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(Daily Mail)   If you got a boob job from a dentist, don't be surprised if the results are terrifying   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-06-02 3:37:34 PM  
They look like a massive nut sack.
 
2020-06-02 3:47:17 PM  
Excuse me ma'am, why are your breasts smiling at me?
 
2020-06-02 4:16:50 PM  
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2020-06-02 4:33:09 PM  
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2020-06-02 5:06:13 PM  
Mammae dentata?
 
2020-06-02 5:07:02 PM  
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2020-06-02 5:07:23 PM  
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2020-06-02 5:07:40 PM  
What was wrong with the factory-original equipment?
 
2020-06-02 5:08:54 PM  
Next: getting your teeth done by a proctologist.
 
2020-06-02 5:09:05 PM  
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2020-06-02 5:10:44 PM  
I'm not going to post the picture here but, trust me, the botched job looks like a flesh-colored Grover from Sesame Street with no eyes and his twin looking over a cliff.
 
2020-06-02 5:11:41 PM  
Also, I'm aware that you can't "look" without eyes but.....just trust me.
 
2020-06-02 5:12:51 PM  
Fitness model.

/pole dance?
 
2020-06-02 5:15:22 PM  
I got scoped by a proctologist with poor depth perception
 
2020-06-02 5:17:32 PM  
You don't get breast augmentation from a dentist.  You don't get a valve job from a grocery clerk. Like you don't elect a (skewed) reality show player to public office.
 
2020-06-02 5:17:36 PM  
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2020-06-02 5:19:12 PM  
The dentist in question?

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2020-06-02 5:19:27 PM  
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2020-06-02 5:19:37 PM  

cheap_thoughts: Next: getting your teeth done by a proctologist.


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2020-06-02 5:21:18 PM  
Remember to floss between your boobs
 
2020-06-02 5:22:03 PM  
To be fair the article says she did not know he was a dentist. I guess the chair did not clue her in.
 
2020-06-02 5:22:22 PM  
The dentist in question.
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2020-06-02 5:24:35 PM  
In the dentist's defense, he did manage to get rid of those weird plaques in her L1 and R1.
 
2020-06-02 5:28:07 PM  
vagina mammaria dentata?
 
2020-06-02 5:28:20 PM  
If you ever wondered what the opposite of the phrase "tits up" was...
 
2020-06-02 5:29:59 PM  

RyansPrivates: vagina mammaria dentata?


Came here to say breastgina dentatas.
 
2020-06-02 5:30:22 PM  

madgonad: What was wrong with the factory-original equipment?


Absolutely nothing.

It makes me sad that we live in a world where anyone feels so bad about themselves that they do these kind of things. The fitness modeling industry is so toxic.
 
2020-06-02 5:31:21 PM  
Nipples that bite back?
 
2020-06-02 5:33:09 PM  
boobs, the both of them.
 
2020-06-02 5:33:30 PM  
I really wish young women would understand that not all men are boob-centric.  There is absolutely nothing wrong with a nice A or B cup.

To be completely honest, pay more attention to your hair, skin, teeth, and speech mannerisms...  dress and act like someone who is interesting, and someone will be interested...  in you, not the two sacks of fat on your chest.
 
2020-06-02 5:35:49 PM  
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2020-06-02 5:36:22 PM  

GrogSmash: I really wish young women would understand that not all men are boob-centric.  There is absolutely nothing wrong with a nice A or B cup.

To be completely honest, pay more attention to your hair, skin, teeth, and speech mannerisms...  dress and act like someone who is interesting, and someone will be interested...  in you, not the two sacks of fat on your chest.


Hope she sees this bro
 
2020-06-02 5:36:28 PM  

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Da fuk?
 
2020-06-02 5:42:05 PM  

GrogSmash: albuquerquehalsey: [Fark user image image 850x1370]

Da fuk?


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2020-06-02 5:42:28 PM  

GrogSmash: albuquerquehalsey: [Fark user image image 850x1370]

Da fuk?


Youkoso Nihon.
 
2020-06-02 5:46:45 PM  
Sweetheart, really? Why would you think, you'd need a boob job? Desperate to attract the wrong kind of guys?

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2020-06-02 5:48:04 PM  
Don't care, saw boobs.
 
2020-06-02 5:49:53 PM  
 
2020-06-02 5:50:54 PM  
If you are stupid enough to go to a dentist for a boob job, I guess you'll trust anyone.
 
2020-06-02 5:52:05 PM  

SurelyShirley: Sweetheart, really? Why would you think, you'd need a boob job? Desperate to attract the wrong kind of guys?

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is she a Vulcan?
 
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2020-06-02 5:53:28 PM  

GrogSmash: I really wish young women would understand that not all men are boob-centric.  There is absolutely nothing wrong with a nice A or B cup.

To be completely honest, pay more attention to your hair, skin, teeth, and speech mannerisms...  dress and act like someone who is interesting, and someone will be interested...  in you, not the two sacks of fat on your chest.


Dude...
 
2020-06-02 5:55:08 PM  

madgonad: What was wrong with the factory-original equipment?


Genetic predisposition to the nipples getting all smeary. And that's the one thing the surgery didn't change.
 
2020-06-02 5:55:44 PM  
1000cc implants? I thought the max size was 800cc.
 
2020-06-02 5:57:48 PM  
Probably woulda caught that had she bothered to show up for her six-month cleaning.
 
2020-06-02 5:57:49 PM  

talkertopc: To be fair the article says she did not know he was a dentist. I guess the chair did not clue her in.


A dentist touching a woman's boobs...how unsurprising.
 
2020-06-02 5:59:45 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: 1000cc implants? I thought the max size was 800cc.


I believe the saying is "You can cc, but can't touch this."
 
2020-06-02 6:00:08 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: 1000cc implants? I thought the max size was 800cc.


She tried to go from an A cup to a DD.

Enjoy the backaches!
 
2020-06-02 6:01:43 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: 1000cc implants? I thought the max size was 800cc.


800cc's is for turbocharged models.  1000cc's is for normally-aspirated versions.
 
2020-06-02 6:02:32 PM  
I don't know what makes her more of a brainiac, going to a dentist for breast augmentation or not having the faintness idea of the qualifications of somebody who is going to do surgery her.
 
2020-06-02 6:02:51 PM  
I'll never understand why women get boob jobs (other than recovering mastectomy patients), but I'm a guy so I can't tell them what to do and can't shame them if they do. It's not my body, but it's not my preference.
 
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