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1502 clicks; posted to Geek » on 02 Jun 2020 at 7:04 AM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-02 9:11:04 AM  
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2020-06-01 11:41:40 PM  
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2020-06-02 8:49:14 AM  
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I am quite disappointed that all of the 'TV Go Home' and Unnovations' items that used to be on the net have now vanished.

There was a good item you could order from Unnovations which was a pig you could fark which had been genetically engineered to have your own face. A link to that would have been perfect for this thread.

The next best item (IMO) was the burglar deterrent which was a genetically engineered 6 year old with no eyes, ears, or nose which would stand in the corner of your living room mumbling, gargling and groaning. You would become used to it over time but any burglar who broke in would be so disturbed by it they would need admitting to a mental institution.

"Please buy one, we have a warehouse full and they are driving us nuts."
 
2020-06-02 8:43:29 AM  
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2020-06-02 8:14:57 AM  
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In addition, Hybri is not only designed for sexual purposes; you can also use the app to build your ideal friend or recreate a deceased loved one.

How about building my ideal friend who is also a deceased loved one...

...who I fark
 
2020-06-02 9:02:30 AM  
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SirDigbyChickenCaesar: 8tReAsUrEz: This could actually be useful to limit aggressive stalking. If those morans have "virtual" interaction with their obsession, it may reduce the compulsion to contact the real person.

if anything it would fuel them more to go after the real person.


Not necessarily.

Evidence Mounts: More Porn, Less Sexual Assault.

Not sure if the word "mounts" was intended to be a pun or not.
 
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