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(The New York Times)   Facebook in trouble as employees say they'll resign if Zuckerberg doesn't pull his lips from Trump's flabby ass   (nytimes.com) divider line
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2020-06-01 1:37:10 PM  
Who the fark still works for Facebook?
 
2020-06-01 1:42:52 PM  
When the hacking of the 2016 election came to light, I stopped using FB and I don't ever what to go back to using it.  FB is as close to Social Media as I use.
 
2020-06-01 1:47:42 PM  
When the hacking of the 2016 election came to light, I stopped using FB and I don't ever what to go back to using it.  FB is as close to Social Media as I use.  I suggest the rest of the public should do the same.
 
2020-06-01 1:49:44 PM  
This is definitely a No. Please. Don't. moment if I've ever seen one.
 
2020-06-01 1:52:38 PM  

growinthings: When the hacking of the 2016 election came to light, I stopped using FB and I don't ever what to go back to using it.  FB is as close to Social Media as I use.


I don't use farkback any longer either.
 
2020-06-01 1:54:45 PM  
Facebook is already a haven of rural weirdos. Just look at your local news on there. Check the comment feed and bask in the lack of humanity. Note who is commenting and then jump to another story. 75% of them will be the same little group. Facebook commentary is nearly on par with foxnews commentary for being absolutely useless and equally horrifying.
 
2020-06-01 2:07:51 PM  
IRA employees looking at UPGRADE
 
2020-06-01 2:22:56 PM  
We can all quit facebook
 
2020-06-01 2:24:08 PM  
I recently started clicking on LinkedIn feeds.  I found them to be disturbingly full of unrelated derpy comments.  It's one thing on a supposed personal network like FB, but that shiat will be the death of LinkedIn if they can't at least pretend to be a professional contacts network.
 
2020-06-01 2:39:29 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Who the fark still works for Facebook?


You know who hasn't yet had the chance?

from tfa:

"In 2014, 2 percent of Facebook's employees were black. In 2019, that number had increased to 3.8 percent, according to the company's diversity report."
 
2020-06-01 2:40:57 PM  
Unvested stock grants says what?
 
2020-06-01 2:41:02 PM  

parasol: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Who the fark still works for Facebook?

You know who hasn't yet had the chance?

from tfa:

"In 2014, 2 percent of Facebook's employees were black. In 2019, that number had increased to 3.8 percent, according to the company's diversity report."


It doubled!
 
2020-06-01 2:43:27 PM  
Is that the same Zuckerberg guy who just got arrested for child porn? Saw a headline about it somewhere, I think...
 
2020-06-01 2:45:06 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Who the fark still works for Facebook?


In a lot of places they use "independent contractors" instead of employees. They'll just bring in the next batch and the quitting person doesn't get any unemployment. Great company.
 
2020-06-01 2:45:32 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Who the fark still works for Facebook?


We lost one employee to work at Facebook last year.
/he was a douche anyway
 
2020-06-01 2:45:49 PM  
It would be hilarious if Facebook became a Right Wing only social media site and something else replaced it for the majority of the world.
 
2020-06-01 2:46:16 PM  

tommyl66: Is that the same Zuckerberg guy who just got arrested for child porn? Saw a headline about it somewhere, I think...


That's wrong, wrong,wrong.  It was child molestation.
 
2020-06-01 2:46:16 PM  
He'll just replace them with Russians.
 
2020-06-01 2:46:20 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Who the fark still works for Facebook?


Only like 40 something thousand if you count regular full timers but I bet contract employees and subsidiaries gets you to six figures pretty easily. So I'm not going to list all their names individually.
 
2020-06-01 2:46:33 PM  

growinthings: When the hacking of the 2016 election came to light, I stopped using FB and I don't ever what to go back to using it.  FB is as close to Social Media as I use.


What?
 
2020-06-01 2:47:25 PM  
Of course their spokeswoman with the platitudes for the uppity proletariat is ... Liz Bourgeois.

/ Can't make that stuff up.
 
2020-06-01 2:47:28 PM  

spongeboob: It would be hilarious if Facebook became a Right Wing only social media site and something else replaced it for the majority of the world.


"Sup, guys."

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2020-06-01 2:47:29 PM  
"dozens" of employees?  Doesn't sound like much of a threat.  They'd probably even arrange a catered "fark you" send off as their cubicles were disinfected.

If each employee with a conscience vowed to get 1,000 real Facebookers to quit, maybe that would cause a stir.

Why would anyone remain on Facebook anyway?  Quit.
 
2020-06-01 2:48:43 PM  
Management will rejoice because they can outsource the their jobs to India.
 
2020-06-01 2:49:14 PM  

arrogantbastich: Facebook is already a haven of rural weirdos. Just look at your local news on there. Check the comment feed and bask in the lack of humanity. Note who is commenting and then jump to another story. 75% of them will be the same little group. Facebook commentary is nearly on par with foxnews commentary for being absolutely useless and equally horrifying.


I love the people who own the Libs on Facebook and no one likes or comments on their posts
Also like that I now know not to bother talking to some people at my wife's family gatherings
 
2020-06-01 2:49:39 PM  
I'll repost what I said in the thread a few days ago.

If you still work at Facebook after they helped enable a genocide in 2016 then you're a farking monster no matter how tightly you clutch your pearls.
 
2020-06-01 2:50:55 PM  
I'll take someone's job. I need an offer by Thursday or I lose the house I was going to get.
 
2020-06-01 2:52:02 PM  

tommyl66: Is that the same Zuckerberg guy who just got arrested for child porn? Saw a headline about it somewhere, I think...


Appears to be the same guy, didn't Trump invite him to the White House?
https://chaser.com.au/world/social-me​d​ia-should-not-fact-check-posts-says-ch​ild-molester-mark-zuckerberg/
 
2020-06-01 2:52:08 PM  
Welcome to MySpace 2020
 
2020-06-01 2:53:01 PM  
A common mistake - while there is an articulated mouth opening, Zuckerberg's species does not possess "lips" in the way we think of them.
 
2020-06-01 2:53:30 PM  

growinthings: When the hacking of the 2016 election came to light, I stopped using FB and I don't ever what to go back to using it.  FB is as close to Social Media as I use.  I suggest the rest of the public should do the same.


RICO FACEBOOK AND ZUCKERBERG
 
2020-06-01 2:53:31 PM  

hammettman: "dozens" of employees?  Doesn't sound like much of a threat.  They'd probably even arrange a catered "fark you" send off as their cubicles were disinfected.

If each employee with a conscience vowed to get 1,000 real Facebookers to quit, maybe that would cause a stir.

Why would anyone remain on Facebook anyway?  Quit.


Lots of jobs out there right now!
 
2020-06-01 2:54:05 PM  

born_yesterday: I recently started clicking on LinkedIn feeds.  I found them to be disturbingly full of unrelated derpy comments.  It's one thing on a supposed personal network like FB, but that shiat will be the death of LinkedIn if they can't at least pretend to be a professional contacts network.


Report them

LinkedIn is not yet a hive of stupid
 
2020-06-01 2:55:06 PM  

dwrash: Management will rejoice because they can outsource the their jobs to India.


So is that a good thing, American jobs going to India?

Because it is supposedly bad but companies love it and companies are job creators so they're good
So is jobs leaving America for India meaning higher profits for corporations good or bad?
 
2020-06-01 2:55:58 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Who the fark still works for Facebook?


Who in the fark still uses Facebook?
 
2020-06-01 2:56:08 PM  

dwrash: Management will rejoice because they can outsource the their jobs to India.


Phillippines

Their English idiom is much closer to the US
 
2020-06-01 2:56:56 PM  

arrogantbastich: Facebook is already a haven of rural weirdos. Just look at your local news on there. Check the comment feed and bask in the lack of humanity. Note who is commenting and then jump to another story. 75% of them will be the same little group. Facebook commentary is nearly on par with foxnews commentary for being absolutely useless and equally horrifying.


Youtube comments are where the real infromation and gud opinions come from.
 
2020-06-01 2:59:01 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: born_yesterday: I recently started clicking on LinkedIn feeds.  I found them to be disturbingly full of unrelated derpy comments.  It's one thing on a supposed personal network like FB, but that shiat will be the death of LinkedIn if they can't at least pretend to be a professional contacts network.

Report them

LinkedIn is not yet a hive of stupid


People use Linkedin? I thought it was just a marketing site used by salesmen to find professional people who are stupid enough to give up all their personal info in hopes it would make them more marketable
Like Facebook but less stay at home moms and retired(SSDI) users
 
2020-06-01 2:59:06 PM  

born_yesterday: I recently started clicking on LinkedIn feeds.  I found them to be disturbingly full of unrelated derpy comments.  It's one thing on a supposed personal network like FB, but that shiat will be the death of LinkedIn if they can't at least pretend to be a professional contacts network.


I'm baffled that people are so stupid, and I'm not just talking about the ridiculous bullshiat you see on any post Bill Gates makes on LinkedIn. It's supposed to be a professional networking site. Employers often look at the profiles of prospective employees. These idiots are seriously screwing their future employment prospects by blathering on.
 
2020-06-01 2:59:09 PM  

Candy Colored Clown: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Who the fark still works for Facebook?

Who in the fark still uses Facebook?


Where am I going to post pictures about how awesome my cats are?  WHAR!!!!!????!!!

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2020-06-01 3:00:58 PM  

spongeboob: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: born_yesterday: I recently started clicking on LinkedIn feeds.  I found them to be disturbingly full of unrelated derpy comments.  It's one thing on a supposed personal network like FB, but that shiat will be the death of LinkedIn if they can't at least pretend to be a professional contacts network.

Report them

LinkedIn is not yet a hive of stupid

People use Linkedin? I thought it was just a marketing site used by salesmen to find professional people who are stupid enough to give up all their personal info in hopes it would make them more marketable
Like Facebook but less stay at home moms and retired(SSDI) users


No. LinkedIn is used a fair bit in the professional world. We have recruited a few people that we first encountered via LinkedIn. We also use it to get a feel for clients and applicants before initial discussions.
 
2020-06-01 3:01:33 PM  
Fun fact! I've been unemployed since my contract with Expedia ended in early April (as a pandemic is winding up is the WORST time to be job hunting, for the record.

During the last few weeks, I turned away conversations with two interested parties. One was Sinclair Broadcasting, because all they are about is spreading fascist propaganda. The other was Facebook, because they may not be fascists, but are number one with fascists and refuse to do anything to fix themselves.

Because I believe we've come to that point in history over which we're going to have to make an account to ourselves, our children, grandchildren, and other loved ones, for the decisions we made along the way.

/ I accepted a job offer with a good firm just last week, and am glad I held out.
 
2020-06-01 3:01:41 PM  

oa330_man: Candy Colored Clown: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Who the fark still works for Facebook?

Who in the fark still uses Facebook?

Where am I going to post pictures about how awesome my cats are?  WHAR!!!!!????!!!

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WTF are those cans?
 
2020-06-01 3:02:24 PM  

spongeboob: tommyl66: Is that the same Zuckerberg guy who just got arrested for child porn? Saw a headline about it somewhere, I think...

Appears to be the same guy, didn't Trump invite him to the White House?
https://chaser.com.au/world/social-med​ia-should-not-fact-check-posts-says-ch​ild-molester-mark-zuckerberg/


A lot of people are saying he has been molesting kids for years.
 
2020-06-01 3:03:46 PM  

Samfucious: Fun fact! I've been unemployed since my contract with Expedia ended in early April (as a pandemic is winding up is the WORST time to be job hunting, for the record.

During the last few weeks, I turned away conversations with two interested parties. One was Sinclair Broadcasting, because all they are about is spreading fascist propaganda. The other was Facebook, because they may not be fascists, but are number one with fascists and refuse to do anything to fix themselves.

Because I believe we've come to that point in history over which we're going to have to make an account to ourselves, our children, grandchildren, and other loved ones, for the decisions we made along the way.

/ I accepted a job offer with a good firm just last week, and am glad I held out.


I just ended a 27 year career as a librarian in April, not by choice

When COVID is over I'll find something for the 4 years I need to retire but not at the same level

/And I'm one of the LUCKY ones
 
2020-06-01 3:03:47 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: oa330_man: Candy Colored Clown: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Who the fark still works for Facebook?

Who in the fark still uses Facebook?

Where am I going to post pictures about how awesome my cats are?  WHAR!!!!!????!!!

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WTF are those cans?


Beer can collection.  They're mostly American and from the 60s-80s, most are pull-tabs.  I have about 400+ and always look for ones I don't have when I'm traveling.
 
2020-06-01 3:06:34 PM  
Without fb, where am I going to get pictures of what people had for lunch and their schedules for when their houses will be empty so I can steal all their shiat?
 
2020-06-01 3:06:35 PM  

spongeboob: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: born_yesterday: I recently started clicking on LinkedIn feeds.  I found them to be disturbingly full of unrelated derpy comments.  It's one thing on a supposed personal network like FB, but that shiat will be the death of LinkedIn if they can't at least pretend to be a professional contacts network.

Report them

LinkedIn is not yet a hive of stupid

People use Linkedin? I thought it was just a marketing site used by salesmen to find professional people who are stupid enough to give up all their personal info in hopes it would make them more marketable
Like Facebook but less stay at home moms and retired(SSDI) users


I've gotten two jobs using LinkedIn
 
2020-06-01 3:08:15 PM  
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2020-06-01 3:08:40 PM  

Eddie Barzoom: A common mistake - while there is an articulated mouth opening, Zuckerberg's species does not possess "lips" in the way we think of them.


Came here specifically to confirm that someone had made this observation
 
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