing criminally insane folks in the area. I guess she's about to pick up a nasty one.


I woke up this morning to stories about both a cannibal and a vampire on my local newspaper's website.
 
2020-06-03 1:26:51 AM  
You ate her?

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2020-06-03 1:27:21 AM  
We're all unemployed and locked inside because of the pandemic so excuuuuuuuse me if I don't let grandma go to waste!
 
2020-06-03 1:40:15 AM  
A guy eating a grandma?
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2020-06-03 1:45:09 AM  
"Mommy! Grandma has a big ugly mole on her leg!"

"Just eat around it, dear"
 
2020-06-03 1:47:56 AM  
I hope this guy at least had some fava beans & a nice Chianti.
 
2020-06-03 1:51:22 AM  
Huh. Well, it tasted like shrimp.
 
2020-06-03 1:54:16 AM  
My man!
 
2020-06-03 2:01:10 AM  

koder: Capitalization also matters, for example, in "I once helped my uncle jack off a horse."

/his name was also Jack.
//nay meant yay.


In that case, pretty sure neigh means yeigh.
 
2020-06-03 2:14:35 AM  
Hay how  do they know the suspect killed nanna?
 
2020-06-03 2:17:38 AM  

JustHereForThePics: Huh. Well, it tasted like shrimp.


More like clam chowder, really....
 
2020-06-03 2:23:11 AM  

DippityDoo: JustHereForThePics: Huh. Well, it tasted like shrimp.

More like clam chowder, really....


Don't you mean Gram chowder?
I'll see myself out.
 
2020-06-03 2:27:12 AM  
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2020-06-03 2:38:46 AM  

NeuroticRocker: [i.imgur.com image 500x654]


JFK and Stalin came in here with a bunch of strippers.

It's a stupid sentence that can't be written properly in the parameters they set up for it. So, yes, I am, going to Kobayashi Maru it.
 
2020-06-03 2:48:15 AM  

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But what if that's how I make my living?

Way up north where the air is cold
We're running out of money and we're running out of gold
So now I make my living
Killing the baby seals

You can hit 'em with a bat you can hit 'em with a brick
You can poke 'em in the eye with your eye poking stick
That's how I make my living
Killing the baby seals

You can slash 'em in the head you can slash 'em in the throat
Then throw 'em in the back of your fishing boat
That's how I make my living
Killing the baby seals.
 
2020-06-03 2:56:31 AM  

mrparks: NeuroticRocker: [i.imgur.com image 500x654]

JFK and Stalin came in here with a bunch of strippers.

It's a stupid sentence that can't be written properly in the parameters they set up for it. So, yes, I am, going to Kobayashi Maru it.


That's.....why Kirk......never had......any use...for commas......at all.
 
2020-06-03 2:58:47 AM  
"Most Grandsons don't have to work for their dollar, Grandma."
 
2020-06-03 2:59:16 AM  
He just wanted to gain her powers of knitting and 10% off at the pharmacy last Tuesday of the month.
 
2020-06-03 3:12:54 AM  
"killing his 90-year-old grandmother and trying to eat her body Monday afternoon."

He was seriously attempting to eat his whole grandma in just an afternoon?
 
2020-06-03 3:23:22 AM  

MythDragon: A guy eating a grandma?
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Dude.  Watermark.

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///yw
 
2020-06-03 3:39:20 AM  
Was she wealthy?
 
2020-06-03 4:08:22 AM  

Langdon_777: "killing his 90-year-old grandmother and trying to eat her body Monday afternoon."

He was seriously attempting to eat his whole grandma in just an afternoon?


Well, there's probably some bits you don't want to eat fresh. Just freeze them to make stew or stock. Ahhh... the stew Grandma used to make.
 
2020-06-03 4:13:48 AM  
My autistic daughter keeps asking me if our country is turning into "Lord of the Flies".  To be honest, I don't have an answer for her.
 
2020-06-03 4:26:10 AM  

koder: Capitalization also matters, for example, in "I once helped my uncle jack off a horse."

/his name was also Jack.
//nay meant yay.


"Ummm... did you miss a comma there?"

"No.  I didn't."

"Oooookay..."   *backs into shrubbery slowly*
 
2020-06-03 4:41:57 AM  

Iggie: My autistic daughter keeps asking me if our country is turning into "Lord of the Flies".  To be honest, I don't have an answer for her.


She's got more insight than most of D.C.
 
2020-06-03 4:49:11 AM  
Once again, our country demands that mainstream churches be impervious to any government intervention, but turn a blind eye when police harass members of the Church of All Worlds and mock their sacred rites as "drug-induced". Shameful.
 
2020-06-03 6:05:39 AM  
Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit grandma. Shut up and keep digging!
 
2020-06-03 6:19:21 AM  
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2020-06-03 6:27:41 AM  
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2020-06-03 6:47:45 AM  
Hey, don't judge people for eating what they like just because you think it's gross.
 
2020-06-03 6:54:41 AM  
Maybe she was rich.
 
2020-06-03 6:56:29 AM  
When officers entered the home Wallick was "digging in her flesh," according to A Bay City News report. Wallick allegedly ignored orders to stop and officers had to use a stun gun to subdue and arrest him.

*Hork
 
2020-06-03 7:14:02 AM  
Damnit, people, I do NOT need shiat in my newsfeeds that look like background events from the first 20 minutes of a freaking zombie horror movie!  It's 2020, we've got enough going on without having to worry about becoming friggin' Raccoon City!
 
2020-06-03 7:25:00 AM  
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I THINK WE'VE GOT AN EATER!

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.
 
2020-06-03 7:42:21 AM  
Article is nothing without photos.
 
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