Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Twitter Donald Trump)   DUM DUM   (twitter.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, shot  
•       •       •

4029 clicks; posted to Politics » on 02 Jun 2020 at 5:59 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



109 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2020-06-02 3:59:21 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-06-02 4:02:55 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-06-02 4:08:51 PM  
Nice subs.
 
2020-06-02 4:21:11 PM  
Vote blue, no matter who!
 
2020-06-02 4:59:36 PM  
trump may not be a good president. i'm on the fence now
 
2020-06-02 5:08:10 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-06-02 5:18:25 PM  
Exactly the same shiat Trump said to Clinton in one of the debates.

The only way this guy gets re-elected is through cheating.
 
2020-06-02 5:25:31 PM  
i.redd.itView Full Size
 
2020-06-02 5:38:44 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: [i.redd.it image 850x1084]


Both will be historical photos.

Notice how nobody is near Trump, like he's an unexploded bomb or has toxic radiation. Obama is surrounded and everyone is touching on multiples points.
 
2020-06-02 5:40:11 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-06-02 5:42:20 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-06-02 5:43:56 PM  
He's really phoning it in with the "Sleepy Joe" nickname. It's just not catchy. Maybe try:

Sloppy Joe

Joe Blow

Ugly Kid Joe

Joe Exotic

Joe Dirt

Average Joe

G.I. Joe with the Kung Fu Grip

Joe Schmo


And that's just off the top of my head. Donnie's losing his fast ball.
 
2020-06-02 6:00:30 PM  
Biden and Obama should be at the front of the protests in DC, making speeches on top of cars Independance day style.
 
2020-06-02 6:01:47 PM  

Yammering_Splat_Vector: [Fark user image image 850x528]


You know, I think I've finally cracked it. The reason for that ridiculous photo-op.

Trump is trying to pose for the next John McNaughton painting.
 
2020-06-02 6:02:08 PM  

FlyingBacon: Vote blue, no matter who!


You know years ago, before Reagan in particular, I would have heavily disagreed with that statement. Today, heck the last 35+ years, it's been become more of a necessary truth. Well, at least until Rethuglicans shed the racists, et al.
 
2020-06-02 6:02:46 PM  
The 'anarchists, looters and thugs' seem to be batting for your team, trumpy.

/We have protests
//Your cops turn them into riots
 
2020-06-02 6:03:24 PM  
107 thousand corona virus deaths.
 
2020-06-02 6:04:26 PM  

Yammering_Splat_Vector: [Fark user image 850x528]


It must have accidentally flipped the book so that people could see the title when I wasn't looking. But your guess is as good as mine, and I have to confess, at the moment a heck of a lot of smart and funny.
 
2020-06-02 6:04:33 PM  
Pathetic.
 
2020-06-02 6:04:48 PM  
What a tool
 
2020-06-02 6:04:53 PM  

Barfmaker: swaniefrmreddeer: [i.redd.it image 850x1084]

Both will be historical photos.

Notice how nobody is near Trump, like he's an unexploded bomb or has toxic radiation. Obama is surrounded and everyone is touching on multiples points.


Well, there is a coronavirus to consider. I doubt Trump wants anyone close to him, and other are all social distancing.
 
2020-06-02 6:05:01 PM  
President Arnold Ziffel says what?
 
2020-06-02 6:05:02 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: [i.redd.it image 850x1084]


I have to wonder... who's the heavy in the ACU?   Can he pass PT regs?  I admit, since effing up my leg and doing a desk job I've put on a little, but I'm also just a civie.   Woah.  Maybe it's just the ACU being baggy and ill fit?  Maybe it's the gold bricking blue falcon doughnuts?

Who knows....
 
2020-06-02 6:05:41 PM  

SecondaryControl: The 'anarchists, looters and thugs' seem to be batting for your team, trumpy.

/We have protests
//Your cops turn them into riots


I think the term "riot" sounds a bit barren.  Why not call it a "police riot?"
 
2020-06-02 6:06:24 PM  

whidbey: Exactly the same shiat Trump said to Clinton in one of the debates.

The only way this guy gets re-elected is through cheating.


That's the strategy all along. He's only bothering with a campaign because losing the popular vote hurt him in the fee-fees.
 
2020-06-02 6:06:43 PM  
Night At The Museum - Dum Dum Gum Gum scene
Youtube Q-gPqfZI-r8

Sorry, just every time I hear dum dum this is all I think of.
 
2020-06-02 6:07:20 PM  

I Browse: He's really phoning it in with the "Sleepy Joe" nickname. It's just not catchy. Maybe try:

Sloppy Joe

Joe Blow

Ugly Kid Joe

Joe Exotic

Joe Dirt

Average Joe

G.I. Joe with the Kung Fu Grip

Joe Schmo


And that's just off the top of my head. Donnie's losing his fast ball.


Hey be glad he didn't just go with "Enemy of the United States Joe Biden"
 
2020-06-02 6:07:29 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: [i.redd.it image 850x1084]


I'll see your pictures and raise you a video that makes me sad.  Sad because 45* is incapable of interacting with people like a human being.

Raw Video: The President Takes a Surprise Walk
Youtube gZR1CvSQntE
 
2020-06-02 6:07:42 PM  

I Browse: Sloppy Joe


SLOPPY JOE

DOO-DA!
wwlp.comView Full Size
 
2020-06-02 6:07:55 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Sleepy Joe has been in politics for 40 years, and did nothing. Now he pretends to have the answers. He doesn't even know the questions. Weakness will never beat anarchists, looters or thugs, and Joe has been politically weak all of his life. LAW & ORDER!


I don't want to do this, but Trump, the GOP, and the Right owe Joe for Clarence Thomas on the Court.
 
2020-06-02 6:07:57 PM  

I Browse: He's really phoning it in with the "Sleepy Joe" nickname. It's just not catchy. Maybe try:

Sloppy Joe

Joe Blow

Ugly Kid Joe

Joe Exotic

Joe Dirt

Average Joe

G.I. Joe with the Kung Fu Grip

Joe Schmo


And that's just off the top of my head. Donnie's losing his fast ball.


Trump's been phoning it in since he used to dial up the media and pretend to be his own PR hack.

Now he is so lazy he just says "People, famous, smart, good people come up and say "Why does your Campaign have the Momentum of a runaway slave, er, freight train?" Never, never ask for names, dates, times, places, or a smidgen of an inkling of evidence to back up these little fables, because there is nothing behind them except Lucifer.
 
2020-06-02 6:08:21 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-06-02 6:09:18 PM  
The rhetoric of a truly mad leader. Behold it.
 
2020-06-02 6:09:32 PM  
In the criminal justice system, the people are oppressed by two separate yet equally important groups.  The police who brutalize people, and the district attorneys who railroad the innocent.  These are their stories.
 
2020-06-02 6:09:53 PM  

Barfmaker: swaniefrmreddeer: [i.redd.it image 850x1084]

Both will be historical photos.

Notice how nobody is near Trump, like he's an unexploded bomb or has toxic radiation. Obama is surrounded and everyone is touching on multiples points.


Pictures like that you realize Obama must have smelled so good. So. Good.
 
2020-06-02 6:09:57 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size

I AM THE LAW, Donnie? Really? Are you tweeting from the basement right now?
He sounds so weak in that tweet.
 
2020-06-02 6:09:59 PM  
Trump is soo farking triggered that Joe can actually look presidential without even trying.
 
2020-06-02 6:10:43 PM  

Negligible: [YouTube video: Night At The Museum - Dum Dum Gum Gum scene]
Sorry, just every time I hear dum dum this is all I think of.


Same here, man.  Same here.

/now I want some gum
 
2020-06-02 6:10:44 PM  

ultradeeg: [Fark user image 595x257]


This is kiiiinda why I am willing to understand low-information / "not into politics" voters who voted for Mango Mass Murderer -- during the campaign, he, pretty much _literally_, said just about _everything_.

And he did it in a way that was easy to accept and hear the bits you agreed with, and dismiss the bits you didn't.

Of course, it doesn't matter _now_, and it is an unimportant question to wonder whether it was intentional or just his narcissistic bullshiatting, but it does explain some of his votes -- votes that ~should~ be able to be recruited over to Biden.

We'll see.
 
2020-06-02 6:10:50 PM  

Negligible: Sorry, just every time I hear dum dum this is all I think of.


I would trip if this was the song that inspired subby

Butthole Surfers, Dum Dum
Youtube 1pp7jnwtA9Q


You want the people to be the people
That want the people to love you
You need the people to show the facts
Instead again, they shove you
 
2020-06-02 6:11:43 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Sleepy Joe has been in politics for 40 years, and did nothing. Now he pretends to have the answers. He doesn't even know the questions. Weakness will never beat anarchists, looters or thugs, and Joe has been politically weak all of his life. LAW & ORDER!


I don't want to do this, but Trump, the GOP, and the Right owe Joe for Clarence Thomas on the Court.


And yet you felt the need anyway.
 
2020-06-02 6:12:40 PM  

FlyingBacon: Vote blue, no matter who!


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-06-02 6:13:02 PM  

some_beer_drinker: trump may not be a good president. i'm on the fence now


Sorry, your avatar doesn't have the legs. Try again.
 
2020-06-02 6:13:19 PM  

Original: Weakness will never beat anarchists, looters or thugs


Agree one hundred percent, Trump.  The only problem is that you're a little over a month too late; you should have uttered this immediately after those gun-toting bumbo clots invaded the state legislature in Michigan to intimidate and threaten legislators.

Respect for the rule of law?  You broke it, Trump.  Now buy it.
 
2020-06-02 6:13:47 PM  
This is the ranting ramblings of every asshole ever in every cliche movie ever. Can we get our denoument?

Attacking his own citizens is a COUP perpetrated by the president. He is NOT a king.

He should be removed from office. Immediately.
 
2020-06-02 6:14:22 PM  
Old man continues to yell at clouds, news at 11.


Negligible: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Q-gPqfZI​-r8]
Sorry, just every time I hear dum dum this is all I think of.


Just watched that last weekend, and I was tempted to simply post "GUM GUM" as a reply.
 
2020-06-02 6:14:56 PM  

FlyingBacon: Vote blue, no matter who!


OK, but what if it turns out that Biden is one of "The Boys from Brazil?
 
2020-06-02 6:16:11 PM  

dericwater: Barfmaker: swaniefrmreddeer: [i.redd.it image 850x1084]

Both will be historical photos.

Notice how nobody is near Trump, like he's an unexploded bomb or has toxic radiation. Obama is surrounded and everyone is touching on multiples points.

Well, there is a coronavirus to consider. I doubt Trump wants anyone close to him, and other are all social distancing.


I'll be the first to find any excuse to criticize Trump, but I'm pretty sure the group is social distancing. It does look really weird, though.
 
2020-06-02 6:18:03 PM  

dericwater: Barfmaker: swaniefrmreddeer: [i.redd.it image 850x1084]

Both will be historical photos.

Notice how nobody is near Trump, like he's an unexploded bomb or has toxic radiation. Obama is surrounded and everyone is touching on multiples points.

Well, there is a coronavirus to consider. I doubt Trump wants anyone close to him, and other are all social distancing.


Ivanka is the only person wearing a mask.  I don't know what to make of that, but it's interesting.
 
2020-06-02 6:19:33 PM  

lolmao500: Biden and Obama should be at the front of the protests in DC, making speeches on top of cars Independance day style.


I can think of worst case scenario if Obama was making speeches at Lafayette Park, and the Toadies in the Administration, the Republican Senate, the GOP, and the Base wouldn't care.

/OhThatsTerrifying.gif
 
Displayed 50 of 109 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter




In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.