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(KUTV Utah)   Everyone: Is that all you've got 2020? We're still standing 2020: Activate Yellowstone super volcano   (kutv.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, dozen earthquakes, Yellowstone National Park, National Park Service, United States, National park, Fort Yellowstone, Mission 66, 1980 eruption of Mount St. Helens  
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2020-06-02 2:31:03 PM  
Okay, who had "Super Volcano"?

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2020-06-02 3:02:11 PM  
Yellowstone doesn't have the GUTS.

You heard me, you sweltering hive of multichromatic archea bacterial scum!
 
2020-06-02 3:07:03 PM  
At this point, I honestly don't care. Go ahead, erupt. Like it's gonna matter.
 
2020-06-02 3:07:10 PM  
Didn't we just do this thread yesterday?
 
2020-06-02 3:08:00 PM  
That would REALLY OWN the LIBS, guys!
 
2020-06-02 3:08:48 PM  

Herr Morgenstern: Didn't we just do this thread yesterday?


Ja.
 
2020-06-02 3:09:27 PM  

croesius: Okay, who had "Super Volcano"?

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Things could be worse.  We could be invaded by dragonbats.
 
2020-06-02 3:09:30 PM  
FTFA: "A swarm of earthquakes is not unusual for the area."

But hey, we're going to report on it anyway because .... EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!
 
2020-06-02 3:09:35 PM  
"President in twitter war with volcano"
 
2020-06-02 3:11:46 PM  

Herr Morgenstern: Didn't we just do this thread yesterday?


No, it was 3 months ago.
Checks calendar.
God, this week has been the longest year of my life.
 
2020-06-02 3:12:08 PM  
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2020-06-02 3:12:36 PM  
So a place that sees 1000-3000 quakes a year is leaning to the high end of the numbers this time


Whoop de farking do?
 
2020-06-02 3:12:42 PM  

rcain: FTFA: "A swarm of earthquakes is not unusual for the area."

But hey, we're going to report on it anyway because .... EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!


That click-bait ain't gonna click itself.
 
2020-06-02 3:12:50 PM  

rcain: FTFA: "A swarm of earthquakes is not unusual for the area."

But hey, we're going to report on it anyway because .... EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!


Two minutes.
I already had that copied.
:(
 
2020-06-02 3:13:16 PM  
Fark off, subby.  A swarm of earthquakes is not unusual for the area.

I'm now a skeptic of everything.  Well, not everything.  On full moons, I like to set out a nice bowl of fresh human remains to keep the werewolves at bay and out of my house.
 
2020-06-02 3:15:58 PM  
Big Woo is upset because the park has been closed and we haven't sacrificed any stupid tourists lately.
 
2020-06-02 3:18:31 PM  
Activate Yellowstone VERY STRONGLY

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2020-06-02 3:18:35 PM  
DNRTFA. Beyond the quakes, as long as the magma chamber under the lakes doesn't start swelling, we should be sitting pretty.
 
2020-06-02 3:18:41 PM  
Can we send in the National Guard? I'm sure they would know what to do.
 
2020-06-02 3:20:07 PM  
I read that as:

born_yesterday: DNRTFA. Beyond the quakes, as long as the MAGA chamber under the lakes doesn't start swelling, we should be sitting pretty.


We're boned
 
2020-06-02 3:21:09 PM  
I could sure use an asteroid about now
 
2020-06-02 3:22:03 PM  

Resident Muslim: rcain: FTFA: "A swarm of earthquakes is not unusual for the area."

But hey, we're going to report on it anyway because .... EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!

Two minutes.
I already had that copied.
:(


LOL, me too.
/10 minutes
 
2020-06-02 3:22:09 PM  
FTFA

A swarm of earthquakes is not unusual for the area.


\nothing to see here.
\\unless you want to see something.
\\\which is kind of the definition of delusional behavior.
 
2020-06-02 3:22:14 PM  
How does one taunt a supervolcano into exploding?
 
2020-06-02 3:22:30 PM  

WhackingDay: At this point, I honestly don't care. Go ahead, erupt. Like it's gonna matter.


Hey now, we don't all live in America.
/or a Corona hot-spot
//or the Northern Hemisphere for that matter.
 
2020-06-02 3:24:09 PM  
At this point, the supervolcano would almost be welcomed.
 
2020-06-02 3:24:15 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: How does one taunt a supervolcano into exploding?


Point out that giant meteor has better odds?

Threaten to re-release "The Core" in Imax? It'll go off just to spare everyone from that atrocity.
 
2020-06-02 3:28:21 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: How does one taunt a supervolcano into exploding?


Line up a bunch of virgins just outside the caldera and don't throw them in.

Try Reddit.
 
2020-06-02 3:28:27 PM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: croesius: Okay, who had "Super Volcano"?

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Things could be worse.  We could be invaded by dragonbats.


I'm hand-feeding my dragonbats as I read this, so I'm getting a kick.......
 
2020-06-02 3:34:12 PM  
It's actually fine if it quakes a lot.

It's when it's quiet for too long, building up pressure, that means the big one is coming.
 
2020-06-02 3:35:02 PM  
Up to 3,000 quakes per year, according to TFA. So eight a day usually. Today it was eleven.
 
2020-06-02 3:35:45 PM  

sleep lack: WhackingDay: At this point, I honestly don't care. Go ahead, erupt. Like it's gonna matter.

Hey now, we don't all live in America.
/or a Corona hot-spot
//or the Northern Hemisphere for that matter.


I don't feel like you're getting the real 2020 experience then. Must be nice
 
2020-06-02 3:43:41 PM  

WhackingDay: sleep lack: WhackingDay: At this point, I honestly don't care. Go ahead, erupt. Like it's gonna matter.

Hey now, we don't all live in America.
/or a Corona hot-spot
//or the Northern Hemisphere for that matter.

I don't feel like you're getting the real 2020 experience then. Must be nice


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2020-06-02 3:45:07 PM  
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2020-06-02 3:46:29 PM  

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Alright... that was farking hilarious!
Thanks for the laugh.
 
2020-06-02 3:48:07 PM  
I'm OK with it spewing out its guts all over the nation and the world.
 
2020-06-02 3:48:20 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: How does one taunt a supervolcano into exploding?


Toss in a happy fun ball.
 
2020-06-02 3:48:55 PM  
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2020-06-02 3:50:40 PM  

hammettman: Fark off, subby.  A swarm of earthquakes is not unusual for the area.

I'm now a skeptic of everything.  Well, not everything.  On full moons, I like to set out a nice bowl of fresh human remains to keep the werewolves at bay and out of my house.


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WHAT AN ATBAY MIGHT LOOK LIKE.
 
2020-06-02 3:51:09 PM  

croesius: Okay, who had "Super Volcano"?

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Bring it!
 
2020-06-02 3:52:16 PM  

dittybopper: hammettman: Fark off, subby.  A swarm of earthquakes is not unusual for the area.

I'm now a skeptic of everything.  Well, not everything.  On full moons, I like to set out a nice bowl of fresh human remains to keep the werewolves at bay and out of my house.

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WHAT AN ATBAY MIGHT LOOK LIKE.


This is so cool.
 
2020-06-02 3:53:26 PM  
I feel like this article comes out about this time of year, every year.
 
2020-06-02 3:58:14 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: How does one taunt a supervolcano into exploding?


Poke it with a stick...

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2020-06-02 4:00:19 PM  

enterprise213: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: croesius: Okay, who had "Super Volcano"?

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Things could be worse.  We could be invaded by dragonbats.

I'm hand-feeding my dragonbats as I read this, so I'm getting a kick.......


I hope you're not neglecting your angry molesting trees, scarecrow folk or dismemberment goblins.

Or Kevin.  Especially Kevin.
 
2020-06-02 4:10:07 PM  
What...why...?

ACTUAL HEADLINE: Yellowstone behaves predictably
 
2020-06-02 4:10:16 PM  

edmo: Up to 3,000 quakes per year, according to TFA. So eight a day usually. Today it was eleven.


So it goes to 11. Cool :)
 
2020-06-02 4:15:38 PM  

croesius: Okay, who had "Super Volcano"?

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Executive branch.
 
2020-06-02 4:20:43 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: edmo: Up to 3,000 quakes per year, according to TFA. So eight a day usually. Today it was eleven.

So it goes to 11. Cool :)


Don't even look at it.
 
2020-06-02 4:25:48 PM  
Elton John - I'm Still Standing
Youtube ZHwVBirqD2s
 
2020-06-02 4:31:55 PM  
2012 Super volcano eruption
Youtube 6GAxVSMwVYg
 
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