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2020-06-02 6:13:05 PM  
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2020-06-02 6:46:29 PM  
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
 
2020-06-02 6:49:54 PM  
I just want to ride my motorcycle.
 
2020-06-02 6:50:03 PM  
FTFA: Man faces assault charge for hitting VTrans worker with pickle

Where no VTrans has gone before!
 
2020-06-02 6:50:04 PM  
hasn't that poor kid suffered enough?!
 
2020-06-02 6:51:23 PM  
I see the Pickle Surprise has been posted, so...

Real Genius - Why am I the only person who has that dream?
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2020-06-02 6:52:11 PM  
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2020-06-02 6:52:16 PM  
also, what a previous place of employment does to pickles:

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2020-06-02 6:57:06 PM  
The extremely wide disparity of what may or may not constitute an assault charge and how it ends up getting applied perpetually astounds me. They gotta get a sliding scale
Soft brined pickle = 0.8 / 10
 
2020-06-02 6:59:24 PM  
Thankfully there have been no spaghetti incidents since 1993.
 
2020-06-02 7:02:45 PM  
Fta: 'it caused him pain..."

Jees bud, should we call your mommy?
 
2020-06-02 7:04:10 PM  

xanadian: Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.


And with the amount of vinegar in a pickle it's a douche too
 
2020-06-02 7:08:01 PM  
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2020-06-02 7:08:42 PM  

Salmon: Fta: 'it caused him pain..."

Jees bud, should we call your mommy?


Disability, lawsuits, get paid.
 
2020-06-02 7:10:41 PM  
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2020-06-02 7:10:51 PM  
👁 Firesign Theatre - Nick Danger - Cut 'Em Off at the Past! Pt.1
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2020-06-02 7:10:54 PM  
Man I love my state.
 
2020-06-02 7:15:50 PM  
I'm tired of this timeline, can we go back to a more sane version?
 
2020-06-02 7:16:10 PM  

berylman: The extremely wide disparity of what may or may not constitute an assault charge and how it ends up getting applied perpetually astounds me. They gotta get a sliding scale
Soft brined pickle = 0.8 / 10


The laws have been amped up regarding people throwing items at highway workers. Projectiles flying at 60+ miles per hour can kill. I've done highway work and it's dangerous enough without some asshole throwing things at you. So, and I mean this with the greatest respect, fark you.
 
2020-06-02 7:17:34 PM  

Grand_Theft_Audio: I'm tired of this timeline, can we go back to a more sane version?


Wait until you see what August is like.
 
2020-06-02 7:18:18 PM  

Flappyhead: Thankfully there have been no spaghetti incidents since 1993.


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2020-06-02 7:18:20 PM  
"No way to prevent this", says only nation where this regularly happens.
 
2020-06-02 7:20:15 PM  
The laws have been amped up regarding people throwing items at highway workers. Projectiles flying at 60+ miles per hour can kill. I've done highway work and it's dangerous enough without some asshole throwing things at you. So, and I mean this with the greatest respect, fark you.

Fair enough. I really should RTFA to get that it was tossed out of a speeding car. Definitely not an advocate of that under any circumstance
 
2020-06-02 7:21:17 PM  

Salmon: Fta: 'it caused him pain..."

Jees bud, should we call your mommy?


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2020-06-02 7:21:23 PM  

chitownmike: xanadian: Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

And with the amount of vinegar in a pickle it's a douche too


Multitasking ..
 
2020-06-02 7:22:15 PM  
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2020-06-02 7:22:57 PM  
That speed was enough to cause pain, and establish too fast in a work zone. Fines doubled
 
2020-06-02 7:24:38 PM  

Salmon: Fta: 'it caused him pain..."

Jees bud, should we call your mommy?


Pain is subjective. Ever get a paper cut? It's painful. It's not a going to debilitate you for life, but it hurts. Get lemon juice in that cut? Same thing.

The article doesn't say how fast the car was going, but I imagine that getting hit with a pickle going 20 or 30 MPH would hurt more than a little.
 
2020-06-02 7:29:44 PM  
34 and still throwing things out car windows. His parents must be proud.
 
2020-06-02 7:30:38 PM  
Oh damn, that brings back memories. It's gotta be going on 15 years since that pickle went where no pickle had gone before...
 
2020-06-02 7:36:20 PM  
A pickle dropped from orbit has the explosive power of a nuclear weapon, clearly pickles are deadly.
 
2020-06-02 7:41:19 PM  

Nobody in Peculiar: Salmon: Fta: 'it caused him pain..."

Jees bud, should we call your mommy?

Pain is subjective. Ever get a paper cut? It's painful. It's not a going to debilitate you for life, but it hurts. Get lemon juice in that cut? Same thing.

The article doesn't say how fast the car was going, but I imagine that getting hit with a pickle going 20 or 30 MPH would hurt more than a little.


Especially if it's one of those mondo pickles they sell at ren-fairs
 
2020-06-02 7:42:55 PM  
im not sure why, but its making me extremely happy to know that this happened. and may go to court.
 
2020-06-02 8:15:43 PM  
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2020-06-02 8:26:05 PM  
He was just trying to design a new men's magazine is all
 
2020-06-02 8:30:13 PM  

LoneVVolf: Oh damn, that brings back memories. It's gotta be going on 15 years since that pickle went where no pickle had gone before...


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2020-06-02 8:34:21 PM  

uncleacid: 34 and still throwing things out car windows. His parents must be proud.


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2020-06-02 8:34:49 PM  
If it had been a woman he hit. It would have been sexual assault.
 
2020-06-02 8:38:06 PM  
local police were successful in locating and arresting the allegedly guilty party. on a pickle charge.
 
2020-06-02 8:50:13 PM  
 
2020-06-02 8:53:12 PM  

sinko swimo: local police were successful in locating and arresting the allegedly guilty party. on a pickle charge.


TFA says it was a passenger that threw the pickle.

I'd like to think the driver pulled over and booted the idiot from the car immediately.
 
2020-06-02 9:09:18 PM  
That's not really a pickle incident.
It's a littering incident with a victim hit with said litter.
 
2020-06-02 9:41:39 PM  
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2020-06-02 9:47:30 PM  

Rusty Trommbone: im not sure why, but its making me extremely happy to know that this happened. and may go to court.


I work highway heavy construction and this type of behavior should not be condoned.

We get enough from people yelling dumb sit at us.
 
2020-06-02 11:01:43 PM  

Johnson29555: Rusty Trommbone: im not sure why, but its making me extremely happy to know that this happened. and may go to court.

I work highway heavy construction and this type of behavior should not be condoned.

We get enough from people yelling dumb sit at us.


in a past life I had to pick up trash along the sides of the highways with the gang after a stint in jail (they gave us good boys the option of doing this or staying in on weekends) and people would chuck shiat at us all the time. We were pretty recognizable with the fashion show and the guards and vans and stuff.

I never got pegged but I used to find it pretty hilarious at times, the half full slurpees and McDonalds shakes were pure comedy when they made their target; the half full cans of coke weren't quite so amusing.
 
2020-06-02 11:18:33 PM  
He should thank his lucky charms it wasn't worse.
 
2020-06-02 11:33:06 PM  
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2020-06-03 1:30:25 AM  
Obligatory:

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."
 
2020-06-03 3:39:46 AM  
Boldly going where no man has gone before.
 
2020-06-03 7:15:39 AM  

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