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(The Hill)   Mike Pompeo (Mike Pompeo) Mike Pompeo (Mike Pompeo) Mike Pompeo will not run. Magnifico-o-o-o-o   (thehill.com) divider line
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2020-06-01 1:54:54 PM  
Spare the Senate from this monstrosity!
 
2020-06-01 2:13:50 PM  
He's just a poor boy, from a poor family.
 
2020-06-01 2:15:22 PM  
Mike, you're partied out, man.
 
2020-06-01 2:16:01 PM  
No to worry, Kansas has plenty of derp to choose from. Let's see, random drawing, OH! And it's Kris Kobach again! The only question is whether he's more from evangeliderpistan or voterfrauderpistan.
 
2020-06-01 2:17:39 PM  
Will he let the State Department go?
Bismillah! No ...
 
2020-06-01 2:18:33 PM  
Too busy planning the rest of his days in Ekaterineberg.
 
2020-06-01 2:19:12 PM  
He would be a shoo-in for kansas.  He would just wave his kkk membership card, say how he's 100% behind welfare for white people and he would win easily.
 
2020-06-01 2:23:13 PM  
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2020-06-01 2:24:13 PM  

chrismurphy: No to worry, Kansas has plenty of derp to choose from. Let's see, random drawing, OH! And it's Kris Kobach again! The only question is whether he's more from evangeliderpistan or voterfrauderpistan.


Pompeo might get special dispensation to file his paperwork later. After all those silly "laws" and "rules" are only to burden Demonrats, not inconvenience Rethuglicans.
 
2020-06-01 2:25:34 PM  
That fat f*ck hasn't run since his Army days.
 
2020-06-01 2:31:44 PM  
I was waiting for this hammer to fall.  Now I want it all.  I want to break free because I'm under pressure.  I guess the show must go on.

We used to have someone around here that did this but that position was eliminated and now look who has to do more work for the same Fark pay.
 
2020-06-01 2:36:37 PM  
please, oh please let it be Kobach.  That almost cements Bollier winning and the seat flipping blue.
 
2020-06-01 2:38:46 PM  
Am I the only one who started to read that to the tune of "Amadeus " instead of "Bohemian Rhapsody"?
 
2020-06-01 2:43:43 PM  
So KS is stuck with Chris Kobach. Hahaha! Awesome.
 
2020-06-01 2:45:39 PM  

donnielove: Am I the only one who started to read that to the tune of "Amadeus " instead of "Bohemian Rhapsody"?


Oooooo! Rock me Mike Pompeo! (Yeesh...NO. Stick with Bohemian Rhapsody!)
 
2020-06-01 2:46:11 PM  
Mike Pompeo is going to be nominated at the convention when they decide to dump Trump.

/fingers crossed
 
2020-06-01 2:50:27 PM  

room at the top: please, oh please let it be Kobach.  That almost cements Bollier winning and the seat flipping blue.


Georgia... and Kansas... blue.  Possibly Texas.

Wait, which timeline are we in. now?  Sliders has gotten darn confusing.
 
2020-06-01 2:51:34 PM  

IgG4: So KS is stuck with Chris Kobach. Hahaha! Awesome.


He lost the governor race by 5 points in 2018 and hasn't gotten any more popular.
 
2020-06-01 2:53:27 PM  
 
2020-06-01 2:56:20 PM  

HighOnCraic: Spare the Senate from this monstrosity!


Cool, now ratf*ck the primary so Kris K Kolbach gets the nomination and then destroy him in the general election.
 
2020-06-01 2:58:01 PM  
This what I always hear, when they say "Mike Pompeo"


Gipsy Kings - Bamboleo (HQ)
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2020-06-01 3:26:01 PM  

donnielove: Am I the only one who started to read that to the tune of "Amadeus " instead of "Bohemian Rhapsody"?


I did the same and then got to the end and had to adjust.
 
2020-06-01 4:08:23 PM  

SamFlagg: donnielove: Am I the only one who started to read that to the tune of "Amadeus " instead of "Bohemian Rhapsody"?

I did the same and then got to the end and had to adjust.


I've gotten greenlights using Mike Pompeo in both songs; one more, and I can hit the trifecta...
 
2020-06-01 4:49:24 PM  
The Kansas GOP is working hard to clear the path for Kobach... who the voters clearly rejected for Governor and who is one of the most disliked people in the state.
 
2020-06-01 4:52:37 PM  

DanInKansas: The Kansas GOP is working hard to clear the path for Kobach... who the voters clearly rejected for Governor and who is one of the most disliked people in the state.


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2020-06-01 5:16:09 PM  

DanInKansas: The Kansas GOP is working hard to clear the path for Kobach... who the voters clearly rejected for Governor and who is one of the most disliked people in the state.


They could be counting on Trump's coattails to save him
 
2020-06-01 5:23:12 PM  

DanInKansas: The Kansas GOP is working hard to clear the path for Kobach... who the voters clearly rejected for Governor and who is one of the most disliked people in the state.


Actually, they would much rather have Marshall survive the primary than Kobach
 
2020-06-01 5:54:42 PM  

Scoobie: Will he let the State Department go?
Bismillah! No ...


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2020-06-01 5:58:14 PM  

chrismurphy: No to worry, Kansas has plenty of derp to choose from. Let's see, random drawing, OH! And it's Kris Kobach again! The only question is whether he's more from evangeliderpistan or voterfrauderpistan.


I remember Kobach from school. I don't remember him being evil. Not sure what happened.
 
2020-06-01 5:59:01 PM  

IgG4: So KS is stuck with Chris Kobach. Hahaha! Awesome.


That's Kris Kobach.

With three K's.
 
2020-06-02 12:01:53 PM  

room at the top: DanInKansas: The Kansas GOP is working hard to clear the path for Kobach... who the voters clearly rejected for Governor and who is one of the most disliked people in the state.

Actually, they would much rather have Marshall survive the primary than Kobach


State Sen Susan Wagle, who I swear was not both a moron and a lunatic in 2004, made it clear she was dropping out at the request of the state party. Sure read to me like they didn't want her siphoning votes off Kobach. Now Pompeo is out, so looks to me like a GOP suicide pact as they rally around the guy so hated he managed to get a Dem elected governor in a deep red state.

Which I sure am not gonna complain about.
 
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