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    More: Followup, Marriage, Manslaughter, Kellie Chauvin, Murder, Police, Twin Cities Pioneer Press, police officers, Southeast Asia  
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2020-06-02 4:08:31 PM  
Feeding him to the tigers is not cruel enough.
 
2020-06-02 5:54:29 PM  
and the titles to both of their homes

so nothing will be left for the civil suit from the floyd family
 
2020-06-02 6:07:15 PM  
No pics? We
 
2020-06-02 6:08:12 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: and the titles to both of their homes

so nothing will be left for the civil suit from the floyd family


They b scum
 
2020-06-02 6:08:42 PM  
A second cousin twice removed or some shiat, her first name is Shavaun.  That has to suck.
 
2020-06-02 6:11:43 PM  
It's a step in hiding the money and the properties.
 
2020-06-02 6:12:25 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: and the titles to both of their homes

so nothing will be left for the civil suit from the floyd family


This x1000 ^^
 
2020-06-02 6:13:15 PM  

Linkster: A second cousin twice removed or some shiat, her first name is Shavaun.  That has to suck.


It's only one letter away from Shevaun, which is just a variation of Siobhan.
 
2020-06-02 6:13:39 PM  

bluorangefyre: Feeding him to the tigers is not cruel enough.


I was just hoping she wouldn't kill him before putting him through the meat grinder.
 
2020-06-02 6:13:49 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: and the titles to both of their homes

so nothing will be left for the civil suit from the floyd family


That's fine. They can garnish any future wages these shiatbags manage.

/ yeah, no GED in law here
 
2020-06-02 6:13:59 PM  
It's a shame that his family has to pay the price for what he has done.

But then, it's also a shame than an innocent man died a horrible death.  And it's also a shame that 1000's of business owners lost their livelihood right at the moment that it seemed like things might turn around for them.  It's a shame that our tax dollars will be paying to clean up this mess for years.  It's a shame that people are STILL out protesting.  It's a shame that the President tear gassed a bunch of people because they were peacefully interfering with his photo op.  It's a shame that this happened right in the middle of a pandemic that is now going to get its second wave earlier than expected.

See, lots of people have been inconvenienced by this.  Maybe his family will take the side of those protesting against exactly the sort of person her husband is.
 
2020-06-02 6:14:57 PM  
No sympathy for the police officer but ya this guy's life went from being a country music song to Merle Haggard's Greatest Hits in one week.
 
2020-06-02 6:15:14 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: and the titles to both of their homes

so nothing will be left for the civil suit from the floyd family


Hmm... username checks out.
 
2020-06-02 6:15:21 PM  
nice dude is she similarly hot?
 
2020-06-02 6:15:48 PM  

drewogatory: Linkster: A second cousin twice removed or some shiat, her first name is Shavaun.  That has to suck.

It's only one letter away from Shevaun, which is just a variation of Siobhan.


I remember Shevaun being a margerine brand from the 70s. I can even hear the jingle in my head: "If you think it's butter, but it's not, it's Shevaun".
 
2020-06-02 6:16:45 PM  
White supremacist cop with a wife from Laos.

I doubt it was a healthy marriage between 2 people who saw each others as equals and partners.

I don't know this for fact, but my spidey-senses tell me so.

I hope she escapes his stigma.
 
2020-06-02 6:17:30 PM  
Can we put a knee on the neck of tiger king bullshiat please?
 
2020-06-02 6:18:03 PM  
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The best tigers. Bigly tigers. I could feed a man to a tiger on Fifth Avenue and no one would care.
 
2020-06-02 6:31:21 PM  

OkieDookie: [Fark user image image 425x318]

The best tigers. Bigly tigers. I could feed a man to a tiger on Fifth Avenue and no one would care.


Oh gods, I need eye bleach.
 
2020-06-02 6:33:41 PM  

Captain Shaky: White supremacist cop with a wife from Laos.


A loathsome racist right-winger with an Asian mail-order bride? How unique!
 
2020-06-02 6:34:23 PM  

OkieDookie: [Fark user image 425x318]

The best tigers. Bigly tigers. I could feed a man to a tiger on Fifth Avenue and no one would care.


that is truly scary. and not a bad shoop
 
2020-06-02 6:37:18 PM  
Chauvinists also seen looking for new moniker.
 
2020-06-02 6:42:09 PM  
I can't help but infer from the timing, and the name change that she was more like a hostage than a wife.

/40% of police families experience domestic abuse
 
2020-06-02 6:42:18 PM  
Sorry biatch. The death happened while you had joined assets so liability to still attached to all of it. Can't run out the back door with all the money.
 
2020-06-02 6:42:22 PM  
hot take: she's only doing this a publicity stunt to keep herself safe.  Her husband's idea most likely.  They're still going to be together in any capacity possible, especially when he's acquitted.
 
2020-06-02 6:44:32 PM  

Linkster: A second cousin twice removed or some shiat, her first name is Shavaun.  That has to suck.


Assuming she's Irish, she can change it to the correct spelling of Siobhan.
 
2020-06-02 6:44:42 PM  
Are any policemen who support the murderer male Chauvin-ist pigs?

/sorry
 
2020-06-02 6:44:42 PM  

Kalyco Jack: OkieDookie: [Fark user image image 425x318]

The best tigers. Bigly tigers. I could feed a man to a tiger on Fifth Avenue and no one would care.

Oh gods, I need eye bleach.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-06-02 6:44:57 PM  

akya: I can't help but infer from the timing, and the name change that she was more like a hostage than a wife.

/40% of police families experience domestic abuse


Or she is exactly like him. They've been married 10 years. She was around for all of those complaints and his previous shooting. If she gets all the money than the cop can just live with her after the acquittal / insignificant conviction with only time-served. Suckers
 
2020-06-02 6:45:59 PM  

Nick Nostril: drewogatory: Linkster: A second cousin twice removed or some shiat, her first name is Shavaun.  That has to suck.

It's only one letter away from Shevaun, which is just a variation of Siobhan.

I remember Shevaun being a margerine brand from the 70s. I can even hear the jingle in my head: "If you think it's butter, but it's not, it's Shevaun".


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2020-06-02 6:49:41 PM  
A few of my friends have dated cops. Each one has a different horror story, but they all include finding out about his wife, stalking and threats.

Cops - not even once.
 
2020-06-02 6:52:19 PM  
Change her name so it is more difficult to find her.
Divorce and "settle" so that almost all of their property is in her name.

Remain together and divorced so as to shield their property from lawsuits.

Or rather, hopefully from our perspective, he remains in prison for the rest of his life.
 
2020-06-02 6:53:19 PM  

madgonad: akya: I can't help but infer from the timing, and the name change that she was more like a hostage than a wife.

/40% of police families experience domestic abuse

Or she is exactly like him. They've been married 10 years. She was around for all of those complaints and his previous shooting. If she gets all the money than the cop can just live with her after the acquittal / insignificant conviction with only time-served. Suckers


I wouldn't be so certain.  I've worked with a domestic violence counselor, and the degree of secrecy between spouses is often, not sometimes, but often pretty incredible.

She might not have asked or even cared about his job as long as the checkbook had a decent balance left over every month after all the payments were made.

She doesn't seem stupid, but she didn't seem to be the kind to have control over the family business, either.

I'm not trying to absolve her, but I do think there's far too little information available right now to make these claims that several Farkers are making.  It's not time to condemn her.
 
2020-06-02 6:54:51 PM  

madgonad: akya: I can't help but infer from the timing, and the name change that she was more like a hostage than a wife.

/40% of police families experience domestic abuse

Or she is exactly like him. They've been married 10 years. She was around for all of those complaints and his previous shooting. If she gets all the money than the cop can just live with her after the acquittal / insignificant conviction with only time-served. Suckers


Or maybe she finally feels safe in leaving him, for the first time in 10 years.
 
2020-06-02 6:56:00 PM  
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2020-06-02 6:56:34 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Captain Shaky: White supremacist cop with a wife from Laos.

A loathsome racist right-winger with an Asian mail-order bride? How unique!


Been in the Army 17 years and I've seen a lot of knuckle dragging racists married to Asian women. Specially...Asian women. White guys married to literally any other race tended to be pretty liberal but the guys married to Asians mocked their wives family and accents and treated them like dirt...it was absolutely disgusting.

I admit I'm speaking in generalities and solely from my own experience and am in no way trying to make claims that all white guys that marry Asians are racist.
 
2020-06-02 6:59:40 PM  

rhodabear: A few of my friends have dated cops. Each one has a different horror story, but they all include finding out about his wife, stalking and threats.

Cops - not even once.


shiat.  A cousin or something on my fiance's side was married to a cop, got divorced and married another one.  They look identical to each other,and some other expected similarities.
 
2020-06-02 6:59:41 PM  

JesseL: madgonad: akya: I can't help but infer from the timing, and the name change that she was more like a hostage than a wife.

/40% of police families experience domestic abuse

Or she is exactly like him. They've been married 10 years. She was around for all of those complaints and his previous shooting. If she gets all the money than the cop can just live with her after the acquittal / insignificant conviction with only time-served. Suckers

Or maybe she finally feels safe in leaving him, for the first time in 10 years.


THIS
 
2020-06-02 7:06:21 PM  

madgonad: Sorry biatch. The death happened while you had joined assets so liability to still attached to all of it. Can't run out the back door with all the money.


Actually...
 
2020-06-02 7:06:49 PM  

MSBFDffpm: Kalyco Jack: OkieDookie: [Fark user image image 425x318]

The best tigers. Bigly tigers. I could feed a man to a tiger on Fifth Avenue and no one would care.

Oh gods, I need eye bleach.


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DO NOT TAKE INTERNALLY
 
2020-06-02 7:11:01 PM  
One Hmong doesn't make a wife...
 
2020-06-02 7:12:47 PM  

MSBFDffpm: Kalyco Jack: OkieDookie: [Fark user image image 425x318]

The best tigers. Bigly tigers. I could feed a man to a tiger on Fifth Avenue and no one would care.

Oh gods, I need eye bleach.

[Fark user image image 237x390]


I know people are really joking when they say they need eye bleach.

what have they ever really tried it? It is an amazingly good way to forget about whatever you saw that's bothering you. Once you apply a good amount of I bleach, I promise you'll forget all about it!
 
2020-06-02 7:13:21 PM  
A friend tried to hook me up with a cop when I was in my twenties but she had weird eyebrows so it didn't go anywhere.
 
2020-06-02 7:14:19 PM  
Reminder that 40% of police abuse their spouses, and reporting them goes very badly.

Interesting timing on this divorce, when he's locked away and can't hurt her.
 
2020-06-02 7:15:12 PM  
"Chauvin was born in Laos and later moved to Wisconsin after her family fled a refugee camp. She has two children from her previous marriage, the Twin Cities Pioneer Press reported in a profile of Kellie Chauvin in 2018.

In the same profile, she said she met Derek Chauvin at the medical center where she worked when he brought a suspect in for a health check before bringing them to jail.In 2018, she competed for Mrs. Minnesota, a pageant for married Minnesotans. Her platform, she told the Pioneer Press, involved buying groceries for police officers and military members, rescuing animals and volunteering with a nonprofit for Hmong women, an ethnic group from southeast Asia that she belongs to, who recently moved to the US."
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2020-06-02 7:18:05 PM  
Derek's new wife gonna hate you anyway.
 
2020-06-02 7:19:22 PM  

Program User: I do think there's far too little information available right now to make these claims that several Farkers are making.  It's not time to condemn her.


Shall we remind you what website you are on?
 
2020-06-02 7:19:40 PM  
SPECULATION NATION IS ON THE CASE.
 
2020-06-02 7:20:42 PM  

El Trolo: MSBFDffpm: Kalyco Jack: OkieDookie: [Fark user image image 425x318]

The best tigers. Bigly tigers. I could feed a man to a tiger on Fifth Avenue and no one would care.

Oh gods, I need eye bleach.

[Fark user image 237x390]

DO NOT TAKE INTERNALLY


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-06-02 7:22:54 PM  

Salmon: A friend tried to hook me up with a cop when I was in my twenties but she had weird eyebrows so it didn't go anywhere.


Was it the Sharpies?  Please don't tell me it was the Sharpies.

/never trust women who draw on their eyebrows!
 
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