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(Some Guy)   In non-riot news, police chase man on stolen tractor   (kion546.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, SANTA CRUZ, Sunday night, CHP officers, Officers, driver, DUI, mph, Highway  
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2020-06-02 9:33:23 PM  
That's a weird thing to chase a man on .
 
2020-06-02 10:24:56 PM  
Why chase? Just turn off the power to it.
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2020-06-02 10:29:17 PM  
Why were the police using a stolen tractor?
 
2020-06-02 10:31:15 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Why chase? Just turn off the power to it.
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I was hoping that would be spliced with malfunctioning farm equipment, but have my funny anyway.
 
2020-06-02 10:34:25 PM  
Where in Santa Cruz do you find, let alone steal a tractor?
 
2020-06-02 10:35:08 PM  

AbuHashish: Where in Santa Cruz do you find, let alone steal a tractor?


It was just there at the end of the block next to a pile of bricks.
 
2020-06-02 10:36:28 PM  
Couldn't the Cops find anything faster to steal?
 
2020-06-02 10:41:30 PM  
If you shoot one of those tires you get blown in to the next lane.
 
2020-06-02 10:44:29 PM  
george jones is dead
 
2020-06-02 10:46:35 PM  
That's not even the weirdest chase I've seen in Santa Cruz.

I was on Pacific Ave the night a dude in a pickup truck pulling a camper trailer led police on a 5 to 15mph chase all over downtown for a good couple hours.

Everybody emptied out of the bars and nightclubs to watch, he'd drive by slow, smiling and waving to the crowds like it was a parade.  Cops walking beside the truck saying, "Stop the vehicle." and he'd just smile and wave at them.  Surreal shiat.

SCPD that night did their best Keystone Cops routine, and got biatchy at the heckling from the peanut gallery on the sidewalks.

When they did get him stopped finally they kicked his ass of course.  Heard from an acquaintance that was taken in the same night that the dude earned the nickname 'slowpoke' and some minor celebrity status down at the jail.
 
2020-06-02 10:50:57 PM  

AbuHashish: Where in Santa Cruz do you find, let alone steal a tractor?


The university actually had farm cows on it when you drove up there. Teased my friend the couple of times I visited him.
 
2020-06-02 10:56:08 PM  

EngineerBob: Couldn't the Cops find anything faster to steal?


It's good for mowing down protestors.
 
2020-06-02 10:59:45 PM  
What's wrong with being sexy?!
Kenny Chesney - She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy (2-Channel Stereo Mix)
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I farkin' HATE this song. Don't click ...just don't. Abandon all hope ye who enter within.
 
2020-06-02 11:01:06 PM  
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2020-06-03 12:51:09 AM  
Well, at least there is a return to normalcy on Fark.com.
 
2020-06-03 12:51:49 AM  

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Talk about driving a piece of junk. Which parts are the tractor?
 
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2020-06-03 4:56:54 AM  

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Consider that the technology now exists to make that thing completely remote controlled.
 
2020-06-03 11:48:17 AM  

EngineerBob: Couldn't the Cops find anything faster to steal?


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