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2020-06-01 3:04:33 PM  
Joint Chiefs of Staff has been put in charge is about as far as I got.

So full-on military then.

Not good.

I wonder if the military will refuse to execute unlawful orders? That I'm asking this question shows how much faith I have in the answer.
 
2020-06-01 3:09:25 PM  
This is a man who during the height of the pandemic could run to TV cameras enough.

Now that a situation arises that he can't use TV time as a campaign rally for and would actually have to comfort concerns citizens have  he hunkers down and flexes via Twitter and refuses to acknowledge the nation on TV.

What a sad, scared unqualified for the job keyboard warrior he is.
 
2020-06-01 3:11:49 PM  
For some odd reason the audio box isnt loading in Chrome

After tracking down the source, if you are having a problem like I have had, here is a direct URL where you can listen:

https://soundcloud.com/the-daily-beast​-politics/trump-audio#t=0:00

(Fark gets a 404 error with linking, so copy/paste into address bar.)

/I like the SOV word order headline, subby. "Trump" is subject, "unhinged call" is object, and "leaked" is the verb
 
2020-06-01 3:16:57 PM  
I'm not representing everybody, says the President of the United States, who took a sworn oath to represent everybody.
 
2020-06-01 3:17:21 PM  

cman: For some odd reason the audio box isnt loading in Chrome

After tracking down the source, if you are having a problem like I have had, here is a direct URL where you can listen:

https://soundcloud.com/the-daily-beast​-politics/trump-audio#t=0:00


Your link gave me a "something went wrong" message, but yet I follow the Daily Best article, go to the soundcloud link and hit share and get the same exact URL which works:

https://soundcloud.com/the-daily-beas​t​-politics/trump-audio

How do these Internets work?  I don't know
 
2020-06-01 3:18:15 PM  

FaygoMaster: cman: For some odd reason the audio box isnt loading in Chrome

After tracking down the source, if you are having a problem like I have had, here is a direct URL where you can listen:

https://soundcloud.com/the-daily-beast​-politics/trump-audio#t=0:00

Your link gave me a "something went wrong" message, but yet I follow the Daily Best article, go to the soundcloud link and hit share and get the same exact URL which works:

https://soundcloud.com/the-daily-beast​-politics/trump-audio

How do these Internets work?  I don't know


Huh, when I took away the #t=0:00 Soundcloud gave me a 404 error.
 
2020-06-01 3:18:44 PM  
Is there a transcript? Trump's voice has a persistent whine to it that has always been painful to me.
 
2020-06-01 3:19:56 PM  

cman: /I like the SOV word order headline, subby. "Trump" is subject, "unhinged call" is object, and "leaked" is the verb


On second thought, this is incorrect. "Trump's unhinged call" is the subject and "leaked" is the verb. There is no object like "to the press." Dumbass me.
 
2020-06-01 3:20:00 PM  

Clarence Brown: Is there a transcript? Trump's voice has a persistent whine to it that has always been painful to me.


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2020-06-01 3:22:20 PM  
Until\ the transcript shows up on that Hitler video meme, I'm not listening to his shiat
 
2020-06-01 3:36:46 PM  

Clarence Brown: Is there a transcript? Trump's voice has a persistent whine to it that has always been painful to me.


It's like Fran Drescher got a fork stuck in her throat.

I'd rather listen to the collected works of Yoko Ono.
 
2020-06-01 4:10:27 PM  

Clarence Brown: Is there a transcript? Trump's voice has a persistent whine to it that has always been painful to me.


Came here to ask about this very thing. I would rather try to jam my dick in the toaster than listen to him speak.
 
2020-06-01 4:13:20 PM  

markie_farkie: Clarence Brown: Is there a transcript? Trump's voice has a persistent whine to it that has always been painful to me.

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Imagine having to be on the phone with him for an hour as part of your job.

I'd rather shovel out pig stalls.
 
2020-06-01 4:30:03 PM  

ElPrimitivo: Clarence Brown: Is there a transcript? Trump's voice has a persistent whine to it that has always been painful to me.

Came here to ask about this very thing. I would rather try to jam my dick in the toaster than listen to him speak.


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2020-06-01 4:30:04 PM  
Literally everything he says now screams "SMALL PENIS".
 
2020-06-01 4:31:42 PM  

SpectroBoy: markie_farkie: Clarence Brown: Is there a transcript? Trump's voice has a persistent whine to it that has always been painful to me.

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Imagine having to be on the phone with him for an hour as part of your job.

I'd rather shovel out pig stalls.


I'd rather shiat in my hands and clap
 
2020-06-01 4:33:56 PM  
I'd call him a dick, but dicks are useful.
 
2020-06-01 4:34:03 PM  
Just glad the Sec of Defense was on the call and advocating for "dominating the battlespace" which I took to mean Tacoma.
 
2020-06-01 4:34:38 PM  

FaygoMaster: cman: For some odd reason the audio box isnt loading in Chrome

After tracking down the source, if you are having a problem like I have had, here is a direct URL where you can listen:

https://soundcloud.com/the-daily-beast​-politics/trump-audio#t=0:00

Your link gave me a "something went wrong" message, but yet I follow the Daily Best article, go to the soundcloud link and hit share and get the same exact URL which works:

https://soundcloud.com/the-daily-beast​-politics/trump-audio

How do these Internets work?  I don't know


Well basically it's a series of tubes..
 
2020-06-01 4:36:25 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Clarence Brown: Is there a transcript? Trump's voice has a persistent whine to it that has always been painful to me.

It's like Fran Drescher got a fork stuck in her throat.

I'd rather listen to the collected works of Yoko Ono.


ElPrimitivo: Clarence Brown: Is there a transcript? Trump's voice has a persistent whine to it that has always been painful to me.

Came here to ask about this very thing. I would rather try to jam my dick in the toaster than listen to him speak.



i'd like to combine these two posts to form a super post about me doing something to Fran Drescher.
 
2020-06-01 4:36:25 PM  

GitOffaMyLawn: Joint Chiefs of Staff has been put in charge is about as far as I got.

So full-on military then.

Not good.

I wonder if the military will refuse to execute unlawful orders? That I'm asking this question shows how much faith I have in the answer.


Remember when right-wingers freaked the fark out about Jade Helm?
 
2020-06-01 4:37:19 PM  
"You have to arrest people and you have to try people. And they need to go to jail for what they've done,"

I'd suggest starting with the cops.
 
2020-06-01 4:37:42 PM  
"There's a reason you separate the military and the police. One fights the enemy of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people."
 
2020-06-01 4:38:03 PM  

Clarence Brown: Is there a transcript? Trump's voice has a persistent whine to it that has always been painful to me.


That would be the dogwhistles.
 
2020-06-01 4:38:33 PM  
When agitated, his Noo Yawk accent really comes out and makes him sound more of the rube he actually is.
 
2020-06-01 4:39:38 PM  
Listening to this is like getting stuck in a conversation with your drunk Uncle who does nothing but watch Fox News.
 
2020-06-01 4:39:59 PM  

Clarence Brown: Is there a transcript? Trump's voice has a persistent whine to it that has always been painful to me.


Came here to say the same.

I can't stand listening to this pos's whinny biatch voice for more than a few seconds without wanting to puch something.
 
2020-06-01 4:40:51 PM  
"When the students poured into Tiananmen Square, the Chinese government almost blew it. Then they were vicious, they were horrible, but they put it down with strength. That shows you the power of strength." - DJT, Playboy, 1990
 
2020-06-01 4:40:57 PM  
You know most of the governors were making jerk off motions during that call.
 
2020-06-01 4:41:03 PM  

ElPrimitivo: Clarence Brown: Is there a transcript? Trump's voice has a persistent whine to it that has always been painful to me.

Came here to ask about this very thing. I would rather try to jam my dick in the toaster than listen to him speak.


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Uh. What now?
 
2020-06-01 4:41:17 PM  
I don't believe that our corporations in Congress want civil war.  Arrest this twunt already.
 
2020-06-01 4:41:26 PM  

A'isha P.: GitOffaMyLawn: Joint Chiefs of Staff has been put in charge is about as far as I got.

So full-on military then.

Not good.

I wonder if the military will refuse to execute unlawful orders? That I'm asking this question shows how much faith I have in the answer.

Remember when right-wingers freaked the fark out about Jade Helm?


Yea but that's when a ni-*BONG* was in charge. It's fine now.
 
2020-06-01 4:41:27 PM  
The fact that this has Smarts and no Funnys is why fark is still better than not fark.
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2020-06-01 4:42:07 PM  
The silence from the entire Republican party during this is deafening.
Nobody is leading the country right now, but we all know this.
 
2020-06-01 4:42:10 PM  
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The Good Soldier
Youtube v0LCxwjIc_o
 
2020-06-01 4:42:25 PM  

Clarence Brown: Is there a transcript? Trump's voice has a persistent whine to it that has always been painful to me.


Here:
https://twitter.com/parkermolloy/stat​u​s/1267509185023008771?s=21
 
2020-06-01 4:42:39 PM  

shastacola: Literally everything he says now screams "SMALL PENIS".


We have NO PROOF that he has a penis.  Only that it is described as a fungal item.
 
2020-06-01 4:43:19 PM  

A'isha P.: GitOffaMyLawn: Joint Chiefs of Staff has been put in charge is about as far as I got.

So full-on military then.

Not good.

I wonder if the military will refuse to execute unlawful orders? That I'm asking this question shows how much faith I have in the answer.

Remember when right-wingers freaked the fark out about Jade Helm?


As with all things, it was a projection.
 
2020-06-01 4:43:35 PM  
I wonder which Gov had the decency to leak this?
 
2020-06-01 4:44:54 PM  
Anyone have a link to an audio file download?
 
2020-06-01 4:45:48 PM  
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2020-06-01 4:46:41 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Clarence Brown: Is there a transcript? Trump's voice has a persistent whine to it that has always been painful to me.

It's like Fran Drescher got a fork stuck in her throat.

I'd rather listen to the collected works of Yoko Ono.


I'd rather listen to a fork being dropped into a garbage disposal.
 
2020-06-01 4:47:19 PM  
If a riot is the voice of the unheard, then by all means double down on the not listening.
 
2020-06-01 4:47:21 PM  

CthulhuCalling: When agitated, his Noo Yawk accent really comes out and makes him sound more of the rube he actually is.


That's not possible.

Unlike cowbells, there is no such thing as "too much rube" for him.
 
2020-06-01 4:47:21 PM  
This shiat is extremely scary.

They are calling protestors terrorist.

You guys be extremly careful out there.
 
2020-06-01 4:48:11 PM  

Isitoveryet: ecmoRandomNumbers: Clarence Brown: Is there a transcript? Trump's voice has a persistent whine to it that has always been painful to me.

It's like Fran Drescher got a fork stuck in her throat.

I'd rather listen to the collected works of Yoko Ono.

ElPrimitivo: Clarence Brown: Is there a transcript? Trump's voice has a persistent whine to it that has always been painful to me.

Came here to ask about this very thing. I would rather try to jam my dick in the toaster than listen to him speak.


i'd like to combine these two posts to form a super post about me doing something to Fran Drescher.


So Fran Drescher is your sex toy? Are you brave enough?
 
2020-06-01 4:48:23 PM  

wesmon: I wonder which Gov had the decency to leak this?


My money is on Michigan....Possibly NY.  Although WA got a lot of shiat from him as well.
 
2020-06-01 4:48:26 PM  
Someone leaked the video from within the oval office as well:

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!! (Hitler)
Youtube 5lbGAzo9RrM
 
2020-06-01 4:49:31 PM  
Hey Susan Collins,
Fark you!

We could have Pence praying away this disaster instead, but oh no, you had to keep him.

America is stuck with 10 times harder Trump.

Gee thanks!
 
2020-06-01 4:50:14 PM  

A'isha P.: GitOffaMyLawn: Joint Chiefs of Staff has been put in charge is about as far as I got.

So full-on military then.

Not good.

I wonder if the military will refuse to execute unlawful orders? That I'm asking this question shows how much faith I have in the answer.

Remember when right-wingers freaked the fark out about Jade Helm?


Yeah, remember when Obama had the Joint Chiefs of Staff on a call with state governors?

/ I know, I know
 
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