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(Fox News)   For those of you planning ahead, it looks like July or August's major 2020 issue will be hurricanes as the season is off to a busy start   (foxnews.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Tropical cyclone, Atlantic hurricane season, tropical depression, third possible named storm of the season, National Hurricane Center, remnants of Pacific Tropical Storm Amanda, hurricane season, area of disturbed weather  
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2020-06-01 6:27:46 PM  
I can see it now. Cat shiats Floriduh, swoops up all the Covid there, and then up thru GA, TN, KY, and into OH with the Covidnado.

/ I know, nothing of value...
 
2020-06-01 8:08:21 PM  
Meh. Then move to somewhere that doesnt get hurricanes every year.
 
2020-06-01 8:08:35 PM  
People better hope they don't get hit with a hurricane the same day Twitter flags one of Bunker Don's tweets. Because we all know where he'll send federal resources.
 
2020-06-01 8:10:23 PM  
At this point in 2020, I really wouldn't mind another Irma coming through (this time while I'm actually in the house, just cave the roof like last time but bury me under it and I might be good).
 
2020-06-01 8:11:54 PM  
Mom please flush it all away
 
2020-06-01 8:13:00 PM  

Nick Nostril: I can see it now. Cat shiats Floriduh, swoops up all the Covid there, and then up thru GA, TN, KY, and into OH with the Covidnado.

/ I know, nothing of value...


And nothing of value will be lost in the rural areas.
 
2020-06-01 8:14:01 PM  
Hurricanes will be welcome relief.
 
2020-06-01 8:14:25 PM  
Good. Kill me. Tired of this.

/east coast
 
2020-06-01 8:15:17 PM  
hey drew you better keep something to burn the database in case supreme leader decided to use it to find dissidents in the coming days/months
 
2020-06-01 8:15:17 PM  

SlashBlot: Nick Nostril: I can see it now. Cat shiats Floriduh, swoops up all the Covid there, and then up thru GA, TN, KY, and into OH with the Covidnado.

/ I know, nothing of value...

And nothing of value will be lost in the rural areas.


Except crops and cattle and stuff. You know, edibles.
 
2020-06-01 8:17:39 PM  

Nick Nostril: I can see it now. Cat shiats Floriduh, swoops up all the Covid there, and then up thru GA, TN, KY, and into OH with the Covidnado.

/ I know, nothing of value...


$20 says Covidnado is going to premiere on SyFy in January 2021.
 
2020-06-01 8:20:45 PM  
East Coasters always making a big fuss over a little wind.
 
2020-06-01 8:23:41 PM  
So...

Easy Mode
 
2020-06-01 8:25:17 PM  

lenfromak: SlashBlot: Nick Nostril: I can see it now. Cat shiats Floriduh, swoops up all the Covid there, and then up thru GA, TN, KY, and into OH with the Covidnado.

/ I know, nothing of value...

And nothing of value will be lost in the rural areas.

Except crops and cattle and stuff. You know, edibles.


Nah, rural Trumpers had their chance. My tax dollars aren't going to subsidize their ignorant, uneducated, uncultured third world view any longer. It's time to cut off the rural red states. They can pull themselves up by their bootstraps like the rest of us.
 
2020-06-01 8:26:51 PM  
With any luck, the virus will infect the cops, the hornets will eat the virus, and then the hurricanes will kill the hornets.
 
2020-06-01 8:27:14 PM  
Great I live in Florida. We are finally starting to get out and now we have to worked about that.
 
2020-06-01 8:27:35 PM  
At least I'm stocked up on supplies.
 
2020-06-01 8:27:38 PM  

ShavedOrangutan: Nick Nostril: I can see it now. Cat shiats Floriduh, swoops up all the Covid there, and then up thru GA, TN, KY, and into OH with the Covidnado.

/ I know, nothing of value...

$20 says Covidnado is going to premiere on SyFy in January 2021.


I have hurricano in the pool
 
2020-06-01 8:34:46 PM  
Cat shiats. Cat five hits.

/ weird
 
2020-06-01 8:37:30 PM  
I will shave my pubes and put on my arm floaties in preparation.
/Surf's up
 
2020-06-01 8:38:17 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: At least I'm stocked up on supplies.


We have sharpies
 
2020-06-01 8:38:30 PM  
I want a refund on 2020. I want to exchange it. This one is defective.
 
2020-06-01 8:43:41 PM  

PirateKing: With any luck, the virus will infect the cops, the hornets will eat the virus, and then the hurricanes will kill the hornets.


I'm on board if the hurricanes freeze to death in the winter.
 
2020-06-01 8:46:12 PM  

lenfromak: SlashBlot: Nick Nostril: I can see it now. Cat shiats Floriduh, swoops up all the Covid there, and then up thru GA, TN, KY, and into OH with the Covidnado.

/ I know, nothing of value...

And nothing of value will be lost in the rural areas.

Except crops and cattle and stuff. You know, edibles.


Doesn't matter to the urban gentry. They'll just riot protest downtown and loot picket the grocery stores.
 
2020-06-01 8:56:59 PM  

lenfromak: SlashBlot: Nick Nostril: I can see it now. Cat shiats Floriduh, swoops up all the Covid there, and then up thru GA, TN, KY, and into OH with the Covidnado.

/ I know, nothing of value...

And nothing of value will be lost in the rural areas.

Except crops and cattle and stuff. You know, edibles.


Theres always soylent green made from magats
 
2020-06-01 9:01:05 PM  

odinsposse: People better hope they don't get hit with a hurricane the same day Twitter flags one of Bunker Don's tweets. Because we all know where he'll send federal resources.


And they may just chain and lock the shelter doors, too!

♪♫ "Lean On Me" ♫♪
 
2020-06-01 9:01:45 PM  

PirateKing: With any luck, the virus will infect the cops, the hornets will eat the virus, and then the hurricanes will kill the hornets.


Do t we have to put gorillas in there somewhere?
 
2020-06-01 9:02:36 PM  

lolmao500: lenfromak: SlashBlot: Nick Nostril: I can see it now. Cat shiats Floriduh, swoops up all the Covid there, and then up thru GA, TN, KY, and into OH with the Covidnado.

/ I know, nothing of value...

And nothing of value will be lost in the rural areas.

Except crops and cattle and stuff. You know, edibles.

Theres always soylent green made from magats


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2020-06-01 9:07:58 PM  

PirateKing: With any luck, the virus will infect the cops, the hornets will eat the virus, and then the hurricanes will kill the hornets.


The way 2020 is going well probably get the hurricanes raining down lethal jellyfish that shouldn't even be in the region to start with.
 
2020-06-01 9:08:33 PM  
You can call it a tropical storm, you can call it a typhoon, you can call it a hurricane, you know, you can call it many different names. I'm not sure anybody even knows what it is. I've always known this is a real - this is a hurricane. I felt it was a hurricane long before it was called a hurricane. I've always viewed it as very serious. So the media likes to say we have the most hurricanes, but we do, but we do, by far, the most weather forecasting. If we did very little weather forecasting, we wouldn't have the most hurricanes. So, in a way, by doing all of these weather predictions and categorization, we make ourselves look bad. This is why the whole concept of weather forecasts aren't necessarily great. The forecasts are perfect, but something can happen between a forecast where it's supposedly going to be clear and sunny and then something happens. But, looks like by December, you know, in theory, when it gets a little colder, hurricanes miraculously go away. I hope that's true. Is there a way we can do something like stop the hurricane by injection, inside the storm, or almost an air cleaning?  But we're doing great in our country. And I said, Hurricane China - because that's where they all start - you can't come in, I'm sorry, because I saw what was going on. It wasn't so much what I was told. It was that I saw what was going on. And I didn't like it. Winds blowing. Tee times disrupted. Some people wish we never closed it down. Now, if we didn't, we would have lost hundreds of thousands of golf courses and hotels and condos. Let me just say, very simply, I will put it very simply -- the president of the United States has the authority to do what the president has the authority to do, which is stop powerful storms. The president of the United States calls the shots. But, anybody that needs a temporary shelters gets a tent. We - they're there. They have the tents. And the tents are beautiful. Tents are a big deal and we are now the king of tents. We have so many tents, but nobody's asking for tents.
 
2020-06-01 9:10:35 PM  
That's not the major 2020 issue at all, it will be if Donald Trump allows you to go anywhere. He will proclaim himself dictator by then, and at the pace he's going it might yet happen this week.
 
2020-06-01 9:16:35 PM  

IndianaLiberal: I want a refund on 2020. I want to exchange it. This one is defective.


Weird thing is, a lot of people are very happy with their purchase. Would buy again. Simple farmers. People of the land. Common clay. You know...
 
2020-06-01 9:19:52 PM  

Nick Nostril: Cat shiats. Cat five hits.

/ weird


Wondered about that... thanks for clearing that up....
 
2020-06-01 9:31:46 PM  
No prob, I always "stay away from the edges".
 
2020-06-01 9:35:29 PM  
The Red Cross is planning for a really busy season
 
2020-06-01 9:36:59 PM  

lenfromak: Hurricanes will be welcome relief.


You want it to hit New Orleans again?  You are sick.
 
2020-06-01 9:39:32 PM  

FlyingBacon: lenfromak: Hurricanes will be welcome relief.

You want it to hit New Orleans again?  You are sick.


We all know New Orleans organized Mardi Gras specifically to spread COVID-19. It's gawd's punishment.
 
2020-06-01 9:39:43 PM  
I hope one place in Florida in particular gets three or four direct hits.
 
2020-06-01 9:52:20 PM  
God, If you wipe out Mar-A-Lago, I will retroactively pay for one year of tithing I skipped out on.
 
2020-06-01 10:08:30 PM  

stoli n coke: God, If you wipe out Mar-A-Lago, I will retroactively pay for one year of tithing I skipped out on.


I'm in for double.

Specifically, the 2 years I had no income.
 
2020-06-01 10:14:07 PM  
Ok, who put Civilization on Deity level???
 
2020-06-01 10:25:30 PM  

lenfromak: SlashBlot: Nick Nostril: I can see it now. Cat shiats Floriduh, swoops up all the Covid there, and then up thru GA, TN, KY, and into OH with the Covidnado.

/ I know, nothing of value...

And nothing of value will be lost in the rural areas.

Except crops and cattle and stuff. You know, edibles.


Yeah, I don't eat soybeans slotted for export to China. Try again.
 
2020-06-01 10:43:58 PM  
I quite seriously do not know how much more of this shiat I can take.
 
2020-06-01 10:43:59 PM  
Patiently waiting for a 10 year old with a cheap telescope to find giant meteorite
 
2020-06-01 10:46:56 PM  

AlgaeRancher: Tr0mBoNe: At least I'm stocked up on supplies.

We have sharpies


Yep, it's officially Sharpie Season.
 
2020-06-01 11:30:02 PM  

MBooda: FlyingBacon: lenfromak: Hurricanes will be welcome relief.

You want it to hit New Orleans again?  You are sick.

We all know New Orleans organized Mardi Gras specifically to spread COVID-19. It's gawd's punishment.


Nah, the TV preachers will still blame the gays.

Interestingly, the neighborhoods with the most gays were largely spared by Katrina. The French Quarter is a good example. Mostly just basic storm damage, but no biblical flooding.
 
2020-06-01 11:43:54 PM  
I really hope one of the ones with a spanish name destroys mar a lago.
 
2020-06-02 1:30:50 AM  

Nick Nostril: Cat shiats. Cat five hits.

/ weird


Either works to be completely honest.
 
2020-06-02 7:18:45 AM  
It will blow the virus away.
 
2020-06-02 1:40:24 PM  

Karma Chameleon: Mom please flush it all away


Don't just call me pessimist, try to read between the lines
 
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