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(SFGate)   Trump adviser says the president has been over the whole coronavirus thing for a while and is instead focusing his desire on having a "fistfight" with Joe Biden   (sfgate.com) divider line
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2020-05-31 10:45:00 PM  
To be fair, it would get great ratings. The best...
 
2020-05-31 10:48:30 PM  
I'm sure Biden is quaking in his boots at the prospect of facing a spray-tanned fatso who stands like a centaur and has to take a golf cart anywhere that is more than 15 feet away.
 
2020-05-31 11:12:27 PM  
One problem: Biden will be (figuatively) bringing a baseball bat intended to slam it into Trump's skull...repeatedly.
 
2020-06-01 12:15:13 AM  

Rwa2play: One problem: Biden will be (figuatively) bringing a baseball bat intended to slam it into Trump's skull...repeatedly.


It better be figurative - no reason to break a perfectly good baseball bat over that cumstain's head.
 
2020-06-01 12:44:31 AM  
Biden's a blue collar kid from rural PA.  Trump is a spoiled rich kid from Manhattan who thinks he knows how to fight because his dad bought him karate lessons he only sometimes bothered to attend.   How do YOU see this playing out if they throw hands?
 
2020-06-01 12:47:12 AM  
Pulitzer worthy photo in tea, though. Photoshop worthy too.
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2020-06-01 12:48:52 AM  
tea? The effing article.
Thanks auto carrot
 
2020-06-01 3:16:27 AM  
Oh please oh please oh please

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Farking bring it, Mr. Breaks-a-Sweat-Taking-a-Dump.
 
2020-06-01 3:31:46 AM  
a nostalgia tour reminiscing about how he had vanquished Hillary Clinton.

He's like the guy who made a game winning touchdown in high school and still can't stop talking about it.
 
2020-06-01 4:36:21 AM  
Over the coronavirus?  We're still dying from it, and it's YOUR fault, you weak and weak-minded FOOL!
 
2020-06-01 6:03:24 AM  

fusillade762: a nostalgia tour reminiscing about how he had vanquished Hillary Clinton.

He's like the guy who made a game winning touchdown in high school and still can't stop talking about it.


Except infinitely more petty and sad.
 
2020-06-01 6:11:55 AM  

fusillade762: a nostalgia tour reminiscing about how he had vanquished Hillary Clinton.

He's like the guy who made a game winning touchdown in high school and still can't stop talking about it.


Was gonna comment on the same thing. He only "vanquished" her in the Electoral College.
 
2020-06-01 6:38:16 AM  

Alphax: Over the coronavirus?  We're still dying from it, and it's YOUR fault, you weak and weak-minded FOOL!


We're not over it, man. He is.
 
2020-06-01 6:57:42 AM  

Rwa2play: One problem: Biden will be (figuatively) bringing a baseball bat intended to slam it into Trump's skull...repeatedly.


Get in line, Joe.
Get in line.

/ waits for invite
// loves his country
/// will fight for his country
 
2020-06-01 6:58:14 AM  
To some of the senators, Trump seemed obsessed not with saving lives but with appearing politically strong. Several privately concluded he was incapable of meeting the moment. But resigned to their belief that his conduct could not be changed, they did not share their unease with Trump or with the public.

And there's the problem right there. Republicans know exactly how bad he is. They just won't do anything about it. They would rather burn this motherfarker to the ground than allow democrats to have a turn at running it.
 
2020-06-01 7:15:33 AM  
The only fight that he ever won was rigged, AND he still had to have help.

He might want to set his sights a little lower. I don't think that Donnie really wants to get into a debate with Joe. On any level, really.
 
2020-06-01 7:19:04 AM  
I'd watch that.
 
2020-06-01 7:20:52 AM  
Fist fight? With those tiny hands? Biden will think he's getting a massage. Or acupuncture at worst
 
2020-06-01 7:22:11 AM  

Vacation Bible School: Fist fight? With those tiny hands? Biden will think he's getting a massage. Or acupuncture at worst


Easy now. You could put an eye out with one of those hands.
 
2020-06-01 7:26:05 AM  

hubiestubert: The only fight that he ever won was rigged, AND he still had to have help.

He might want to set his sights a little lower. I don't think that Donnie really wants to get into a debate with Joe. On any level, really.


Trump has no intention of debating Biden or anyone else.
 
2020-06-01 7:26:20 AM  

vudukungfu: Rwa2play: One problem: Biden will be (figuatively) bringing a baseball bat intended to slam it into Trump's skull...repeatedly.

Get in line, Joe.
Get in line.

/ waits for invite
// loves his country
/// will fight for his country


We need the image from Airplane where they line up to smack the woman having a panic attack.
 
2020-06-01 7:27:25 AM  

holdmybones: Vacation Bible School: Fist fight? With those tiny hands? Biden will think he's getting a massage. Or acupuncture at worst

Easy now. You could put an eye out with one of those hands.


Maybe the eye of a needle...
 
2020-06-01 7:28:42 AM  

WalkingCarpet: I'm sure Biden is quaking in his boots at the prospect of facing a spray-tanned fatso who stands like a centaur and has to take a golf cart anywhere that is more than 15 feet away.



If trump ever gets recorded saying this Joe should IMMEDIATELY say that is he willing to fight donnie in a ring with a referee. "Unless he's all tough talk and afraid to face me"
 
2020-06-01 7:29:39 AM  
What's a "fistfight"? Flinging s*** all over The Public Square? Why don't you just debate Joe - with a real-time fact-checker that had a 10,000 volt charge every time you lie - like a grown up.
 
2020-06-01 7:29:51 AM  
As usual the rule stands: when someone repeatedly and loudly tells everyone how tough he is, that someone is softer than worm shiat.
 
2020-06-01 7:30:27 AM  
Republicans have been asking why Trump isn't attacking Biden. So now Trump is attacking Biden, but since Donny Dotard can't do more than 1 thing at a time, he's ignoring everything else as a result.
 
2020-06-01 7:32:25 AM  

fusillade762: a nostalgia tour reminiscing about how he had vanquished Hillary Clinton.

He's like the guy who made a game winning touchdown in high school and still can't stop talking about it.


And Al Bundy is still a better man than Trump.
 
2020-06-01 7:32:35 AM  

Alphax: Over the coronavirus?  We're still dying from it, and it's YOUR fault, you weak and weak-minded FOOL!


Yeah.
The article is a premature postmortem of Trump's presidency yet we know he can get even worse....past poor performance, in his case, is almost a guarantee of future failed results.
 
2020-06-01 7:35:08 AM  

king of vegas: vudukungfu: Rwa2play: One problem: Biden will be (figuatively) bringing a baseball bat intended to slam it into Trump's skull...repeatedly.

Get in line, Joe.
Get in line.

/ waits for invite
// loves his country
/// will fight for his country

We need the image from Airplane where they line up to smack the woman having a panic attack.


I always liked how the weapons escalated until someone had a gun and people were still lining up behind them.
 
2020-06-01 7:35:35 AM  
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A verminous little creature and the President of the United States can be seen here. Also in the photo is a flying insect.
 
2020-06-01 7:37:25 AM  
Joe would be in some pretty serious trouble. Trump stands 6'2" and weighs in at 190 lbs. of solid muscle. If it weren't for the bone spurs he would have won the Vietnam war single-handedly and America wouldn't be in this mess. But the bone spurs cleared up right afterward, so he's light on his feet now and the healthiest man that's ever lived or died.

Biden? Probably has arthritis in his hands from all the woman-groping he does. His best bet would be to get Trump entangled in leg hair and then talk him to death.

Did I mention Trump is 6'4" and 210 lbs.? Joe is just outclassed.
 
2020-06-01 7:37:45 AM  
Biden wouldn't be able to land one solid hit.  Trump would be sweating chicken grease and Biden's blows would just slide off.  Would be like punching an oiled-up de-feathered turkey.
 
2020-06-01 7:38:49 AM  

Gordon Bennett: [Fark user image 850x566]

A verminous little creature and the President of the United States can be seen here. Also in the photo is a flying insect.


Yeah, those D.C. protestors better watch out, or the White House will release the Trumps. or the bees. Or the Trumps with bees in their mouths and when they shout, they shoot bees at you.
 
2020-06-01 7:40:38 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: Biden wouldn't be able to land one solid hit.  Trump would be sweating chicken grease and Biden's blows would just slide off.  Would be like punching an oiled-up de-feathered turkey.


It'd be like Cartman at the vaccination rodeo, except he wouldn't need any butter.
 
2020-06-01 7:42:42 AM  
I hope the confused old man thing is a rope-a-dope and this guy shows up to debate Trump:

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2020-06-01 7:43:15 AM  

Magorn: Biden's a blue collar kid from rural PA.  Trump is a spoiled rich kid from Manhattan Queens who thinks he knows how to fight because his dad bought him karate lessons he only sometimes bothered to attend.   How do YOU see this playing out if they throw hands?


Fixed that for you.  This is another one of Trump's grievances.  He wishes the rich kids from Mantattan respected him.
 
2020-06-01 7:44:10 AM  
In Trump world. Coronavirus ended when he tweeted that it ended.  Civil unrest stopped when they saw him bravely hide in the basement.
Joe Biden is a rally away from losing.
 
2020-06-01 7:46:23 AM  

Gordon Bennett: [Fark user image 850x566]

A verminous little creature and the President of the United States can be seen here. Also in the photo is a flying insect.


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The Great Unclean One. The Fly Master. The Plague Lord.
 
2020-06-01 7:47:12 AM  

whosits_112: fusillade762: a nostalgia tour reminiscing about how he had vanquished Hillary Clinton.

He's like the guy who made a game winning touchdown in high school and still can't stop talking about it.

And Al Bundy is still a better man than Trump.


He sure as hell was a better father and husband.
 
2020-06-01 7:48:50 AM  
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2020-06-01 7:50:18 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: hubiestubert: The only fight that he ever won was rigged, AND he still had to have help.

He might want to set his sights a little lower. I don't think that Donnie really wants to get into a debate with Joe. On any level, really.

Trump has no intention of debating Biden or anyone else.


He's claimed he will but that the Commission on Presidential Debates is grossly biased against him and that he will only do it if he gets to name times, locations, venues, hosts, etc.

So all three on ONAN OANN with all questions from Hannity or it is proof that Joe Biden is too scared to debate him.
 
2020-06-01 8:02:13 AM  

Gordon Bennett: [Fark user image image 850x566]

A verminous little creature and the President of the United States can be seen here. Also in the photo is a flying insect.


Gross.  A disease spreading, full grown maggot that shiats all over everything.  Also, a housefly.
 
2020-06-01 8:06:18 AM  

whosits_112: fusillade762: a nostalgia tour reminiscing about how he had vanquished Hillary Clinton.

He's like the guy who made a game winning touchdown in high school and still can't stop talking about it.

And Al Bundy is still a better man than Trump.


I'd rather have President Al Bundy than President Donald Trump.

Yeah, Al Bundy is a misogynistic, transphobic, fat-shaming, Francophobic jackass. . .

. . .he's STILL a far, Far, FAR better man than Dotard Drumpf.

Al Bundy at least wasn't racist, at least believed in actually working for a living, and didn't dodge the draft (that we know of, the show never talked about why he didn't go to Vietnam, but the car accident right after his High School graduation that ruined his football career by keeping him from playing College football might have got him out of the draft medically).

Al Bundy is a Jerk with a Heart of Gold.  Plenty of episodes showed he actually was a decent guy underneath his blue collar slob exterior. . .Donald Trump is a Jerk with a Heart of Jerk, plenty of real life showed he is actually a jerk under that white collar slob exterior.
 
2020-06-01 8:06:36 AM  
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The fly is confused... normally when it smells this much shiat, it knows it's in for a feast, yet there doesn't appear to be anything to eat around here.
 
2020-06-01 8:06:40 AM  
I'd pay good money for a real fistfight.  Even though it would be over with one jab by Biden.
 
2020-06-01 8:07:14 AM  
As much as I'd love to see him be defeated in a massive landslide, I want this over as soon as possible.

I truly hope that he's getting together with McConnell and negotiating his exit, so that Romney or Kasich can take the fall in November, because losing to Joe Biden would be too much for his brittle little fat ego to take.
 
2020-06-01 8:08:40 AM  
This is stupid, right at Trump's level.

Even if Trump legitimately could kick the shiat out of Biden, that's not what being tough is about for Presidents.  Look at FDR, he was a stronger President than Trump.
 
2020-06-01 8:13:21 AM  

Flappyhead: I'd pay good money for a real fistfight.  Even though it would be over with one jab by Biden.


FFS, Jill Biden could choke that orange blob out in 7 seconds.
 
2020-06-01 8:18:29 AM  
This must be the article that prompted the "FAKE NEWS!" from Herr Twitler tweet last evening?
 
2020-06-01 8:19:20 AM  
we have 100k dead, 40m unemployed, and cities on fire and the man does nothing and the GOP follows his lead. One could only imagine how unhinged they'd be if there was a Dem in the WH right now. The GOP is bad for this country. Every R up for election in November should be roundly voted out if the nation intends to drift back towards sanity.
 
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