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2020-06-01 7:19:41 PM  
Edibles to share. As much cold water as you can carry. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Be careful if you're on Federal property. If you're in DC, you can literally cross the street into a park and get nabbed for possession.
 
2020-06-01 9:35:35 PM  
Try using donuts to appease the police.
 
2020-06-01 9:58:31 PM  
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2020-06-01 10:37:56 PM  

foo monkey: Edibles to share. As much cold water as you can carry. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Be careful if you're on Federal property. If you're in DC, you can literally cross the street into a park and get nabbed for possession.


Feds can enforce marijuana laws even if you are in a city or state that has legalized it.

Some feds in some areas have policies that restrict that. Some prosecutors won't take a case that is chickenshiat. Others will. The LEOs can arrest/ticket/charge you even if the prosecutor ultimately declines to prosecute. And since Trump hates protesters and loves law and order, what the feds or prosecutors do may be harsher than usual.
 
2020-06-02 4:24:45 AM  

Smackledorfer: foo monkey: Edibles to share. As much cold water as you can carry. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Be careful if you're on Federal property. If you're in DC, you can literally cross the street into a park and get nabbed for possession.

Feds can enforce marijuana laws even if you are in a city or state that has legalized it.

Some feds in some areas have policies that restrict that. Some prosecutors won't take a case that is chickenshiat. Others will. The LEOs can arrest/ticket/charge you even if the prosecutor ultimately declines to prosecute. And since Trump hates protesters and loves law and order, what the feds or prosecutors do may be harsher than usual.


Auburn Hills, Michigan.
 
2020-06-02 6:51:16 AM  
Way to jump on the bandwagon to generate content!

/And it's obvious where that cake came from in the articles pic;  it's the display model from a Cheesecake Factory.
//Lazy lazy lazy
 
2020-06-02 9:01:33 AM  
Are display models edible?
 
2020-06-02 11:42:03 AM  

foo monkey: Smackledorfer: foo monkey: Edibles to share. As much cold water as you can carry. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Be careful if you're on Federal property. If you're in DC, you can literally cross the street into a park and get nabbed for possession.

Feds can enforce marijuana laws even if you are in a city or state that has legalized it.

Some feds in some areas have policies that restrict that. Some prosecutors won't take a case that is chickenshiat. Others will. The LEOs can arrest/ticket/charge you even if the prosecutor ultimately declines to prosecute. And since Trump hates protesters and loves law and order, what the feds or prosecutors do may be harsher than usual.

Auburn Hills, Michigan.


Yes, I lived there once (still in Michigan). Congrats on naming places!

That does not change anything I said.
 
2020-06-02 11:44:55 AM  
https://www.acludc.org/en/know-your-r​i​ghts/know-your-rights-marijuana-laws-d​istrict-columbia

Maybe you can find out where the ACLU lives and name the city and state in some cute retort.

All of the rules above govern what the D.C. police will arrest you for. Federal law enforcement officers still may arrest anyone in the District for possession of any amount of marijuana.
 
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