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(WSOCTV)   Aaaaand, here come the Portuguese Man o' Wars. (Or is it Men o' Wars?)   (wsoctv.com) divider line
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2020-06-01 4:48:58 PM  
GAAAAAAAAH. Screw the jellyfish!
Same page:
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2020-06-01 4:49:06 PM  
Aaaaand, here's a Pekingese man o'war:

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2020-06-01 5:36:36 PM  
Pretty sure it's Mans O'War. Just like attorneys general or cocks sucker.
 
2020-06-01 5:36:59 PM  
Why are you assigning gender, subby? Do you know they identify? Very insensitive.
 
2020-06-01 5:37:02 PM  
Its a new pokemon every month, man.
 
2020-06-01 5:37:31 PM  
It's persons of wars. Don't assume gender.
 
2020-06-01 5:37:33 PM  
Persons-of-war.
 
2020-06-01 5:37:45 PM  

genner: It's persons of wars. Don't assume gender.


Shakes fist!
 
2020-06-01 5:38:17 PM  
It's MANS O WARS.

And don't even get me started on the plural of Legolas.
 
2020-06-01 5:38:53 PM  
Portugal. The Man 'O War... coming to a beach near you.
 
2020-06-01 5:38:57 PM  

FlashHarry: Pretty sure it's Mans O'War. Just like attorneys general or cocks sucker.


It's man o' war, man o'war, coming to town
 
2020-06-01 5:39:21 PM  

abhorrent1: Why are you assigning gender, subby? Do you know they identify? Very insensitive.


Exactly. I'm sure some of them are females. Probably the pink ones.
 
2020-06-01 5:41:04 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: genner: It's persons of wars. Don't assume gender.

Shakes fist!


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2020-06-01 5:42:10 PM  
So a couple seen off Myrtle beach

As some one who lived in Galveston for a bit...pussys
 
2020-06-01 5:43:45 PM  
Were I a supervillain, my swarm army would be those things with helium pumped into their floats. I wouldn't be a particularly smart supervillain, but I wouldn't have to be because AIRBORNE SIPHONOPHORES!!
 
2020-06-01 5:45:13 PM  
I, too, wanted to make the Persons-of-War joke, but I vaguely remembered that jellies were asexual, or alternated asexual and sexual, and there were no sexes, anyway. So I looked it up, and these aren't even a single farking animal, it's a few colonies of different critters living symbiotically. It doesn't surprise me that God had access to some really crazy, divine strength drugs when he designed some of these animals.
 
2020-06-01 5:45:59 PM  
So, Fark is filled to overflowing with people yearning to make Dad Jokes.
 
2020-06-01 5:47:38 PM  
I don't know what it is but this means something.
 
2020-06-01 5:48:17 PM  
"Oh, look! A Portuguese Man O' War, and it brought friends!"
 
2020-06-01 5:49:05 PM  
Or for the many apostrophe incompetent Americans... Man's o' War's
 
2020-06-01 5:49:58 PM  
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What a Portuguese Man O' War might look like.
 
2020-06-01 5:50:07 PM  

yakmans_dad: So, Fark is filled to overflowing with people yearning to make Dad Jokes.


You are not new here, you are just now realizing this?
 
2020-06-01 5:50:55 PM  

Trocadero: I, too, wanted to make the Persons-of-War joke, but I vaguely remembered that jellies were asexual, or alternated asexual and sexual, and there were no sexes, anyway. So I looked it up, and these aren't even a single farking animal, it's a few colonies of different critters living symbiotically. It doesn't surprise me that God had access to some really crazy, divine strength drugs when he designed some of these animals.


ZOOIDS!
 
2020-06-01 5:51:17 PM  
Men of war.
 
2020-06-01 5:53:11 PM  
So....
-pandemic
-killer hornets
-social unrest
-early hurricane season
-bacon shortage

And now this?

What else could go wrong this year?
 
2020-06-01 5:53:19 PM  

patrick767: Trocadero: I, too, wanted to make the Persons-of-War joke, but I vaguely remembered that jellies were asexual, or alternated asexual and sexual, and there were no sexes, anyway. So I looked it up, and these aren't even a single farking animal, it's a few colonies of different critters living symbiotically. It doesn't surprise me that God had access to some really crazy, divine strength drugs when he designed some of these animals.

ZOOIDS!


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2020-06-01 5:53:35 PM  

yakmans_dad: So, Fark is filled to overflowing with people yearning to make Dad Jokes.


Yes, and?
 
2020-06-01 5:54:34 PM  

Trocadero: I, too, wanted to make the Persons-of-War joke, but I vaguely remembered that jellies were asexual, or alternated asexual and sexual, and there were no sexes, anyway. So I looked it up, and these aren't even a single farking animal, it's a few colonies of different critters living symbiotically. It doesn't surprise me that God had access to some really crazy, divine strength drugs when he designed some of these animals.


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2020-06-01 5:55:05 PM  

yakmans_dad: So, Fark is filled to overflowing with people yearning to make Dad Jokes.


We're not overflowing. There's plenty of room.
 
2020-06-01 5:55:13 PM  

Mister Peejay: yakmans_dad: So, Fark is filled to overflowing with people yearning to make Dad Jokes.

You are not new here, you are just now realizing this?


I did not phrase that as a question indicating surprise.
 
2020-06-01 5:55:41 PM  

FlashHarry: yakmans_dad: So, Fark is filled to overflowing with people yearning to make Dad Jokes.

Yes, and?


You all are stepping on my lines.
 
2020-06-01 5:56:26 PM  

loki see loki do: Men of war.


Didn't they write that tune about a veggimite sandwich?
 
2020-06-01 5:58:42 PM  
Subby isn't very woke is she?
 
2020-06-01 6:02:35 PM  
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2020-06-01 6:04:16 PM  
Don't challenge them. They always win.
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2020-06-01 6:05:30 PM  
They're having a ton of them in the Azores this year. Like completely covering the beaches in some places
 
2020-06-01 6:07:07 PM  

EdwardTellerhands: [Fark user image 450x270]


Looks like you crossed the finish line first.
 
2020-06-01 6:09:15 PM  

loki see loki do: Men of war.


Correct.
 
2020-06-01 6:11:20 PM  

abhorrent1: Why are you assigning gender, subby? Do you know they identify? Very insensitive.


Portuguese PERSON of Wars?
 
2020-06-01 6:12:52 PM  

flappy_penguin: They're having a ton of them in the Azores this year. Like completely covering the beaches in some places


Jellyfish are one the few species to thrive in a warmer, over-fished ocean.
 
2020-06-01 6:17:21 PM  

NutWrench: abhorrent1: Why are you assigning gender, subby? Do you know they identify? Very insensitive.

Portuguese PERSON of Wars?


Oh so now you're assuming they identify as persons?
I thought fark was woke but apparently you just don't get it.
 
2020-06-01 6:19:43 PM  
"The NWS said lifeguards reported the jellyfish..."
"The NWS said one jellyfish
..."


A Portuguese Man o War isn't a jellyfish. It's not a single 'animal.'
 
2020-06-01 6:22:02 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: So....
-pandemic
-killer hornets
-social unrest
-early hurricane season
-bacon shortage

And now this?

What else could go wrong this year?


we haven't had a plague of locusts in the states for awhile.   Old Faithful has yet to erupt.   The party's just getting rolling.
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2020-06-01 6:22:23 PM  

NutWrench: abhorrent1: Why are you assigning gender, subby? Do you know they identify? Very insensitive.

Portuguese PERSON of Wars?


Portuguese warfighters o' war
 
2020-06-01 6:23:44 PM  

jmsvrsn: EdwardTellerhands: [Fark user image 450x270]

Looks like you crossed the finish line first.


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2020-06-01 6:23:58 PM  
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2020-06-01 6:29:27 PM  
What's the deal with Portugal and why are they exporting so many agro guys?
 
2020-06-01 6:32:06 PM  
Imagine a bioengineered man o war.

Makes methane as floating gas
Gene spliced with an electric eel
Touch it, causing it sparks, and boom.
 
2020-06-01 6:35:30 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: So....
-pandemic
-killer hornets
-social unrest
-early hurricane season
-bacon shortage

And now this?

What else could go wrong this year?


you only mention the good things.
 
2020-06-01 6:38:03 PM  
Stud Gerbil:

we haven't had a plague of locusts in the states for awhile.   Old Faithful has yet to erupt.   The party's just getting rolling.

https://www.npr.org/2020/05/23/861582​2​33/theyre-back-millions-of-cicadas-exp​ected-to-emerge-this-year

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