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(WLOS 13 Asheville)   Woman steals security vehicle, somehow causes two vehicles to drive into lake. Then it gets weird   (wlos.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Woman accused of hijacking security vehicle, Vehicle, Vehicles, Stryker, lake, incident, vehicles end  
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1736 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Jun 2020 at 5:34 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-02 3:00:58 PM  
Nice use of passive agency: "When authorities tried to stop her, both vehicles ended up in the lake at the water's edge."

Yeah, mistakes were made.
 
2020-06-02 5:30:27 PM  
So she drove one into the water, got out, took a second vehicle, and then drove that one into the water too?

Clarence Brown: Yeah, mistakes were made.

 
2020-06-02 5:44:17 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: So she drove one into the water, got out, took a second vehicle, and then drove that one into the water too?

Clarence Brown: Yeah, mistakes were made.


Maybe the guy in the other car was just as bad a driver.
 
2020-06-02 5:46:58 PM  
Ride the snake.
 
2020-06-02 5:47:05 PM  
Whoohoo, NC making me proud!
 
2020-06-02 5:49:37 PM  
Looks like the sheriff and Enos are gonna get a tongue lashing from Boss Hogg.
Too bad they brought Daisy into custody.
 
2020-06-02 5:50:40 PM  
then it gets weird?  There wasn't anything after that other than the arrest.
 
2020-06-02 5:55:04 PM  
Not the cops fault. Faulty GPS software. Happens all the time.

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2020-06-02 7:15:09 PM  

doomsdayaddams: Whoohoo, NC making me proud!


That's near my neck of the woods.  I've driven past that lake many a time.
 
2020-06-02 7:48:30 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: then it gets weird?  There wasn't anything after that other than the arrest.


Maybe the weird part was an inaccurate fark headline?

/wait, that's situation normal
 
2020-06-02 9:20:02 PM  
Maybe she was following Dear Leader...
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2020-06-02 10:30:46 PM  
So no "alcohol was a contributing factor"?
On the lake? Seriously?

"There's been no word on charges."
Nor mugshot, nor name.
Aww, I guess she learned her lesson and won't repeat it again, so let's just let her go.
 
2020-06-03 12:07:18 AM  
They said it was daft of me to steal a car, but I did, and it sank into to the swamp.  So I stole another one.  That one too fell into the swamp.  The third one...
 
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