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2020-06-02 3:12:51 PM  
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2020-06-02 3:26:02 PM  
Well he has more balls than Zuckerberg has swallowed at the White House.
 
2020-06-02 3:31:36 PM  
If your company has an integrity policy, don't hire this guy.
Companies with integrity policies, pledges, and promises, are exactly the kind of company what is bullshiatting you about their integrity policies, pledges, and promises.
Please don't waste his time.
 
2020-06-02 3:42:05 PM  
We need way more of this.

Then Zuck will automate everything and people will stop enjoying his platform.
 
2020-06-02 3:44:44 PM  

vudukungfu: If your company has an integrity policy


If your company has an integrity policy, in my experience, 100% of all their integrity lies exclusively within that piece of paper.
 
2020-06-02 3:49:01 PM  

Nadie_AZ: We need way more of this.

Then Zuck will automate everything and people will stop enjoying his platform.


Facebook has sucked for years already, it mostly gets used now because of older people who started using it when it was new who now don't want to bother keeping up with whatever the new social media site is.
 
2020-06-02 6:36:10 PM  
Trump's barely a bump on Facebook's record of allowing posts that encourage violence.  In lots of other countries that doesn't end up with debates over the post, it ends up with mob lynchings

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/21/wo​r​ld/asia/facebook-sri-lanka-riots.html

I'm sure Zuck made good coin on the ads people saw while they were being told to kill their neighbors.
 
2020-06-02 6:37:31 PM  
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2020-06-02 6:38:26 PM  
Facebook - The digital Accelerant
 
2020-06-02 6:39:03 PM  

Anenu: Nadie_AZ: We need way more of this.

Then Zuck will automate everything and people will stop enjoying his platform.

Facebook Fark has sucked for years already, it mostly gets used now because of older people who started using it when it was new who now don't want to bother keeping up with whatever the new social media site is.


ftfy

/ hey, I resemble that remark
// my lawn
/// off
 
2020-06-02 6:41:30 PM  

FarkOf40000Years: [Fark user image 425x425]

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Employees quitting can be easily replaced. Deleting your accounts en mass will make those platforms change their policies.
 
2020-06-02 6:42:14 PM  
Let me know when Facebook employees start leaving in droves and they can't maintain it anymore and it shuts down for good
 
2020-06-02 6:43:02 PM  
I actually got a recruiting email from facebook last week, really want to reply "I will not work for a company who's CEO is actively promoting the white supremacist trump administration".  

but I have a policy of never burning a bridge, lest it become my only life line.
 
2020-06-02 6:45:10 PM  
Delete your Facebook account. Not the app, don't just stop logging in. Delete your account. You are the product.
 
2020-06-02 6:46:35 PM  

red230: FarkOf40000Years: [Fark user image 425x425]

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Employees quitting can be easily replaced. Deleting your accounts en mass will make those platforms change their policies.


Not quite.  Even now I get at least one headhunter pitching me an IT job in the Bay Area every day.  People leaving FB will have little difficulty finding a new gig.  FB will have to recruit professionals well aware of what their CEO is doing.  I think FB will be feeling pain from this.
 
2020-06-02 6:47:10 PM  

Epicedion: Delete your Facebook account. Not the app, don't just stop logging in. Delete your account. You are the product.


You cant delete what they already have on their servers as a back up or any info they already have in their "product database"

And you agreed as a condition of use
 
2020-06-02 6:48:50 PM  

Epicedion: Delete your Facebook account. Not the app, don't just stop logging in. Delete your account. You are the product.


Strangely enough, I can't delete the Facebook application on my phone. However, I did disable it. (Haven't had an account for years.)
 
2020-06-02 6:51:25 PM  

FarkOf40000Years: [Fark user image 425x425]

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Facebook can get farked, but leave my twitter alone: that's where I get a lot of my porn.

/turns out it IS my personal erotica site
 
2020-06-02 6:57:17 PM  

Kazan: I actually got a recruiting email from facebook last week, really want to reply "I will not work for a company who's CEO is actively promoting the white supremacist trump administration".  

but I have a policy of never burning a bridge, lest it become my only life line.


Eh, screw that. I'd rather suffer having to forge a new career after 40 than work for that f*ckstick.
 
2020-06-02 6:58:11 PM  

red230: FarkOf40000Years: [Fark user image 425x425]

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Employees quitting can be easily replaced. Deleting your accounts en mass will make those platforms change their policies.


Yeah, change to be even more like 8chan.
 
2020-06-02 7:01:22 PM  

DORMAMU: Epicedion: Delete your Facebook account. Not the app, don't just stop logging in. Delete your account. You are the product.

You cant delete what they already have on their servers as a back up or any info they already have in their "product database"

And you agreed as a condition of use


That's true, but the fewer users they have the less of an ad rate they can command. Maybe it's a worthless gesture, 1 in 2.6 billion accounts, but don't be complicit.
 
2020-06-02 7:01:44 PM  
Wow, one whole person at fb actually has some sort of moral code.  Good for him and surprising.

Every fb employee I've encountered is a total d-bag - the type that gets handicapped plates on their Porsche so they can take up two slots in the front of parking lots.  I doubt there will be many more given that all of them are happy to support whatever dictatorship pays them money.

fb users must be happy that they support zuckerberg and his brown-nosing of trump.
 
2020-06-02 7:02:55 PM  

Senseless_drivel: Anenu: Nadie_AZ: We need way more of this.

Then Zuck will automate everything and people will stop enjoying his platform.

Facebook Fark has sucked for years already, it mostly gets used now because of older people who started using it when it was new who now don't want to bother keeping up with whatever the new social media site is.

ftfy

/ hey, I resemble that remark
// my lawn
/// off


You'll get over it.
 
2020-06-02 7:03:59 PM  
Must be nice being able to quit your job out of principle.
 
2020-06-02 7:04:56 PM  

Anenu: Nadie_AZ: We need way more of this.

Then Zuck will automate everything and people will stop enjoying his platform.

Facebook has sucked for years already, it mostly gets used now because of older people who started using it when it was new who now don't want to bother keeping up with whatever the new social media site is.


About the only thing that I use Facebook for now is Tiny Kittens:

http://www.tinykittens.com/
 
2020-06-02 7:05:16 PM  
Good for him.  yeah they'll just recruit another person to replace him, but once that toxic environment sets into a corporation, they'll lose the people they should keep, and keep the people they should lose.
 
2020-06-02 7:06:13 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Eh, screw that. I'd rather suffer having to forge a new career after 40 than work for that f*ckstick.


I can't go without medical insurance.
 
2020-06-02 7:12:11 PM  

Kazan: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Eh, screw that. I'd rather suffer having to forge a new career after 40 than work for that f*ckstick.

I can't go without medical insurance.


Brutal state of affairs, isn't it? Godspeed then
 
2020-06-02 7:13:52 PM  

DORMAMU: Epicedion: Delete your Facebook account. Not the app, don't just stop logging in. Delete your account. You are the product.

You cant delete what they already have on their servers as a back up or any info they already have in their "product database"

And you agreed as a condition of use


Depends if you deactivate your account or actually request it is deleted. Naturally, they try to steer you towards deactivation by scare tactics. Deletion should result in your data actually being purged.

https://www.wikihow.com/Permanently-D​e​lete-a-Facebook-Account

For those who have content  (e.g. baby pictures, contacts, messages, etc.) they don't wish to lose, there is an option to export your Facebook data before deleting.
 
2020-06-02 7:14:26 PM  

yukichigai: FarkOf40000Years: [Fark user image 425x425]

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Facebook can get farked, but leave my twitter alone: that's where I get a lot of my porn.

/turns out it IS my personal erotica site


There is porn on Twitter?

I shouldn't even ask, lest I get an answer,but: how niche do you have to get before your porn is on Twitter.

/please answer as vaguely as possible.
 
2020-06-02 7:16:35 PM  

mrparks: yukichigai: FarkOf40000Years: [Fark user image 425x425]

[Fark user image 425x425]

Facebook can get farked, but leave my twitter alone: that's where I get a lot of my porn.

/turns out it IS my personal erotica site

There is porn on Twitter?

I shouldn't even ask, lest I get an answer,but: how niche do you have to get before your porn is on Twitter.

/please answer as vaguely as possible.


It's up their in the clowd, baby...
 
2020-06-02 7:16:49 PM  
There is some bit of irony that a complaint about FB being a safe haven for the Orange Racist POS is being made public through Twitter.
 
2020-06-02 7:17:13 PM  

mrparks: yukichigai: FarkOf40000Years: [Fark user image 425x425]

[Fark user image 425x425]

Facebook can get farked, but leave my twitter alone: that's where I get a lot of my porn.

/turns out it IS my personal erotica site

There is porn on Twitter?

I shouldn't even ask, lest I get an answer,but: how niche do you have to get before your porn is on Twitter.

/please answer as vaguely as possible.


Twitter is the porn industry's billboard.
 
2020-06-02 7:18:24 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Kazan: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Eh, screw that. I'd rather suffer having to forge a new career after 40 than work for that f*ckstick.

I can't go without medical insurance.

Brutal state of affairs, isn't it? Godspeed then


Fortunately my generally comfy position at microsoft seems secure
 
2020-06-02 7:24:54 PM  

Kazan: I actually got a recruiting email from facebook last week, really want to reply "I will not work for a company who's CEO is actively promoting the white supremacist trump administration".  

but I have a policy of never burning a bridge, lest it become my only life line.


I agree with the logic for not wanting to burn bridges in general, but is working for a platform that's indirectly promoting Trump really a lifeline you could see yourself taking?

If FB's support of Trump is losing them talent, and making it harder for them to acquire new talent, they'll start to take notice.  It's not like you need to be rude about it, but I believe letting them know why you're not interested can help in some small way.
 
2020-06-02 7:27:06 PM  

Epicedion: Delete your Facebook account. Not the app, don't just stop logging in. Delete your account. You are the product.


That felt good. I'm sure my boss will have a kitten over it since that's how we used to communicate off shift, but she'll get over it
 
2020-06-02 7:28:07 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Anenu: Nadie_AZ: We need way more of this.

Then Zuck will automate everything and people will stop enjoying his platform.

Facebook has sucked for years already, it mostly gets used now because of older people who started using it when it was new who now don't want to bother keeping up with whatever the new social media site is.

About the only thing that I use Facebook for now is Tiny Kittens:

http://www.tinykittens.com/


I favorited their shop on Etsy.  I love TinyKittens ❤
 
2020-06-02 7:28:27 PM  

Senseless_drivel: Anenu: Nadie_AZ: We need way more of this.

Then Zuck will automate everything and people will stop enjoying his platform.

Facebook Fark has sucked for years already, it mostly gets used now because of older people who started using it when it was new who now don't want to bother keeping up with whatever the new social media site is.

ftfy

/ hey, I resemble that remark
// my lawn
/// off


Do *you* make Fark any better?
 
2020-06-02 7:28:43 PM  

DORMAMU: Epicedion: Delete your Facebook account. Not the app, don't just stop logging in. Delete your account. You are the product.

You cant delete what they already have on their servers as a back up or any info they already have in their "product database"

And you agreed as a condition of use


It is true you can't take away the data that they've collected on you, but you can be one less number to advertisers. One won't make a difference. Even 10,000 won't really make a difference. But millions of people start dumping their accounts, the message would be heard very clearly.
 
2020-06-02 7:28:51 PM  

stevecore: Let me know when Facebook employees start leaving in droves and they can't maintain it anymore and it shuts down for good


Seriously.

Am I supposed to be impressed with one white guy quitting his job at fb? 'Kay.
 
2020-06-02 7:29:23 PM  

The Bobby Llama: Kazan: I actually got a recruiting email from facebook last week, really want to reply "I will not work for a company who's CEO is actively promoting the white supremacist trump administration".  

but I have a policy of never burning a bridge, lest it become my only life line.

I agree with the logic for not wanting to burn bridges in general, but is working for a platform that's indirectly promoting Trump really a lifeline you could see yourself taking?

If FB's support of Trump is losing them talent, and making it harder for them to acquire new talent, they'll start to take notice.  It's not like you need to be rude about it, but I believe letting them know why you're not interested can help in some small way.


I've had over half a million dollars in cancer surgery in my life. i cannot go without health insurance. so i cannot burn any bridges. even with those nazi promoting farks.

that's what not having universal healthcare forces us into.
 
2020-06-02 7:29:48 PM  
Maybe all of our elected representatives shouldn't be on Facebook, Twitter, or whatever social networks are on the internet. If they want to get information out there with regard to our government, then they can make their own websites and post there or go through the various news outlets.
 
2020-06-02 7:45:37 PM  

mrparks: yukichigai: FarkOf40000Years: [Fark user image 425x425]

[Fark user image 425x425]

Facebook can get farked, but leave my twitter alone: that's where I get a lot of my porn.

/turns out it IS my personal erotica site

There is porn on Twitter?

I shouldn't even ask, lest I get an answer,but: how niche do you have to get before your porn is on Twitter.

/please answer as vaguely as possible.


I'm not a guy who really consumes porn, for reasons I won't annoy certain Farkers by mentioning, but I'll just say that I've seen some really beautiful softcore photos posted to Twitter, as well as perhaps the strangest hardcore furry video I've ever seen
 
2020-06-02 7:50:40 PM  

mrparks: yukichigai: FarkOf40000Years: [Fark user image 425x425]

[Fark user image 425x425]

Facebook can get farked, but leave my twitter alone: that's where I get a lot of my porn.

/turns out it IS my personal erotica site

There is porn on Twitter?

I shouldn't even ask, lest I get an answer,but: how niche do you have to get before your porn is on Twitter.

/please answer as vaguely as possible.


A lot of folks moved to Twitter after tumblr cracked down on adult content.
 
2020-06-02 8:07:27 PM  

Kazan: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Eh, screw that. I'd rather suffer having to forge a new career after 40 than work for that f*ckstick.

I can't go without medical insurance.


So your problem isn't your job, it's your citizenship.
 
2020-06-02 8:07:52 PM  

The Bobby Llama: mrparks: yukichigai: FarkOf40000Years: [Fark user image 425x425]

[Fark user image 425x425]

Facebook can get farked, but leave my twitter alone: that's where I get a lot of my porn.

/turns out it IS my personal erotica site

There is porn on Twitter?

I shouldn't even ask, lest I get an answer,but: how niche do you have to get before your porn is on Twitter.

/please answer as vaguely as possible.

A lot of folks moved to Twitter after tumblr cracked down on adult content.


That's exactly how I wound up getting a bunch of my porn from Twitter.

...but my interests are a bit niche, yeah.
 
2020-06-02 8:08:38 PM  
His stock grants finally vested and he no longer has any farks left to give?
 
2020-06-02 8:09:17 PM  

Epicedion: Delete your Facebook account. Not the app, don't just stop logging in. Delete your account. You are the product.


Just did, although for slightly different reasons: I drew the line today after participating in this "Black Out Tuesday" thing only to get told I'm Doing It Wrong because I only put up a black square and didn't use the right hashtag and I also have to do this whole other list of things otherwise I'm just a fake armchair activist (assholes don't have any idea how much I've donated, read, listened, tried to learn on this). Ya know what? Don't want my imperfect help, ya ain't getting any of me. fark That, I'm out and I'm done even trying to be an ally. Place is farking toxic all around anyway.

/ Insta-shiat, too
// have a nice day motherfarkers
/// yeah,
 
2020-06-02 8:21:49 PM  

Nadie_AZ: We need way more of this.

Then Zuck will automate everything and people will stop enjoying his platform.


I've already stopped enjoying his platform.
 
2020-06-02 8:48:22 PM  
Let's save the hero tag for the employee that takes releases anything worth inditing out there and tanks the rest of it.
 
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