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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   Man dead after trying to blow up ATM. See, that's why you never go ATM, you burn your lips   (kiro7.com) divider line
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2020-06-02 3:26:31 PM  
One of the other incidents:
Looters use explosives to open up ATMs
Youtube z-vHh3J27aM

Any Farkers have an idea as to what type of explosives they used? Seems too big to be M80s
 
2020-06-02 3:42:56 PM  

WoolyManwich: One of the other incidents:
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Any Farkers have an idea as to what type of explosives they used? Seems too big to be M80s


Impossible to tell from that video, but M-80's make a much bigger boom if you confine them inside something like a trash can or a toilet bowl. So, if that was inside the machine it would be a lot louder and more devastating, but still not enough bang to get into the cash box part.

You need a shaped charge, cutting torch, or a giant metal saw...

No way they got in with that little bang.
 
2020-06-02 4:09:02 PM  
Looks like he succeeded. That won't buff out.
 
2020-06-02 4:17:03 PM  
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2020-06-02 4:32:15 PM  
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2020-06-02 4:36:56 PM  
I guess he... cashed out
 
2020-06-02 4:37:36 PM  
The guy who died clearly valued property over human life. Shame.
 
2020-06-02 4:38:14 PM  
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2020-06-02 4:38:52 PM  
I almost die just from withdrawal fees
 
2020-06-02 4:40:16 PM  
Subby apologies to your Mom, tell her I'll pick-up some chap stick for her tonight
 
2020-06-02 4:42:39 PM  
Oh no, not the multi trillion dollar banks.
 
2020-06-02 4:45:47 PM  
This is a recycled "segregationist tries to blow up school bus" joke from the 1960s
 
2020-06-02 4:46:30 PM  
Wil E. Coyote you are not.
 
2020-06-02 4:46:33 PM  
Never go ATM.
 
2020-06-02 4:47:25 PM  

The_Sponge: Wil E. Coyote you are not.


Yeah, he always came back for another set piece.
 
2020-06-02 4:50:52 PM  
Did I say ass to trout?

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2020-06-02 4:51:21 PM  

NewportBarGuy: WoolyManwich: One of the other incidents:
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Any Farkers have an idea as to what type of explosives they used? Seems too big to be M80s

Impossible to tell from that video, but M-80's make a much bigger boom if you confine them inside something like a trash can or a toilet bowl. So, if that was inside the machine it would be a lot louder and more devastating, but still not enough bang to get into the cash box part.


Still sounded pretty boomy for M-80s.   Maybe these were the bigger kind we used to call blockbusters...like two or three times the size of an M-80.
 
2020-06-02 4:53:15 PM  
Ok boomer
 
2020-06-02 4:57:43 PM  
Do you think you used enough dynamite
Youtube hHXK2t50S-8
 
2020-06-02 4:58:11 PM  

SwiftFox: This is a recycled "segregationist tries to blow up school bus" joke from the 1960s


Have sex.
 
2020-06-02 5:24:57 PM  

Abox: NewportBarGuy: WoolyManwich: One of the other incidents:
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Any Farkers have an idea as to what type of explosives they used? Seems too big to be M80s

Impossible to tell from that video, but M-80's make a much bigger boom if you confine them inside something like a trash can or a toilet bowl. So, if that was inside the machine it would be a lot louder and more devastating, but still not enough bang to get into the cash box part.

Still sounded pretty boomy for M-80s.   Maybe these were the bigger kind we used to call blockbusters...like two or three times the size of an M-80.


Half stick or 3/4 stick? Could be...

If it were me, I'd use some 1/4" pipe and black powder. But... I know that beating up the CFO and getting his bank account info and transferring it through a few dozen accounts, Bitcoin and cashing out overseas would make you a lot more than some ATM outside the Piggly Wiggly.
 
2020-06-02 5:25:38 PM  
Such a (yawn) shame.
 
2020-06-02 5:37:47 PM  
This video shows a lot of what wasn't covered on news affiliates. Starts at 54:31 right before someone successfully went ATM.

Philly Riots Kensington & Allegheny
Youtube j0GnuqXEVgo
 
2020-06-02 5:56:49 PM  
Well, he got what he deserved.
 
2020-06-02 6:05:27 PM  
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They have an entire university dedicated to ATM. Hell, they even have their own football team!

/ sort of
 
2020-06-02 6:48:42 PM  
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2020-06-02 6:52:42 PM  
Good one subby, +1. ;)
 
2020-06-02 10:41:57 PM  
Hoist with his own petard.
 
2020-06-03 5:27:07 AM  
His last words were, "Skank, skank, skank, skank, skank..."
 
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