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2020-06-01 9:09:12 AM  
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2020-06-01 9:12:34 AM  
Yes, thank you for reminding people when they will celebrate the official beginning of the end of your idiotic term in office.

Vote!
 
2020-06-01 9:16:07 AM  

markie_farkie: Yes, thank you for reminding people when they will celebrate the official beginning of the end of your idiotic term in office.

Vote!


The second drunkest day in history (the first being when he starts his prison term)
 
2020-06-01 9:17:35 AM  
Adios, motherf*cker
 
2020-06-01 9:25:02 AM  
You're a turd
 
2020-06-01 9:26:26 AM  
It's a call to line up at the polls, avoid mail in ballots.
 
2020-06-01 10:38:39 AM  

pueblonative: markie_farkie: Yes, thank you for reminding people when they will celebrate the official beginning of the end of your idiotic term in office.

Vote!

The second drunkest day in history (the first being when he starts his prison term)


CSB: my drunkest time ever was election night, at the time I was pretty sure his election was a bad thing for America, but had no idea how truly awful it would be.
 
2020-06-01 10:59:06 AM  
You think he's pouring gas on the country now, see what he does November 4th when he loses. Or even if he wins. He's going to fark everything up either way.
 
2020-06-01 11:10:08 AM  
When I saw this, it made me wonder why Trump has been on a kick of 1-3 word all-caps Tweets lately.  Is it a sign of mental decline? Is he starting to have a psychotic break?  It can't be because they're effective, right?

So I looked at his feed.  At this moment, "NOVEMBER 3RD" has 155,000 likes.  The two Tweets below that, each around 20-40 words, only have about half that.

Last night, he tweeted, "FAKE NEWS" without any context, which is probably the 30th time he's Tweeted that phrase, specifically.  That Tweet has 350,000 likes.  The wordier Tweet right below that sent a few hours before only has about 150,000.

That's literally all his supporters want from him - just context-free, minimalist brand-like rage-Tweets that they can ascribe any meaning to that they want.  He could Tweet "GOLDSTEIN!" and get half a million likes and 50,000 Retweets.
 
2020-06-01 11:12:05 AM  
You could resign today and save everybody the wait, you imbecillic grease blob.
 
2020-06-01 11:14:53 AM  
When he's voted out, Twitter will go down with information overload with all the hate-tweets going out to him.
 
2020-06-01 11:20:45 AM  
106,270
 
2020-06-01 11:23:29 AM  

markie_farkie: Yes, thank you for reminding people when they will celebrate the official beginning of the end of your idiotic term in office.

Vote!


I am voting.  I plan to send a message and vote 3rd party.
 
2020-06-01 11:24:02 AM  
His lame duck session may be the scariest part of his presidency.
 
2020-06-01 11:24:08 AM  
Based on the behavior of recent Republican governors and state legislators, and the inevitable shiatshow that's going to happen if Trump loses, this months-long buffer between being elected and being in office needs to be reduced significantly. To like 24 hours maximum following certification of the votes. November to January is plenty of time for America's final nail.
 
2020-06-01 11:24:49 AM  
tbh, I have no faith in this country to actually vote this buffoon out of office.

And if he does lose, since he's already de-legitimized the election by claiming months ahead its going to be filled with fraud, he's gonna sit his fat ass in the white house while he fights his loss in court I'm sure.
 
2020-06-01 11:24:55 AM  
I'm beginning to wonder if this Trump fellow's quite up to snuff, quite frankly.
 
2020-06-01 11:24:59 AM  

Muta: markie_farkie: Yes, thank you for reminding people when they will celebrate the official beginning of the end of your idiotic term in office.

Vote!

I am voting.  I plan to send a message and vote 3rd party.


Message votes are a luxury we cannot afford now.  I respectfully and politely ask you to reconsider.
 
2020-06-01 11:25:19 AM  
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2020-06-01 11:26:01 AM  
My birthday. A defeat for 45 would be the best present ever.
 
2020-06-01 11:28:59 AM  

bayoukitty: My birthday. A defeat for 45 would be the best present ever.


Worst present ever was the day he got elected.  Hopefully your birthday is better than mine was 4 years ago.
 
2020-06-01 11:29:44 AM  

bayoukitty: My birthday. A defeat for 45 would be the best present ever.


My birthday is November 8th. 2016 was a farking terrible birthday.
 
2020-06-01 11:30:15 AM  
"Magic 8-Ball, when will this godforsaken Hell on Earth finally come to an end?"

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2020-06-01 11:30:17 AM  

bayoukitty: My birthday. A defeat for 45 would be the best present ever.


Mine is the 9th, it really sucked in 2016.
 
2020-06-01 11:30:21 AM  
Every democrat on the planet should retweet that tweet from the president.
 
2020-06-01 11:30:47 AM  

Nuuu: When I saw this, it made me wonder why Trump has been on a kick of 1-3 word all-caps Tweets lately.  Is it a sign of mental decline? Is he starting to have a psychotic break?  It can't be because they're effective, right?

So I looked at his feed.  At this moment, "NOVEMBER 3RD" has 155,000 likes.  The two Tweets below that, each around 20-40 words, only have about half that.

Last night, he tweeted, "FAKE NEWS" without any context, which is probably the 30th time he's Tweeted that phrase, specifically.  That Tweet has 350,000 likes.  The wordier Tweet right below that sent a few hours before only has about 150,000.

That's literally all his supporters want from him - just context-free, minimalist brand-like rage-Tweets that they can ascribe any meaning to that they want.  He could Tweet "GOLDSTEIN!" and get half a million likes and 50,000 Retweets.


Probably something in the bots' algorithms makes them bite harder on LOUD SIMPLICITY.
 
2020-06-01 11:31:26 AM  
I miss having a President that used complete sentences
 
2020-06-01 11:32:09 AM  

TorpedoOrca: I miss having a President that used complete sentences


FTFY
 
2020-06-01 11:33:17 AM  
Over 100,000 dead and over 40,000,000 lost jobs.

I mean Democratic presidents already had a huge lead over republican presidents, but now the score board is just out of farking hand.

GOP = job killers compared to Democratic leaders.

Scoreboard biatches!
 
2020-06-01 11:33:36 AM  

Gryphonkin: tbh, I have no faith in this country to actually vote this buffoon out of office.

And if he does lose, since he's already de-legitimized the election by claiming months ahead its going to be filled with fraud, he's gonna sit his fat ass in the white house while he fights his loss in court I'm sure.


I wonder if first-world nations would consider sending election monitors here in November?
 
2020-06-01 11:34:00 AM  
Flush the turd November third.
 
2020-06-01 11:34:18 AM  
Wat? Trump thinks Nov 3rd we'll have the opportunity to vote out antifa?

You already have the job; do something, biatch
 
2020-06-01 11:38:18 AM  

Muta: markie_farkie: Yes, thank you for reminding people when they will celebrate the official beginning of the end of your idiotic term in office.

Vote!

I am voting.  I plan to send a message and vote 3rd party.


Thus giving Trump 4 more years.

He should get the hang of it this time.
 
2020-06-01 11:38:59 AM  

Muta: markie_farkie: Yes, thank you for reminding people when they will celebrate the official beginning of the end of your idiotic term in office.

Vote!

I am voting.  I plan to send a message and vote 3rd party.


You are part of the reason we are where we are right now, and judging by that comment, you have no idea and plan to continue being part of the problem. I'd pity you if your morally treasonous cowardice wasn't so appalling.

I'm not Joe Biden's biggest fan. I didn't support him in the primary. Just like I didn't support Hillary Clinton in the primary four years ago. However, there was a very clear choice laid out for Americans. Just like there is this year. You're either on the right side of that choice or the wrong side. There is no room for fence-sitters this year, just like there wasn't in 2016. Any vote for someone other than Joe Biden is a vote for Donald Trump. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. So, just say what you mean. You want four more years of Donald Trump. You want the continued abuse and degradation of minorities. You want the continued assault on our rule of law. You want the continued financial grift and abuse of power.

Don't be a pussy. Own your cowardice.
 
2020-06-01 11:40:59 AM  

JolobinSmokin: Over 100,000 dead and over 40,000,000 lost jobs.

I mean Democratic presidents already had a huge lead over republican presidents, but now the score board is just out of farking hand.

GOP = job killers compared to Democratic leaders.

Scoreboard biatches!



I read that in a not at all racist accent.

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/never been so excited to vote in my life
 
2020-06-01 11:41:26 AM  

ZMugg: Muta: markie_farkie: Yes, thank you for reminding people when they will celebrate the official beginning of the end of your idiotic term in office.

Vote!

I am voting.  I plan to send a message and vote 3rd party.

Thus giving Trump 4 more years.

He should get the hang of it this time.


Just imagine a fully armed and operational 2nd term Trump Administration that gives zero farks about re-election.
 
2020-06-01 11:42:15 AM  
People underestimate how these riots are playing right into his hands... same with the pandemic.  Its now a matter of how bad he is.. its just how worse the rest of the government in the country is handling things.
 
2020-06-01 11:42:29 AM  
I seriously wish he would just STFU.
 
2020-06-01 11:43:36 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Muta: markie_farkie: Yes, thank you for reminding people when they will celebrate the official beginning of the end of your idiotic term in office.

Vote!

I am voting.  I plan to send a message and vote 3rd party.

You are part of the reason we are where we are right now, and judging by that comment, you have no idea and plan to continue being part of the problem. I'd pity you if your morally treasonous cowardice wasn't so appalling.

I'm not Joe Biden's biggest fan. I didn't support him in the primary. Just like I didn't support Hillary Clinton in the primary four years ago. However, there was a very clear choice laid out for Americans. Just like there is this year. You're either on the right side of that choice or the wrong side. There is no room for fence-sitters this year, just like there wasn't in 2016. Any vote for someone other than Joe Biden is a vote for Donald Trump. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. So, just say what you mean. You want four more years of Donald Trump. You want the continued abuse and degradation of minorities. You want the continued assault on our rule of law. You want the continued financial grift and abuse of power.

Don't be a pussy. Own your cowardice.


But Joe Biden does not spark joy within me!
 
2020-06-01 11:44:42 AM  

dwrash: People underestimate how these riots are playing right into his hands... same with the pandemic.  Its now a matter of how bad he is.. its just how worse the rest of the government in the country is handling things.


Sounds like bad news... for Obama Biden!
 
2020-06-01 11:44:57 AM  

Muta: markie_farkie: Yes, thank you for reminding people when they will celebrate the official beginning of the end of your idiotic term in office.

Vote!

I am voting.  I plan to send a message and vote 3rd party.


Christ, even the Simpsons made a bit about the stupidity of your plan.
 
2020-06-01 11:48:47 AM  

dwrash: People underestimate how these riots are playing right into his hands... same with the pandemic.  Its now a matter of how bad he is.. its just how worse the rest of the government in the country is handling things.


Keep telling yourself that. He has shown he's a coward and has completely lost control. The rest of the government would be doing a lot better if he wasn't there to undermine progress at every turn. Like the rest of his slobbering morons, I'm sure you'll be right there to pull that lever for him though.
 
2020-06-01 11:48:48 AM  

TorpedoOrca: I miss having a President that used complete sentences


Quite sure it is just one part of a long rant at someone/something.  We all need to be thankfully twitter has a text limit.
 
2020-06-01 11:49:19 AM  

Muta: markie_farkie: Yes, thank you for reminding people when they will celebrate the official beginning of the end of your idiotic term in office.

Vote!

I am voting.  I plan to send a message and vote 3rd party.


Unless the message is "I can't count to two," you might want to rethink your cunning plan.
 
2020-06-01 11:51:19 AM  

TaDu: pueblonative: markie_farkie: Yes, thank you for reminding people when they will celebrate the official beginning of the end of your idiotic term in office.

Vote!

The second drunkest day in history (the first being when he starts his prison term)

CSB: my drunkest time ever was election night, at the time I was pretty sure his election was a bad thing for America, but had no idea how truly awful it would be.


I don't think I've been sober since.
 
2020-06-01 11:51:45 AM  

Muta: markie_farkie: Yes, thank you for reminding people when they will celebrate the official beginning of the end of your idiotic term in office.

Vote!

I am voting.  I plan to send a message and vote 3rd party.


I'd like to thank Muta Johnson for expressing sarcastically, what several self-professed progressives on this site actually believe.
 
2020-06-01 11:52:46 AM  

Muta: markie_farkie: Yes, thank you for reminding people when they will celebrate the official beginning of the end of your idiotic term in office.

Vote!

I am voting.  I plan to send a message and vote 3rd party.


Is the message "I don't understand binary choices?"
 
2020-06-01 11:54:13 AM  
It is ok to vote 3rd party to send a message in a state where Trump has no chance of winning at all.. like say california, new york, oregon, etc.

From a statistical perspective as an individual voting 3rd party is not going to change the outcome -- presidential elections decided by 1 vote are awarded based on who can fraud and sue better.

Your vote really comes down to "I want more of this in the future".

However, in swing states people need to consider group-think, and realize that they need to join the group think and vote for the person most likely to beat trump, because you need that collective group-think to push an aggregate number of votes from "I hate Trump" to "I am going to vote strategically to defeat Trump" ... so if you are in one of those places, hold your nose and vote Biden, please.
 
2020-06-01 11:56:06 AM  

Subtonic: Coco LaFemme: Muta: markie_farkie: Yes, thank you for reminding people when they will celebrate the official beginning of the end of your idiotic term in office.

Vote!

I am voting.  I plan to send a message and vote 3rd party.

You are part of the reason we are where we are right now, and judging by that comment, you have no idea and plan to continue being part of the problem. I'd pity you if your morally treasonous cowardice wasn't so appalling.

I'm not Joe Biden's biggest fan. I didn't support him in the primary. Just like I didn't support Hillary Clinton in the primary four years ago. However, there was a very clear choice laid out for Americans. Just like there is this year. You're either on the right side of that choice or the wrong side. There is no room for fence-sitters this year, just like there wasn't in 2016. Any vote for someone other than Joe Biden is a vote for Donald Trump. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. So, just say what you mean. You want four more years of Donald Trump. You want the continued abuse and degradation of minorities. You want the continued assault on our rule of law. You want the continued financial grift and abuse of power.

Don't be a pussy. Own your cowardice.

But Joe Biden does not spark joy within me!


That argument just pisses me off. All the selfish morons who claimed they didn't vote because Hillary didn't inspire them. Well boohoo. None of the available homeowner's insurance policies inspired me either. But i still did the adult thing and picked the best of the available choices. Just like I don't expect to be inspired by my retirement plan, my accountant, or my wastewater treatment plan bond issue. I still step up and take responsibility for making good choices.

If you want to be inspiredby your politicians, go back to grade school.
 
2020-06-01 11:57:02 AM  
On November 3rd, he asked me what day it was.
 
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