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(Slate)   "I am a 57-year-old guy, a widower for the past four years. I am successful and still considered good looking for my age. I've dated women, but my online porn addiction has made me attracted to college-age men my son's age. Should I go for it?"   (slate.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, Human sexuality, Human sexual behavior, Sexual intercourse, Pornography, Oral sex, 57-year-old guy, online porn, Foreplay  
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277 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 02 Jun 2020 at 6:06 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-01 10:51:25 PM  
Isn't the answer always butt stuff?
 
2020-06-01 10:54:52 PM  
Between this guy and me, one of us doing porn very wrong.
 
2020-06-01 11:05:12 PM  
I think it is linked to my teenage years in an all-male boarding school when I was quite sexually active with other similarly aged boys.

I went to boarding school from 6-9 grade.

And other than a lot lot jerking off in bunk beds there were no dudes farking each other in my crowd.  We were too busy finger banging the girls from the school across the way.
 
2020-06-01 11:09:50 PM  
My bullsh*t sense is tingling...
 
2020-06-01 11:27:28 PM  
I mean, if it's legit, then go fark dudes. Live your best life.

That said, as long as they're 18 or older, it's legal, but it that doesn't make it not a little skeevy.
 
2020-06-02 12:59:13 AM  

theflatline: I think it is linked to my teenage years in an all-male boarding school when I was quite sexually active with other similarly aged boys.

I went to boarding school from 6-9 grade.

And other than a lot lot jerking off in bunk beds there were no dudes farking each other in my crowd.  We were too busy finger banging the girls from the school across the way.


Soooo.... gay since the beginning?
 
2020-06-02 2:45:26 AM  
He should definitely go get some dick, but realtalk if you are old enough you don't get carded at bars and you're needing to check the ID of the people you're farking to make sure they're 18, the literal only thing between you and pedophilia is the fear of the law. And any fear subsides with exposure.
 
2020-06-02 6:02:52 AM  

BizarreMan: Isn't the answer always butt stuff?


Butt stuff.  The answer is always butt stuff.

Thank God for Slate bringing us some kind of normalcy today.  Butt stuff.  Always butt stuff.
 
2020-06-02 7:34:28 AM  
It took you until age 57 to figure out that you are gay? That seems like.... a long time.
 
2020-06-02 7:34:53 AM  
Or, of course, bi.
 
2020-06-02 7:55:41 AM  
Well we all have our unique tastes.....
 
2020-06-02 7:56:46 AM  
Depends. What are you wearing?

/ba dum chee
 
2020-06-02 9:30:33 AM  

pkjun: He should definitely go get some dick, but realtalk if you are old enough you don't get carded at bars and you're needing to check the ID of the people you're farking to make sure they're 18, the literal only thing between you and pedophilia is the fear of the law. And any fear subsides with exposure.


Yeah. No. You've run off the rails there, dude.
 
2020-06-02 9:38:03 AM  
Sure buddy, young men are dying to have sex with you just like those 18-year old babes are dying to jump in bed with us old straight guys.
 
2020-06-02 10:07:52 AM  
Depends on how much frozen imitation crab meat you have
 
2020-06-02 12:34:54 PM  
Dear Concerned and Horny,
On-line gay porn addictions are common amongst successful, good-looking men. Do not be afraid to share your insights publicly at the supermarket or public park. And never forget, you are not gay.
 
2020-06-02 2:03:21 PM  
My online pron addition has me seeking out Mexican midgets and donkeys.
 
2020-06-02 2:24:33 PM  
Sorry pal. Middle aged men pursuing 'college aged' girls is a fun fantasy for your porn channel, but doing so in real life is creepy at best and predatory at worst (depends on power balance). Really no different when the interest is gay. It is a bit different when the middle aged gender is reversed. It isn't fair, but since when has life been fair.
 
2020-06-02 3:02:22 PM  
something something, Lost Language of Cranes, but i have to start dinner so fill in the snark yourselves please.
 
2020-06-02 3:31:02 PM  
Depends on how much money you have to pay those young guys, because that's likely the route you'd have to take. And don't leave them alone around your stuff.

/watches too many true crime shows
 
2020-06-02 4:11:10 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: theflatline: I think it is linked to my teenage years in an all-male boarding school when I was quite sexually active with other similarly aged boys.

I went to boarding school from 6-9 grade.

And other than a lot lot jerking off in bunk beds there were no dudes farking each other in my crowd.  We were too busy finger banging the girls from the school across the way.

Soooo.... gay since the beginning?


Or just bi since the beginning, and shifting more toward one or the other as time passed.  Known several people like that.
 
2020-06-02 4:35:48 PM  
is the college age guy your stepson and does his "sister" walk in and join the fun halfway through? If so then go for it nothing is more natural.
 
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