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(Twitter)   Trump didn't just have the area around St John's cleared for his ridiculous photo op. He had the priest of the diocese driven away from their church with gas for his ridiculous photo op   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-06-02 7:26:42 AM  
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2020-06-02 7:32:27 AM  
Trump is the enemy of the people.
 
2020-06-02 7:35:25 AM  
If Obama had forced clergymen off church property, Fox News, Rush Limbaugh and Alex Jones would have spontaneously exploded.

//and nothing of value would have been lost
 
2020-06-02 7:35:43 AM  

Jake Havechek: Trump is the enemy of the people.


And possibly the Southern US military if they decide just to 'follow orders'.
 
2020-06-02 7:39:59 AM  

Devolving_Spud: If Obama had forced clergymen off church property, Fox News, Rush Limbaugh and Alex Jones would have spontaneously exploded.

//and nothing of value would have been lost


I'm sure the evangelicals who support Trump will find some biblical justification for this.  Or they could just rely on the old "God spoke to me and said Donald Trump can do totes whatever."
 
2020-06-02 7:44:37 AM  
"I am now a force to be reckoned with."

He wanted a holy war. He just got one.
 
2020-06-02 7:48:46 AM  

Close2TheEdge: Devolving_Spud: If Obama had forced clergymen off church property, Fox News, Rush Limbaugh and Alex Jones would have spontaneously exploded.

//and nothing of value would have been lost

I'm sure the evangelicals who support Trump will find some biblical justification for this.  Or they could just rely on the old "God spoke to me and said Donald Trump can do totes whatever."


women priests are an affront to god or some such.
 
2020-06-02 7:48:54 AM  
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2020-06-02 7:52:01 AM  

Ambivalence: Close2TheEdge: Devolving_Spud: If Obama had forced clergymen off church property, Fox News, Rush Limbaugh and Alex Jones would have spontaneously exploded.

//and nothing of value would have been lost

I'm sure the evangelicals who support Trump will find some biblical justification for this.  Or they could just rely on the old "God spoke to me and said Donald Trump can do totes whatever."

women priests are an affront to god or some such.


Nah. They'll rely on the old secular fallback of "restoring order".
 
2020-06-02 7:54:01 AM  

Close2TheEdge: I'm sure the evangelicals who support Trump will find some biblical justification for this.


He's fulfilling prophecy in the Book of Revelation.

We're currently in the middle of Chapter 12. We begin Chapter 13 at the beginning of July, 42 months into the Trump presidency. My interpretation is that Trump will grant "direct authority" to Kushner, who will introduce "COVID-19 passports" as a back-door "show your papers" scheme, and without which nobody will be able to work or shop (see: "the mark of the Beast").

BTW, I started this whole Revelation schtick as a stupid joke, but as events unfold I increasingly finding myself re-reading closely, looking for loopholes.
 
2020-06-02 7:55:07 AM  
Please everyone, we must get him out of office, make sure you VOTE BLUE in Nov.
 
2020-06-02 7:55:33 AM  
Well now he's farked directly with Episcopalians.  See if anyone talks to him at the next coffee hour.

/I'll hold back the plate of homemade cookies until he's gone then announce "look what I found!" and bring them in.
 
2020-06-02 7:55:45 AM  

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2020-06-02 7:57:45 AM  

growinthings: Please everyone, we must get him out of office, make sure you VOTE BLUE in Nov.


This. Also get involved in local politics.  They have more impact on your day to day life than you think.
 
2020-06-02 8:03:35 AM  

Ambivalence: Close2TheEdge: Devolving_Spud: If Obama had forced clergymen off church property, Fox News, Rush Limbaugh and Alex Jones would have spontaneously exploded.

//and nothing of value would have been lost

I'm sure the evangelicals who support Trump will find some biblical justification for this.  Or they could just rely on the old "God spoke to me and said Donald Trump can do totes whatever."

women priests are an affront to god or some such.


Ding. That's roughly the 3rd comment on the YouTube interview.
 
2020-06-02 8:11:14 AM  
Can you just imagine how fast something like this would kill a political career, a re-election campaign and make the person a piriah in society--if we lived in a world that even remotely resembled reality.
 
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2020-06-02 8:16:29 AM  

HugeMistake: Close2TheEdge: I'm sure the evangelicals who support Trump will find some biblical justification for this.

He's fulfilling prophecy in the Book of Revelation.

We're currently in the middle of Chapter 12. We begin Chapter 13 at the beginning of July, 42 months into the Trump presidency. My interpretation is that Trump will grant "direct authority" to Kushner, who will introduce "COVID-19 passports" as a back-door "show your papers" scheme, and without which nobody will be able to work or shop (see: "the mark of the Beast").

BTW, I started this whole Revelation schtick as a stupid joke, but as events unfold I increasingly finding myself re-reading closely, looking for loopholes.


You realise that Kushner's business address is 666 5th avenue, right? The bible says 'the number of the beast' - i don't know about you but if I received a vision of a massive building with '666' plastered on it, that's exactly how i'd have written it down back then.
 
2020-06-02 8:16:50 AM  
The only way this photo op could have been more of a complete failure is if Trump had murdered someone in front of the church
 
2020-06-02 8:17:20 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: Can you just imagine how fast something like this would kill a political career, a re-election campaign and make the person a piriah in society--if we lived in a world that even remotely resembled reality.


Judging by the reaction I'm pretty sure it did
 
2020-06-02 8:31:50 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Sorelian's Ghost: Can you just imagine how fast something like this would kill a political career, a re-election campaign and make the person a piriah in society--if we lived in a world that even remotely resembled reality.

Judging by the reaction I'm pretty sure it did


Congatulations on waking up from your year coma, let me fill you in on some stuff that has been going on while you were sleeping.
 
2020-06-02 8:32:18 AM  
Were the 2 Corinthians injured?
 
2020-06-02 8:32:37 AM  
Four year coma.

DAMMIT!
 
2020-06-02 8:37:01 AM  
Desecrating holy ground so he can hold a Bible hostage for a photo.
Don't worry Trump, I'm praying for you.
Specifically, Psalm 109:8-16

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2020-06-02 8:42:36 AM  

Jake Havechek: Trump is the enemy of the people.


Republicans are the enemy of the people.
 
2020-06-02 8:43:04 AM  
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2020-06-02 8:43:21 AM  
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2020-06-02 8:43:50 AM  

Ambivalence: Close2TheEdge: Devolving_Spud: If Obama had forced clergymen off church property, Fox News, Rush Limbaugh and Alex Jones would have spontaneously exploded.

//and nothing of value would have been lost

I'm sure the evangelicals who support Trump will find some biblical justification for this.  Or they could just rely on the old "God spoke to me and said Donald Trump can do totes whatever."

women priests are an affront to god or some such.


A female friend of mine, a chaplain, just texted me this morning asking me to teach her to shoot.

I told her to think on it, because she's very much not that person, but if she comes back and says she's sure then I'll teach her.
 
2020-06-02 8:45:23 AM  

growinthings: Please everyone, we must get him out of office, make sure you VOTE BLUE in Nov.


But I'm just not inspired to not be beaten to death at the hands of right-wing paramilitaries.  You need to inspire me.
 
2020-06-02 8:45:53 AM  
Every Christian denomination in the country should be turning on him right now, but then again they should have turned on him at caging children. Or two Corinthians. Or "grab them by the pussy." Or mocking a disabled report on tv. Or mocking a dying black man telling police that he couldn't breathe. Or f*cking another woman just after his wife had given birth.

But we all know that most Christian denominations in this country are just as sh*tty and worthless as he is.
 
2020-06-02 8:49:05 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: The only way this photo op could have been more of a complete failure is if Trump had murdered someone in front of the church


Give him time.....
 
2020-06-02 8:49:12 AM  
Religious people will be upset at this. Conservatives will not be.
 
2020-06-02 8:49:57 AM  

Snatch Bandergrip: Jake Havechek: Trump is the enemy of the people.

Republicans are the enemy of the people.


Anyone have a timestamp of when "The GOP is the greatest threat this country has ever known" was Boobiesed?
 
2020-06-02 8:50:20 AM  

The Department of Inadvisably Applied Magic: Every Christian denomination in the country should be turning on him right now, but then again they should have turned on him at caging children. Or two Corinthians. Or "grab them by the pussy." Or mocking a disabled report on tv. Or mocking a dying black man telling police that he couldn't breathe. Or f*cking another woman just after his wife had given birth.

But we all know that most Christian denominations in this country are just as sh*tty and worthless as he is shiattier than Trump.


FTFY

/ and you will know they are Christians by their complicit silence
 
2020-06-02 8:50:37 AM  
Even the Kurgan respected holy ground.

WTF is wrong with these people?
 
2020-06-02 8:50:57 AM  
Will no one rid Trump* of these turbulent priests?
 
2020-06-02 8:51:13 AM  
he looked so pissed that the bible didn't have "Holy Bible" on the front of it in biggly letters. He tried to hold it side ways for a second so everyone could see it was a bible.
 
2020-06-02 8:51:28 AM  
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2020-06-02 8:52:35 AM  

growinthings: Please everyone, we must get him out of office, make sure you VOTE BLUE in Nov.


Vote Green for die.
 
2020-06-02 8:53:39 AM  
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I agree with Scott Walker, but I think the word guts should be replaced with audacity or gall. Screw everything, clear out everyone so I can get my new campaign ad posted on the official White House Twitter account.
 
2020-06-02 8:53:56 AM  

HugeMistake: Close2TheEdge: I'm sure the evangelicals who support Trump will find some biblical justification for this.

He's fulfilling prophecy in the Book of Revelation.

We're currently in the middle of Chapter 12. We begin Chapter 13 at the beginning of July, 42 months into the Trump presidency. My interpretation is that Trump will grant "direct authority" to Kushner, who will introduce "COVID-19 passports" as a back-door "show your papers" scheme, and without which nobody will be able to work or shop (see: "the mark of the Beast").

BTW, I started this whole Revelation schtick as a stupid joke, but as events unfold I increasingly finding myself re-reading closely, looking for loopholes.


Xai: HugeMistake: Close2TheEdge: I'm sure the evangelicals who support Trump will find some biblical justification for this.

He's fulfilling prophecy in the Book of Revelation.

We're currently in the middle of Chapter 12. We begin Chapter 13 at the beginning of July, 42 months into the Trump presidency. My interpretation is that Trump will grant "direct authority" to Kushner, who will introduce "COVID-19 passports" as a back-door "show your papers" scheme, and without which nobody will be able to work or shop (see: "the mark of the Beast").

BTW, I started this whole Revelation schtick as a stupid joke, but as events unfold I increasingly finding myself re-reading closely, looking for loopholes.

You realise that Kushner's business address is 666 5th avenue, right? The bible says 'the number of the beast' - i don't know about you but if I received a vision of a massive building with '666' plastered on it, that's exactly how i'd have written it down back then.


Y'all missed this story, perhaps?

https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-​a​merican-evangelicals-spot-the-antichri​st-heres-the-biblical-predictions/
 
2020-06-02 8:54:00 AM  

enry: growinthings: Please everyone, we must get him out of office, make sure you VOTE BLUE in Nov.

This. Also get involved in local politics.  They have more impact on your day to day life than you think.


You don't even have to run for office either. In major cities (even Charlotte!) there are commissions you can join that meet once a month which have a crazy amount of power. I was browsing the listings before everything went to absolute thunderdome and was shocked that I could just sign up and WHAM I'm in charge of libraries or public school oversight.
 
2020-06-02 8:55:39 AM  

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Good grief they violated sanctuary.
 
2020-06-02 8:56:09 AM  

Private_Citizen: Desecrating holy ground so he can hold a Bible hostage for a photo.
Don't worry Trump, I'm praying for you.
Specifically, Psalm 109:8-16

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So, I like it in general, but it hits a snag at this point:

"may strangers plunder the fruits of his labor"

Those poor strangers are going to walk away empty handed...
 
2020-06-02 8:57:11 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: The only way this photo op could have been more of a complete failure is if Trump had murdered someone in front of the church


No, no, the church on 5th Ave is St Patrick's, the Catholic cathedral. Easy mistake to make.
 
2020-06-02 8:57:18 AM  

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it's not even a good photo op! he looks like a petulant child being forced by his parents to hold up a trophy he didn't even want to compete for.

"I'm holding the Bible, see? Did we get the picture? Good, let's go; I'm missing a Hannity rerun for this"
 
2020-06-02 8:57:19 AM  
For wherever two or three gather in my name, tear gas them or they will make you look like a jerk
 
2020-06-02 8:57:29 AM  

HugeMistake: Close2TheEdge: I'm sure the evangelicals who support Trump will find some biblical justification for this.

He's fulfilling prophecy in the Book of Revelation.

We're currently in the middle of Chapter 12. We begin Chapter 13 at the beginning of July, 42 months into the Trump presidency. My interpretation is that Trump will grant "direct authority" to Kushner, who will introduce "COVID-19 passports" as a back-door "show your papers" scheme, and without which nobody will be able to work or shop (see: "the mark of the Beast").

BTW, I started this whole Revelation schtick as a stupid joke, but as events unfold I increasingly finding myself re-reading closely, looking for loopholes.


John: You said the end will start with trumpets?

God: No, that's Trump/Pence.

John: Right, trumpets.

God: .... fark it, they'll figure it out.
 
2020-06-02 8:57:54 AM  

kyuzokai: HugeMistake: Close2TheEdge: I'm sure the evangelicals who support Trump will find some biblical justification for this.

He's fulfilling prophecy in the Book of Revelation.

We're currently in the middle of Chapter 12. We begin Chapter 13 at the beginning of July, 42 months into the Trump presidency. My interpretation is that Trump will grant "direct authority" to Kushner, who will introduce "COVID-19 passports" as a back-door "show your papers" scheme, and without which nobody will be able to work or shop (see: "the mark of the Beast").

BTW, I started this whole Revelation schtick as a stupid joke, but as events unfold I increasingly finding myself re-reading closely, looking for loopholes.

Xai: HugeMistake: Close2TheEdge: I'm sure the evangelicals who support Trump will find some biblical justification for this.

He's fulfilling prophecy in the Book of Revelation.

We're currently in the middle of Chapter 12. We begin Chapter 13 at the beginning of July, 42 months into the Trump presidency. My interpretation is that Trump will grant "direct authority" to Kushner, who will introduce "COVID-19 passports" as a back-door "show your papers" scheme, and without which nobody will be able to work or shop (see: "the mark of the Beast").

BTW, I started this whole Revelation schtick as a stupid joke, but as events unfold I increasingly finding myself re-reading closely, looking for loopholes.

You realise that Kushner's business address is 666 5th avenue, right? The bible says 'the number of the beast' - i don't know about you but if I received a vision of a massive building with '666' plastered on it, that's exactly how i'd have written it down back then.

Y'all missed this story, perhaps?

https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-a​merican-evangelicals-spot-the-antichri​st-heres-the-biblical-predictions/


Not sure when that was posted, but this has been my go-to since summer 2016 when David Willis posted it:

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2020-06-02 8:58:49 AM  
This will finally be the incident that ends his presidency.

Finally
 
2020-06-02 8:59:02 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: Can you just imagine how fast something like this would kill a political career, a re-election campaign and make the person a piriah in society--if we lived in a world that even remotely resembled reality.


But it's Donald J. Goddamn Bootstraps, and he's just so goddamn charismatic.

/I'm beyond sick of these assholes
 
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