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(Detroit Free Press)   Thieves use a $5,000 stolen car to break into a store that sells $5 pizzas   (freep.com) divider line
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2020-06-02 7:17:49 PM  
Subby, if you steal a car, the cost [to you] is $0.
If you use the stolen car to try to steal Little Caesars, yes, there's something wrong with you, but the value of the stolen car is irrelevant at that point.
 
2020-06-02 8:49:29 PM  
Dumbest protesters evar.
 
2020-06-02 8:54:56 PM  
Azzhatz!!
 
2020-06-02 8:55:10 PM  

sirrerun: Subby, if you steal a car, the cost [to you] is $0.
If you use the stolen car to try to steal Little Caesars, yes, there's something wrong with you, but the value of the stolen car is irrelevant at that point.


Not only that, but $5,000 isn't actually a lot for a car anyway.
 
2020-06-02 9:02:27 PM  
Wrong kind of dough, guys.
 
2020-06-02 9:03:37 PM  
free pizza
 
2020-06-02 9:04:50 PM  
Beth Orton - Stolen Car
Youtube uJ35dnfYKrQ
 
2020-06-02 9:10:40 PM  

sirrerun: Subby, if you steal a car, the cost [to you] is $0.
If you use the stolen car to try to steal Little Caesars, yes, there's something wrong with you, but the value of the stolen car is irrelevant at that point.


But they didn't keep the car. It'd be like if I went up to you and offered you three pizzas for your car. Apparently you think that's a pretty deal.
 
2020-06-02 9:10:57 PM  

sirrerun: Subby, if you steal a car, the cost [to you] is $0.
If you use the stolen car to try to steal Little Caesars, yes, there's something wrong with you, but the value of the stolen car is irrelevant at that point.


Is it grand theft auto no matter the value?
 
2020-06-02 9:11:57 PM  
Impose Roman justice
 
2020-06-02 9:12:41 PM  
Hot and ready. Mom?
 
2020-06-02 9:15:58 PM  
I mean, it's Little Caesar's, so at least they didn't target an actual restaurant.
 
2020-06-02 9:23:26 PM  

Mikey1969: sirrerun: Subby, if you steal a car, the cost [to you] is $0.
If you use the stolen car to try to steal Little Caesars, yes, there's something wrong with you, but the value of the stolen car is irrelevant at that point.

Not only that, but $5,000 isn't actually a lot for a car anyway.


Apparently it's a thousand pizzas
 
M-G [TotalFark]
2020-06-02 9:24:54 PM  
They didn't get anything for their efforts.  Guess their friend on the inside didn't "forget" to put the money in the safe.
 
2020-06-02 9:33:58 PM  

Mikey1969: sirrerun: Subby, if you steal a car, the cost [to you] is $0.
If you use the stolen car to try to steal Little Caesars, yes, there's something wrong with you, but the value of the stolen car is irrelevant at that point.

Not only that, but $5,000 isn't actually a lot for a car anyway.


I still feel that estimate is hight though.  More like $3K-$4,500, depending on mileage.  And that's dealership prices.
 
2020-06-02 9:51:25 PM  
They might have expected to find cash in the store which is better than a stolen car that might be hard to sell if they do not have the criminal connections.
 
2020-06-02 9:55:11 PM  

talkertopc: They might have expected to find cash in the store which is better than a stolen car that might be hard to sell if they do not have the criminal connections.


This.
You need to know someone who can fence a car.
And I'm not sure THOSE guys would be interested in a $5,000 car.

Cash on the other hand is more convenient.
Speaking of which, don't fast food places do nightly deposits?

/oh, and never underestimate the income of cheap restaurants that have huge volume
 
2020-06-02 9:55:59 PM  

BlazeTrailer: Mikey1969: sirrerun: Subby, if you steal a car, the cost [to you] is $0.
If you use the stolen car to try to steal Little Caesars, yes, there's something wrong with you, but the value of the stolen car is irrelevant at that point.

Not only that, but $5,000 isn't actually a lot for a car anyway.

Apparently it's a thousand pizzas


Yeah, $5 for one of those pizzas is really high, actually. More like 2,000 pizzas.
 
2020-06-02 10:59:51 PM  

Farkhole: Hot and ready. Mom?


And she comes in 30 minutes or less.

Plus, she's so fat moist, she needs one of those white plastic tripod things to keep her underwear from sticking to her ass.
 
2020-06-02 11:02:40 PM  

Mikey1969: sirrerun: Subby, if you steal a car, the cost [to you] is $0.
If you use the stolen car to try to steal Little Caesars, yes, there's something wrong with you, but the value of the stolen car is irrelevant at that point.

Not only that, but $5,000 isn't actually a lot for a car anyway.


Hey, my car's worth less than that.  Oh...right.
 
2020-06-02 11:17:18 PM  

Prof. Frink: Farkhole: Hot and ready. Mom?

And she comes in 30 minutes or less.

Plus, she's so fat moist, she needs one of those white plastic tripod things to keep her underwear from sticking to her ass.


You sound like a professional so I'll leave the white plastic weirdo things to you.
/slowly backs out of thread
//fb is the father
///three for thee
 
2020-06-02 11:42:19 PM  

jtown: Mikey1969: sirrerun: Subby, if you steal a car, the cost [to you] is $0.
If you use the stolen car to try to steal Little Caesars, yes, there's something wrong with you, but the value of the stolen car is irrelevant at that point.

Not only that, but $5,000 isn't actually a lot for a car anyway.

Hey, my car's worth less than that.  Oh...right.


Yeah, mine is significantly less than that, but what do you expect for a '92 Cherokee with 260,000 miles on it? 😁
 
2020-06-02 11:54:35 PM  

Mikey1969: jtown: Mikey1969: sirrerun: Subby, if you steal a car, the cost [to you] is $0.
If you use the stolen car to try to steal Little Caesars, yes, there's something wrong with you, but the value of the stolen car is irrelevant at that point.

Not only that, but $5,000 isn't actually a lot for a car anyway.

Hey, my car's worth less than that.  Oh...right.

Yeah, mine is significantly less than that, but what do you expect for a '92 Cherokee with 260,000 miles on it? 😁


My other car is a Suzuki Samurai.  Hard top, baby!
 
2020-06-03 7:38:29 AM  

talkertopc: They might have expected to find cash in the store which is better than a stolen car that might be hard to sell if they do not have the criminal connections.


Nah.  We had a string of this very kind of crime a few years ago.  Which means it even could be the same guys, picking a new place to pull it.  They would steal the truck in the early morning, then crash it into a business.  They always picked a Chevy truck, about the same generation.  When it happened here, they focused on stealing cigarettes.  If it is the same guy, the stupid is too much to figure out why.
 
2020-06-03 8:01:18 AM  
Three million cars in Detroit. All stolen.
 
2020-06-03 12:31:28 PM  
I can understand. Sometimes you just gotta have a Pizza.
 
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