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(Hickory Daily Record)   Unmanned boat takes off down lake, hits pontoon boat, runs aground before crashing into house. TA-DAAAAH (pic)   ( divider line
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2020-06-01 9:27:12 PM  
Whose boat is this?
2020-06-01 9:47:53 PM  
Ain't you folks ever seen a houseboat before?

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2020-06-01 9:57:26 PM  
The Naked Gun - Runaway Car
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2020-06-02 1:23:21 AM  
Did Finnegan fall out of "Game Over"?
2020-06-02 1:30:28 AM  
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2020-06-02 1:34:48 AM  
That's sexist.
2020-06-02 1:37:58 AM  

fusillade762: That's sexist.

I looked and felt around for hours, but I could not find the man in the boat.
2020-06-02 1:52:40 AM  
"It was miraculous in every sense of the word no one was killed or even hurt," Gleason said.

No, if an unmanned, full-throttle boat in the middle of some low boater density lake next to the middle of backhills nowhere actually killed or hurt someone, it would be a low probability event, and thus a "miracle" in your eyes.  But you took your near injurious collision anecdotal experience to new levels and are basically saying that it's a miracle that YOU weren't killed or hurt.  But putting it in a third person perspective.   Which is appropriate because god is the trinity, or 3rd person shooting perspective.  Point made.
2020-06-02 2:03:37 AM  
Sorry, subby, but official vocab guidelines require we say "crewed" not "manned" because it's a bit sexist, see?
2020-06-02 2:21:05 AM  

vygramul: Sorry, subby, but official vocab guidelines require we say "crewed" not "manned" because it's a bit sexist, see?

Aha!  But you don't need a whole crew to run a small boat.  Just one. So it would have to be "unpersoned".
2020-06-02 2:28:26 AM  

vudukungfu: Whose boat is this?

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2020-06-02 2:46:57 AM  
That happens at Lake Havasu all the time. At least three times a day in the summer.

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2020-06-02 3:55:45 AM  
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2020-06-02 6:18:05 AM  
Caddyshack-Full boat accident scene.
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2020-06-02 11:27:44 AM  
I got the vision of a house close to the water reading the headline, reality, not so much.
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