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1490 clicks; posted to Geek » on 02 Jun 2020 at 7:04 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-01 11:26:08 PM  
Subby, you can f*** anything. You should hear the stories some of my friends who work in E.R. unit tell about those situations or just read something like this:
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/v7​4​mgb/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectu​ms-last-year

However, the part about about seeing a deceased loved one could be of real use to grieving people, esp the elderly. There are people like in this article who it might be a comfort for (and good on AT&T for helping her out):
https://www.today.com/news/widow-reco​v​ers-treasured-voicemail-late-husband-a​fter-t-steps-t109110

/I won't try it as I know it would be too much to deal with
 
2020-06-01 11:41:40 PM  
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2020-06-02 7:30:00 AM  
Of course you can.

But lets be honest, this is just to get off to. That'll be 99% of this program's purpose.

It's a Program Designed Only For farking.

ProDoFF.
 
2020-06-02 7:33:32 AM  
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Well, the app is going to have access to your CC in order to pay the prostitute.
 
2020-06-02 7:39:00 AM  
This could actually be useful to limit aggressive stalking. If those morans have "virtual" interaction with their obsession, it may reduce the compulsion to contact the real person.
 
2020-06-02 8:14:57 AM  
In addition, Hybri is not only designed for sexual purposes; you can also use the app to build your ideal friend or recreate a deceased loved one.

How about building my ideal friend who is also a deceased loved one...

...who I fark
 
2020-06-02 8:15:18 AM  

8tReAsUrEz: This could actually be useful to limit aggressive stalking. If those morans have "virtual" interaction with their obsession, it may reduce the compulsion to contact the real person.


I'd have thought it would have the opposite effect
 
2020-06-02 8:16:33 AM  

8tReAsUrEz: This could actually be useful to limit aggressive stalking. If those morans have "virtual" interaction with their obsession, it may reduce the compulsion to contact the real person.


if anything it would fuel them more to go after the real person.
 
2020-06-02 8:43:29 AM  
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2020-06-02 8:49:14 AM  
I am quite disappointed that all of the 'TV Go Home' and Unnovations' items that used to be on the net have now vanished.

There was a good item you could order from Unnovations which was a pig you could fark which had been genetically engineered to have your own face. A link to that would have been perfect for this thread.

The next best item (IMO) was the burglar deterrent which was a genetically engineered 6 year old with no eyes, ears, or nose which would stand in the corner of your living room mumbling, gargling and groaning. You would become used to it over time but any burglar who broke in would be so disturbed by it they would need admitting to a mental institution.

"Please buy one, we have a warehouse full and they are driving us nuts."
 
2020-06-02 8:54:26 AM  
Would this be worth anyone's time?
 
2020-06-02 9:02:30 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: 8tReAsUrEz: This could actually be useful to limit aggressive stalking. If those morans have "virtual" interaction with their obsession, it may reduce the compulsion to contact the real person.

if anything it would fuel them more to go after the real person.


Not necessarily.

Evidence Mounts: More Porn, Less Sexual Assault.

Not sure if the word "mounts" was intended to be a pun or not.
 
2020-06-02 9:11:04 AM  
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2020-06-02 9:33:14 AM  

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Well, the app is going to have access to your CC in order to pay the prostitute.


This was my first thought exactly.
 
2020-06-02 9:59:50 AM  

emtwo: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: 8tReAsUrEz: This could actually be useful to limit aggressive stalking. If those morans have "virtual" interaction with their obsession, it may reduce the compulsion to contact the real person.

if anything it would fuel them more to go after the real person.

Not necessarily.

Evidence Mounts: More Porn, Less Sexual Assault.

Not sure if the word "mounts" was intended to be a pun or not.


except stalking is typically a mental illness.  After spending time with the "virtual" victim he can see that he was right and that they are in fact perfect for each other.
 
2020-06-02 10:47:08 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: emtwo: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: 8tReAsUrEz: This could actually be useful to limit aggressive stalking. If those morans have "virtual" interaction with their obsession, it may reduce the compulsion to contact the real person.

if anything it would fuel them more to go after the real person.

Not necessarily.

Evidence Mounts: More Porn, Less Sexual Assault.

Not sure if the word "mounts" was intended to be a pun or not.

except stalking is typically a mental illness.  After spending time with the "virtual" victim he can see that he was right and that they are in fact perfect for each other.


It all stems from being mentally unwell, my friend. Rape, assault, stalking, whatever. We have solid evidence that limited fantasy indulgence of these things goes a long way to prevent unrestrained real-life acting out of these fantasies.
 
2020-06-02 5:02:16 PM  
Misspelled words in headlines trigger the same kind of skepticism I give Russian fake-news bots and Nigerian princes.  Especially misspelled two-letter words.
 
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