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(Consequence of Sound)   Nirvana bassist and Neville Longbottom lookalike Krist Novoselic praises Dear Leader for his excellent speech   (consequenceofsound.net) divider line
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2020-06-02 1:50:37 PM  
Clearly, the wrong guy blew his head off.
 
2020-06-02 2:02:41 PM  
Guys, lets not lose our heads about this.
 
2020-06-02 2:05:57 PM  
I hope another bass guitar falls on his stupid head.
 
2020-06-02 2:08:49 PM  
i don't know or care who that is, but speaking of Nirvana and lookalikes reminds me of reading in Rolling Stone, (i know, i know), so long ago i think Foo Fighters was new, the interviewer was waiting in line for a show with David Grohl, who started yelling Don't you know who i am?!
                                         i'm Andy Kaufman!
 
2020-06-02 2:24:27 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Clearly, the wrong guy blew his head off.


do I funny this, smart this, or both?

/i went with both
 
2020-06-02 3:04:32 PM  
You either go out in a blaze of glory, or you live long enough to put your heroin punk grunge past behind you and become a successful middle aged Republican defending the status quo.

They have blah bland middle class republican children
and blah bland middle class republican wives
Everclear - Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
Youtube xK_XWH7Ryd4
 
2020-06-02 3:36:29 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Clearly, the wrong guy blew his head off.


Somebody should spray paint this on his lawn
 
2020-06-02 4:52:39 PM  
Nirvana was an extraordinary band as it is. And that's why I am now so much more impressed by the fact that they decided to employ a severely mentally handicapped man as their bass guitar player and never even made a big deal out of it. I didn't even know that before today and I consider myself a fan.
 
2020-06-02 4:55:23 PM  
Translation: "I'm rich"
 
2020-06-02 4:56:45 PM  
He also said he voted for Gary Johnson in the 2016 presidential election.
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2020-06-02 5:09:19 PM  
As a political pundit, he's an excellent bass player.
 
2020-06-02 5:40:19 PM  
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2020-06-02 5:43:43 PM  
2011♫Derp, I wish I was your lover♫
2020 ♫I am stupid and contagious♫
 
2020-06-02 6:14:36 PM  
Yeah well you're only 60% of a guitar player and guitar players are idiots.

/guitar player
 
2020-06-02 6:18:11 PM  

ParallelUniverseParking: severely mentally handicapped man ... bass guitar player


You're repeating yourself.
 
2020-06-02 6:35:18 PM  
He needs his lithium...
 
2020-06-02 6:39:43 PM  
So, can we now stop looking to celebrities for social and spiritual guidance?

Asking for a couple billion friends.
 
2020-06-02 6:55:35 PM  
Ugh. Though I've read dozens of things far more horrifying today, this was still a small kick in the nuts. How disappointing.
 
2020-06-02 7:08:23 PM  
His twitter account has been deleted. Maybe not but there may be more to this story... hard  to believe a long-time voting rights champion like Novoselic would support Trump for... basically anything
 
2020-06-02 7:23:25 PM  
Republicans play bass with a pick.
 
2020-06-02 7:33:09 PM  
Norm Macdonald on Hitler
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2020-06-02 7:36:20 PM  
And this is why Nirvana sucked.
 
2020-06-02 7:37:41 PM  

JohnBigBootay: His twitter account has been deleted. Maybe not but there may be more to this story... hard  to believe a long-time voting rights champion like Novoselic would support Trump for... basically anything


Think he got hacked?
 
2020-06-02 7:39:36 PM  

poconojoe: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Clearly, the wrong guy blew his head off.

do I funny this, smart this, or both?

/i went with both


You smunnied it!
 
2020-06-02 7:44:09 PM  

brizzle365: So, can we now stop looking to celebrities for social and spiritual guidance?

Asking for a couple billion friends.


That is why I generally stay away from Twitter.
 
2020-06-02 7:46:03 PM  
Damn. Never meet your heroes read your heroes' social media.
 
2020-06-02 7:49:20 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: JohnBigBootay: His twitter account has been deleted. Maybe not but there may be more to this story... hard  to believe a long-time voting rights champion like Novoselic would support Trump for... basically anything

Think he got hacked?


I think that's likely. This makes ZERO sense.
 
2020-06-02 7:50:40 PM  

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"Hitler, you know, was born with only one testicle.  People say 'Oh, Hitler.  That guy had a lot of balls!'  Nope.  One!"
 
2020-06-02 7:53:14 PM  

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"Hitler, you know, was born with only one testicle.  People say 'Oh, Hitler.  That guy had a lot of balls!'  Nope.  One!"


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2020-06-02 7:53:33 PM  

Bslim: poconojoe: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Clearly, the wrong guy blew his head off.

do I funny this, smart this, or both?

/i went with both

You smunnied it!


Nope.  Funny + Smart = Fart.

You Farted it.
 
2020-06-02 7:55:16 PM  
Lol. He uses Facebook.  He's an old person.
 
2020-06-02 8:08:32 PM  
That is disappointing.
 
2020-06-02 8:08:42 PM  

darch: ViolentEastCoastCity: JohnBigBootay: His twitter account has been deleted. Maybe not but there may be more to this story... hard  to believe a long-time voting rights champion like Novoselic would support Trump for... basically anything

Think he got hacked?

I think that's likely. This makes ZERO sense.


Is it that surprising? Cobain wrote all of Nirvana's songs. Then, when he died, rather than do like Dave Grohl and learn how to write his own material that people want to hear, Krist settled in for 2 and half decades of riding the legacy of his friend's corpse.

It's not really that much of a shock that he'd be a Trumper, IMO.
 
2020-06-02 8:43:56 PM  
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2020-06-02 9:08:36 PM  
He's been spending a lot of time in rural Washington amongst *those* kinds of people.

I figured he'd just turn into a Bruce Campbell kinda guy... nope.
 
2020-06-02 9:09:15 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: As a political pundit, he's an excellent bass player.


He plays bass like a goddamn honky who hates black people.
 
2020-06-02 9:11:38 PM  
"Imagine if so-called 'patriot militias' were raising this kind of hell? If this were the case, left wing people would welcome federal intervention," Novoselic remarked.

He's not wrong here.  Granted, he's utterly clueless throughout the rest of the article, but he managed to blind-squirrel this one.
 
2020-06-02 9:13:38 PM  

Mouser: "Imagine if so-called 'patriot militias' were raising this kind of hell? If this were the case, left wing people would welcome federal intervention," Novoselic remarked.

He's not wrong here.  Granted, he's utterly clueless throughout the rest of the article, but he managed to blind-squirrel this one.


So-called "patriot militias" were raising that kind of hell in DC. They were wearing badges.
Nothing was happening until the police started shooting teargas.
 
2020-06-02 9:34:08 PM  
People protest being oppressed. A racist call it leftist carp. Other racists nod approvingly.

Same asit ever was.
 
2020-06-02 9:37:02 PM  

edmo: People protest being oppressed. A racist call it leftist carp. Other racists nod approvingly.

Same asit ever was.


Carp is a lousy fish. Has nothing to do with race.
 
2020-06-02 10:08:24 PM  

JohnBigBootay: His twitter account has been deleted. Maybe not but there may be more to this story... hard  to believe a long-time voting rights champion like Novoselic would support Trump for... basically anything


People can change... and get weird as they get older.  I mean he's 55 years old.  When I was a kid that would be an "old person".   (I'm younger than Krist but still kinda old)
 
2020-06-02 10:14:40 PM  
Such strong...
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2020-06-02 10:15:22 PM  
He's a farking hick from Aberdeen. What'd you expect? He's growing into what he was born to be.

Kurt would have not. He got it.

(Your gun joke here will be clever because junkies deserve to die.)
 
2020-06-02 10:19:22 PM  

slobberbone: He's a farking hick from Aberdeen. What'd you expect? He's growing into what he was born to be.

Kurt would have not. He got it.

(Your gun joke here will be clever because junkies deserve to die.)


I finally had to look it up, but Dave Grohl was born in Ohio and moved to Virginia as a kid. Still doesn't make Ohio cool, however.
 
2020-06-02 10:26:21 PM  
I see Gen-x's descent into conservative shiatbaggery is reaching a middle.
 
2020-06-02 10:38:27 PM  

Xythero: ee Gen-x's descent into conservative shiatbaggery is reaching


Ok shiatbaggy Boomer.
 
2020-06-02 10:47:38 PM  
Are we sure he wasnt hacked? Or did he just age into an old asshole somehow? I thought he became a leftie activist after nirvana
 
2020-06-02 10:49:50 PM  

stoli n coke: Mouser: "Imagine if so-called 'patriot militias' were raising this kind of hell? If this were the case, left wing people would welcome federal intervention," Novoselic remarked.

He's not wrong here.  Granted, he's utterly clueless throughout the rest of the article, but he managed to blind-squirrel this one.

So-called "patriot militias" were raising that kind of hell in DC. They were wearing badges.
Nothing was happening until the police started shooting teargas.


Other than Lafayette Park being burned down, no, nothing happening at all.
 
2020-06-02 10:52:32 PM  
Krist, what an asshole
 
2020-06-02 10:56:27 PM  

The Zen Philosopher Basho: Krist, what an asshole


fark, I knew there was something I was missing. Kudos.
 
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