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(Independent)   Who wouldn't want to dip Tom Jones in a bucket of cold water and spin him around your head by his ankles?   (independent.co.uk) divider line
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2020-06-01 11:56:46 AM  
You shut your mouth, subby. That man is a gottverdamnt treasure!
 
2020-06-01 12:00:12 PM  
In fact, I'm doing that right now, if by Tom Jones you mean, oh, you really mean Tom Jones, oh, okay.
 
2020-06-01 12:54:26 PM  
Well, that's new, pussycat.
 
2020-06-01 12:59:17 PM  
Baby hammer throw; if it doesn't start crying you just aim for the biohazard bag upon release, 3 points for a bucket.
 
2020-06-01 12:59:38 PM  
Been there, done that.

What *I* really want to do is pour milk on Melissa Joan Hart and toss her to my friend on an adjacent rooftop.

/wait, what?
 
2020-06-01 1:00:30 PM  
That's what we had to do before narcan
 
2020-06-01 1:01:26 PM  

Dr.Fey: Been there, done that.

What *I* really want to do is pour milk on Melissa Joan Hart and toss her to my friend on an adjacent rooftop.

/wait, what?


Can I be your friend?
 
2020-06-01 1:04:48 PM  
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2020-06-01 1:14:28 PM  
I'll bet he went "Whoa-ah whoa-ah whoa...."
 
2020-06-01 1:14:40 PM  

Dr.Fey: Been there, done that.

What *I* really want to do is pour milk on Melissa Joan Hart and toss her to my friend on an adjacent rooftop.

/wait, what?


...Qua?

This is either a reference to something I'm unaware of or an elaborate non-sequitur (in the latter case, bravo).
 
2020-06-01 1:22:53 PM  
Considering the rumors about Tom Jones' umm... endowment, are you sure she didn't grab him somewhere else before swinging?
 
2020-06-01 1:29:15 PM  
I read somewhere that Pablo Picasso turned blue at birth and his uncle, Salvador Ruiz Blasco, a doctor, blew smoke from the cigar he was smoking into the baby's nostrils to make his lungs work.
 
2020-06-01 1:45:32 PM  
It's important to remember that when Tom Jones was born, they were still using leeches and heated glass cups to treat ailments
 
2020-06-01 1:48:11 PM  

bughunter: Considering the rumors about Tom Jones' umm... endowment, are you sure she didn't grab him somewhere else before swinging?


I heard Elvira on a local radio station confirm that rumor to be true.
 
2020-06-01 2:19:22 PM  
My favorite Tom Jones moment.

Mars Attacks! - Tom Jones Scene
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2020-06-01 2:38:43 PM  

lindalouwho: Well, that's new, pussycat.


Really, it's not unusual.
 
2020-06-01 3:19:30 PM  
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2020-06-01 3:27:46 PM  

NewWorldDan: lindalouwho: Well, that's new, pussycat.

Really, it's not unusual.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS1cL​O​IxsQ8
 
2020-06-01 3:31:48 PM  

Clash City Farker: [i.ytimg.com image 850x478]


Lol, only one of Tom's honey bunnies is smiling.

The other two look like they're still experiencing discomfort.
 
2020-06-01 8:21:28 PM  

bughunter: Considering the rumors about Tom Jones' umm... endowment, are you sure she didn't grab him somewhere else before swinging?


How do you think he got that way?
 
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